A Welshman and Irishman and a Scotsman

A Welshman and Irishman and a Scotsman

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rlg43p

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1,279 posts

256 months

Friday 2nd December 2022
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A Welshman and Irishman and a Scotsman were in a pub. There'd usually be an Englishman, but he's still at the World Cup!

Evanivitch

22,054 posts

129 months

Friday 2nd December 2022
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rlg43p said:
A Welshman and Irishman and a Scotsman were in a pub. There'd usually be an Englishman, but he's still at the World Cup!

yellowbentines

5,537 posts

214 months

Friday 2nd December 2022
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rlg43p said:
A Welshman and Irishman and a Scotsman were in a pub. There'd usually be an Englishman, but he's still at the World Cup!
It sounded funny in your head, didn't it....

AlexRS2782

8,170 posts

220 months

Saturday 3rd December 2022
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233 months on PH and you've still not figured out how to post in The Lounge or Football forums instead of General Gassing? getmecoat

to3m

1,228 posts

177 months

Saturday 3rd December 2022
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Posting after drinking takes practice. You can't expect to get it right until you've got it wrong a few times.

B'stard Child

29,232 posts

253 months

Saturday 3rd December 2022
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Reported so it gets moved

Riley Blue

21,619 posts

233 months

Saturday 3rd December 2022
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B'stard Child said:
Reported so it gets moved
Is there a home for jokes that fell flat on their arses?

Kinky

39,800 posts

276 months

Saturday 3rd December 2022
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B'stard Child said:
Reported so it gets removed
Edited for what you should have posted tongue out

Riley Blue said:
Is there a home for jokes that fell flat on their arses?
They usually disappear, and the OP gets a few days in chokey.

But I don't think it's a joke as neither Ireland or Scotland were at the world cup.

loskie

5,646 posts

127 months

Saturday 3rd December 2022
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Riley Blue said:
B'stard Child said:
Reported so it gets moved
Is there a home for jokes that fell flat on their arses?
Yes. The old jokes home!

TwigtheWonderkid

44,647 posts

157 months

Saturday 3rd December 2022
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Oooo, football jokes.

How many Man Utd fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
2. 1 to change the bulb and 1 to share the drive back to Surrey.

franki68

10,665 posts

228 months

Saturday 3rd December 2022
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
Oooo, football jokes.

How many Man Utd fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
2. 1 to change the bulb and 1 to share the drive back to Surrey.
Jokes not antiques.

Cie

18,927 posts

200 months

Saturday 3rd December 2022
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franki68 said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
Oooo, football jokes.

How many Man Utd fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
2. 1 to change the bulb and 1 to share the drive back to Surrey.
Jokes not antiques.
Is it a lighthouse bulb they’re changing? Why else would they be driving to change a lightbulb?

Let’s get David Dickinson in on this one

Belle427

9,736 posts

240 months

Sunday 11th December 2022
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rlg43p said:
A Welshman and Irishman and a Scotsman were in a pub. There'd usually be an Englishman, but he's still at the World Cup!
Hes there now.

Jader1973

4,282 posts

207 months

Sunday 11th December 2022
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Belle427 said:
rlg43p said:
A Welshman and Irishman and a Scotsman were in a pub. There'd usually be an Englishman, but he's still at the World Cup!
Hes there now.
The other three aren’t though. They bailed out as soon as the final whistle went because they didn’t want to have to listen to all the moaning when he arrived.

biggrin

yellowbentines

5,537 posts

214 months

Sunday 11th December 2022
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Belle427 said:
rlg43p said:
A Welshman and Irishman and a Scotsman were in a pub. There'd usually be an Englishman, but he's still at the World Cup!
Hes there now.
No, he didn't make it, a French guy crashed into him on the road and the local cop (Brazilian guy) was nowhere to be seen, then he missed his turnoff by miles, then he got robbed.

Whatever, it was definitely someone else's fault and he'll definitely make it next time. For sure. They're gonna do a song about it and everything.