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cabbron

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416 posts

224 months

Sunday 3rd April 2011
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i parked next to an artic this week that had 5 tyres showing canvas and chunks missing-rest were slick apart from the front 2.think the driver was having his menu del dia with litre of vino followed by coffee and brandy.the mind boggles.was stopped not so long ago in a perfectly maintained elise and told to take off the diffusor as it was illegal and dangerous ffs.

mickrick

3,705 posts

180 months

Monday 4th April 2011
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My Mate and I where running down the N340 one night, for a night out in Gib.
We where in one of those little 600cc Dihatsu vans, when a truck with a drag overtook us, and pulled in before the drag had past. He ran us off the road onto the gravel, norrowly missing going into a big ditch.
He nearly killed us.
So we managed to catch up with him, overtake, and stop him by slowing down and not letting him pass.
We jumped out and ran back to him to give him abuse, and the big fat fk just sat in his cab saying "No understand".
My mate went back to the van, got the wheel brace out, walked back to the truck, and said "Understand this you Son of a bh"! Smash smash went both his headlights!
We managed to get in the van and away, shoot up a sideroad and hide. He saw us and stopped, but he'd passed the sideroad, and couldn't turn around, so we shot off the other way, and ended up having a night out in Estepona. biggrin

blueg33

38,485 posts

231 months

Monday 4th April 2011
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mickrick said:
My Mate and I where running down the N340 one night, for a night out in Gib.
We where in one of those little 600cc Dihatsu vans, when a truck with a drag overtook us, and pulled in before the drag had past. He ran us off the road onto the gravel, norrowly missing going into a big ditch.
He nearly killed us.
So we managed to catch up with him, overtake, and stop him by slowing down and not letting him pass.
We jumped out and ran back to him to give him abuse, and the big fat fk just sat in his cab saying "No understand".
My mate went back to the van, got the wheel brace out, walked back to the truck, and said "Understand this you Son of a bh"! Smash smash went both his headlights!
We managed to get in the van and away, shoot up a sideroad and hide. He saw us and stopped, but he'd passed the sideroad, and couldn't turn around, so we shot off the other way, and ended up having a night out in Estepona. biggrin
Where is the popcorn smiley when you need it?

mickrick

3,705 posts

180 months

Monday 4th April 2011
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Oh! I forgot to mention it was dark. biggrin Chomp Chomp!