So I went to the doc's today about a pain down below
So I went to the doc's today about a pain down below
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RetroTed

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1,029 posts

238 months

Tuesday 21st December 2010
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As I have had a very tender potatoe for around 6 - 8 weeks. As I'm sure some chaps can appreciate I have been sweating a lot over this fearing the worst and putting off going to the gp's but as my friend has just been diagnosed with T.C and after a lot of nagging from the wife I finally went and had it checked out today.
After a very uncomfortable examination as it is a bit sore plus the fact that another chap had his hands on my tackle it appears that I have somehow managed to strain it by either sitting down or crossing my legs etc. laugh

I cannot express the relief that I am experiencing now that I know its nothing too serious. bounce

A valuable lesson though chaps, if in doubt get them checked out. thumbup

y282

20,566 posts

201 months

Tuesday 21st December 2010
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RetroTed said:
As I have had a very tender potatoe for around 6 - 8 weeks. As I'm sure some chaps can appreciate I have been sweating a lot over this fearing the worst and putting off going to the gp's but as my friend has just been diagnosed with T.C and after a lot of nagging from the wife I finally went and had it checked out today.
After a very uncomfortable examination as it is a bit sore plus the fact that another chap had his hands on my tackle it appears that I have somehow managed to strain it by either sitting down or crossing my legs etc. laugh

I cannot express the relief that I am experiencing now that I know its nothing too serious. bounce

A valuable lesson though chaps, if in doubt get them checked out. thumbup
good to hear, glad it's ok. just reminded me about learning the hard way to check the bog lid is up before having a half awake sitdown. very painful.

kieranasaurus

32 posts

197 months

Tuesday 21st December 2010
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Good to hear but 6-8 weeks is too long,

From my experience you need to act straight away that delay could cost you your life.

When I first went the docs and was told it was a torsion injury from heavy lifting to having abdominal spread, to my heart and both lungs and my main artery was only six weeks!

Because of the delay at the start it turned what should have been three months to a year has turned into six years and many brushes with death.

I am glad it worked out though believe me it is much better than the alternative

shirt

25,369 posts

230 months

Tuesday 21st December 2010
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I've experienced similar, got very worked up to the point of flipping out after a night on the beer. docs next day, referred to hospital, nothing to worry about.

I've never since let myself worry or be afraid to visit the doc at the first sign.have had my meat & veg inspected a few times now and feeling a bit silly is much more preferable to the alternative.

Bing o

15,184 posts

248 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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shirt said:
I've experienced similar, got very worked up to the point of flipping out after a night on the beer. docs next day, referred to hospital, nothing to worry about.

I've never since let myself worry or be afraid to visit the doc at the first sign.have had my meat & veg inspected a few times now and feeling a bit silly is much more preferable to the alternative.
I always like to think of how inferior I am making the Doc feel wink


(Though this may or may not be true). Life's too short to worry about a qualified doctor copping a feel, it's probably the 5th pair of plums he's felt that day.

RetroTed

Original Poster:

1,029 posts

238 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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Bing o said:
shirt said:
I've experienced similar, got very worked up to the point of flipping out after a night on the beer. docs next day, referred to hospital, nothing to worry about.

I've never since let myself worry or be afraid to visit the doc at the first sign.have had my meat & veg inspected a few times now and feeling a bit silly is much more preferable to the alternative.
I always like to think of how inferior I am making the Doc feel wink




rolleyes laugh

ShadownINja

79,974 posts

311 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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RetroTed said:
(1) putting off going to the gp's
(2) another chap had his hands on my tackle
(1) Never put off going to a GP but well done for finally going!
(2) I haven't decided which is worse tbh. A male or female examining your private regions because:
(a) a male doc will understand how painful it can get if you accidentally pinch one while checking the epididydidydidymis yet having a man cup your scrotum isn't my idea of an enjoyable day out
(b) a female doc will have softer hands but having a feminine face very close (within say 60cm) to your bare genitals could cause unnecessary arousal which would be embarrassing especially if she were to say, "Well, you certainly don't need Viagra..."; note that you may be checked standing up with your trousers around your ankles and her kneeling in front of you... this immediately makes you think of particular acts. All I remember is that when I looked down and saw her nice long blonde hair about 30cm from my penis, I started listing in my head Labour policies that ruined Britain.

Edited by ShadownINja on Wednesday 22 December 10:52

Scraggles

7,619 posts

253 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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remember having a sudden urge to have a good dump, was most surprised at what I saw in the pan, straight to the doctor's to have it checked out, culminating with a camera on a probe shoved where the sun never shines, no cancer found smile

nonplussed

3,338 posts

258 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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WTF is a tender potatoe?

Scraggles

7,619 posts

253 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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one of his bks got caught between his legs (might have had help) and squeezed so hard that it grew in size from a walnut to a large potato

not sure how this happens, but suspect there is an important part left untold smile

y282

20,566 posts

201 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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Scraggles said:
one of his bks got caught between his legs (might have had help) and squeezed so hard that it grew in size from a walnut to a large potato

not sure how this happens, but suspect there is an important part left untold smile
as long as she was wearing the right boots, it's a price worth paying.

BlackVanGirl

9,932 posts

240 months

Thursday 23rd December 2010
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nonplussed said:
WTF is a tender potatoe?
Testicle.

And having the doctor cop a bit of a feel (and yes, you'll be the 5th that morning and probably the youngest too) and indeed prostate check is NOTHING compared to having a smear or colposcopy done. Consider yourself lucky (unless you have a cervix in which case I commiserate) and go to the doctor if anything acts or feels weird.

ShadownINja

79,974 posts

311 months

Thursday 23rd December 2010
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BlackVanGirl said:
nonplussed said:
WTF is a tender potatoe?
Testicle.

And having the doctor cop a bit of a feel (and yes, you'll be the 5th that morning and probably the youngest too) and indeed prostate check is NOTHING compared to having a smear or colposcopy done. Consider yourself lucky (unless you have a cervix in which case I commiserate) and go to the doctor if anything acts or feels weird.
Woulda thought a mammogram would be worse. Or a breast biopsy (given that no anaesthetic is generally done... which I really don't understand why not).

blueg33

46,228 posts

253 months

Friday 24th December 2010
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swerni said:
you left it waaaaay to long.
I woke up on Saturday morning with a swollen bk
Was in the doctors on the Wednesday
Oncologist on the Thursday
Ultra sound Thursday afternoon
CT scan the Friday
Operation on the Monday,
Started Chemo 3 weeks later.

I had secondary in my lymph nodes. I hate to think what would have happened if I had waited another 4 - 6 weeks.
Heed this warning guys!

jimbobsimmonds

1,824 posts

194 months

Friday 24th December 2010
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shirt said:
I've experienced similar, got very worked up to the point of flipping out after a night on the beer. docs next day, referred to hospital, nothing to worry about.

I've never since let myself worry or be afraid to visit the doc at the first sign.have had my meat & veg inspected a few times now and feeling a bit silly is much more preferable to the alternative.
Had this not too long ago...

Had to get plastered before I would tell anyone, and even then I only told a couple of close mates; who despite being pretty far gone at the time gave me the right advice and made me go to the docs (ripped the st out of me afterwards).

It was suggested I bring a video camera. Hadn't been to the GP in 5 years and last time I did I remember her being an attractive doctor in her late 20s... Unfortunately she was replaced 3 years ago by Doctor Aqbul frown Could have been so much better, but tbh, it wasn't that bad. Next time I won't need to get (as) to have the balls (couldn't resist wink) to go...

150bhp

908 posts

201 months

Tuesday 28th December 2010
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swerni said:
you left it waaaaay to long.
I woke up on Saturday morning with a swollen bk
Was in the doctors on the Wednesday
Oncologist on the Thursday
Ultra sound Thursday afternoon
CT scan the Friday
Operation on the Monday,
Started Chemo 3 weeks later.

I had secondary in my lymph nodes. I hate to think what would have happened if I had waited another 4 - 6 weeks.
Can i ask what your bk felt like when it was swollen? Was it hard to the touch or soft? I had a swollen bk a while back and called NHS24 and the doc seemed sure it was a hydrocele and as the swelling reduced a good bit(but not fully) and Ive been busy with work and family i never got round to visiting my GP. Reading this topic has got me bricking it now and I'm phoning my GP first thing tomorrow as the swelling has not fully disappeared and there feels like theres defo something there frown. Fingers crossed.

150bhp

908 posts

201 months

Tuesday 28th December 2010
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swerni said:
150bhp said:
swerni said:
you left it waaaaay to long.
I woke up on Saturday morning with a swollen bk
Was in the doctors on the Wednesday
Oncologist on the Thursday
Ultra sound Thursday afternoon
CT scan the Friday
Operation on the Monday,
Started Chemo 3 weeks later.

I had secondary in my lymph nodes. I hate to think what would have happened if I had waited another 4 - 6 weeks.
Can i ask what your bk felt like when it was swollen? Was it hard to the touch or soft? I had a swollen bk a while back and called NHS24 and the doc seemed sure it was a hydrocele and as the swelling reduced a good bit(but not fully) and Ive been busy with work and family i never got round to visiting my GP. Reading this topic has got me bricking it now and I'm phoning my GP first thing tomorrow as the swelling has not fully disappeared and there feels like theres defo something there frown. Fingers crossed.
was about a third bigger than the right, no lumps, it wasn't sore, just bigger and appeared over night.
There are often symptoms you can have ie lower backache and tiredness but I had neither of these.
I don't have any pain or tiredness but it was about a third bigger. Now the swelling has reduced but not fully but there feels like something spongy there now? Hope all is well with you now.

BlackVanDyke

9,932 posts

240 months

Wednesday 29th December 2010
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ShadownINja said:
BlackVanGirl said:
nonplussed said:
WTF is a tender potatoe?
Testicle.

And having the doctor cop a bit of a feel (and yes, you'll be the 5th that morning and probably the youngest too) and indeed prostate check is NOTHING compared to having a smear or colposcopy done. Consider yourself lucky (unless you have a cervix in which case I commiserate) and go to the doctor if anything acts or feels weird.
Woulda thought a mammogram would be worse. Or a breast biopsy (given that no anaesthetic is generally done... which I really don't understand why not).
Mammogram is extremely squashy and I gather not always painful - in any case I'm not going to be around to reach the age where you need one! But some people's boobs really aren't sensitive or indeed sensate at all, and anyhow, pain on the outside of you is generally less horrible than pain very much on the inside.

Smear or colposcopy involves a cold metal speculum which rather by definition will need to be opened eeeever so slightly further than anything your girly bits are used to. Your nurse colposcopist will then rotate it, still open, to locate the cervix, which if you're unlucky will involve an edge actually catching said organ on its way past. She'll then stick any of a cotton bud, a lolly stick, a sort of baby bog brush or indeed a camera up there, followed by some chemicals, followed if necessary by taking a chunk of you for further investigation.

Breast biopsy (by needle, presumably?) does not sound at all fun. Ouch.

In conclusion: be glad it's only a finger, boys. smile

ShadownINja

79,974 posts

311 months

Wednesday 29th December 2010
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BlackVanDyke said:
Mammogram is extremely squashy and I gather not always painful - in any case I'm not going to be around to reach the age where you need one! But some people's boobs really aren't sensitive or indeed sensate at all, and anyhow, pain on the outside of you is generally less horrible than pain very much on the inside.

Smear or colposcopy involves a cold metal speculum which rather by definition will need to be opened eeeever so slightly further than anything your girly bits are used to. Your nurse colposcopist will then rotate it, still open, to locate the cervix, which if you're unlucky will involve an edge actually catching said organ on its way past. She'll then stick any of a cotton bud, a lolly stick, a sort of baby bog brush or indeed a camera up there, followed by some chemicals, followed if necessary by taking a chunk of you for further investigation.

Breast biopsy (by needle, presumably?) does not sound at all fun. Ouch.

In conclusion: be glad it's only a finger, boys. smile
I'm familiar with the smear (not personally!) and yes the breast biopsy involves taking a chunk out of the breast WITHOUT ANAESTHETIC! I was shocked when my mother told me they did this. http://www.webmd.boots.com/breast-cancer/guide/bre...

Yes, having a prostate checked is nothing compared to the above! It's more the embarrassment than anything tbh.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Wednesday 29th December 2010
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Anyway...

How did you manage to trip over your nuts, Rubberlegs...?