How can I lose 1stone 4lbs in 4 1/2 days?

How can I lose 1stone 4lbs in 4 1/2 days?

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flyingjase

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3,088 posts

238 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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I’m supposed to be jumping out of an aeroplane on Friday doing a tandem skydive. I haven’t done one for 10 years and only just stepped on the scales to see that I’m now 1stone and 4lbs over the weight limit!

How can I lose this before Friday without causing my kidneys to shut down?!

Planning on:-

Just drinking just water and green tea

going to the Gym every day to do at least an hour of cardio

taking ACAI Berry tablets (apparently kills your hunger and speeds your metabolism – well I want to believe that!)

Then debating what my diet should be – was thinking cereal for breakfast & lunch and lean meat salad for dinner – will this be extreme enough or do I have to go further???

Any ideas gratefully received

(oh and I already know I'm a fat bd)

k22wes

596 posts

184 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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bigger parachute?

anonymous-user

61 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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Dysentry? Seriously though losing that much weight in that short a period of time isn't healthy, is this jump really worth making yourself ill for, I would imagine that you would be so weak even if you could lose the weight that you wouldn't enjoy the experience anyway.

Mr Will

13,719 posts

213 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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Raw chicken?

Fer

7,734 posts

287 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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Dysentery?

Let me know if it works, as I could do with losing twice that. frown

Bernard80

4,764 posts

194 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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Chop off a limb.

Edited by Bernard80 on Sunday 10th October 10:38

ShadownINja

77,472 posts

289 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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Put it back a few months. It's not healthy to lose that much weight. 2-3lbs a week weight loss is the supposedly recommended healthy weight loss rate. Not eating anything beyond THIN SOUP (NO BREAD) for a MONTH lost me 1 stone. I had a bowel op so there was a good reason for not eating anything solid.

Edited by ShadownINja on Sunday 10th October 10:38

The Big G

998 posts

175 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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Just have a really, really big dump.

Wacky Racer

38,972 posts

254 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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Choose an instructor 1stone 4lb lighter......teacher

davepoth

29,395 posts

206 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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You'll never lose that much safely in 4 days. Here's what the NHS say about fasting, it's tailored towards fasting for Ramadan really but it still applies.

http://www.nhs.uk/Livewell/Healthyramadan/Pages/fa...

The trick though is not to stop eating, but to raise the metabolism through exercise. Make sure to completely cut out any protein and fat, so eat pasta and pretty much nothing else, and only then not huge amounts.

The real trick is to exercise a lot, (3 hours a day at least I would say) and it needs to be running really or any exercise that won't make the body want to build muscle.

The final thing is to get a sweat suit and dehydrate yourself on the morning of the jump, but that is very extreme.

Edited by davepoth on Sunday 10th October 10:42

arfur daley

834 posts

173 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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drink laxative by the gallon.

Jasandjules

70,491 posts

236 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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A stone in less than a week? Without causing long term organ damage? I don't think you will.. Suggest you re-book your tandem jump for six months...


eyebeebe

3,177 posts

240 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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A more scientific answer would be that you need a calorie deficit of 63,000 as 3,500 calories equals one pound. Using average figures 2,500 calories ingested a day would maintain you weight, so you need to not eat anything for 4 and a half days (11,250 calories) and burn a further 51,750. The link here (http://www.coolnurse.com/calories.htm) suggests that if you weigh 200 pounds (I suspect it is rather more), then running at 8 mph would burn 1,038 per hour. Lets round up as you weigh more and call it 1,200 an hour. You need to run for 43 hours. That's only 9 and a half hours a day. If you get cracking and take the week off work you may just do it.


Alternatively follow others advice and put it back 6 months, as it aint going to happen.

ShadownINja

77,472 posts

289 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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eyebeebe said:
A more scientific answer would be that you need a calorie deficit of 63,000 as 3,500 calories equals one pound. Using average figures 2,500 calories ingested a day would maintain you weight, so you need to not eat anything for 4 and a half days (11,250 calories) and burn a further 51,750. The link here (http://www.coolnurse.com/calories.htm) suggests that if you weigh 200 pounds (I suspect it is rather more), then running at 8 mph would burn 1,038 per hour. Lets round up as you weigh more and call it 1,200 an hour. You need to run for 43 hours. That's only 9 and a half hours a day. If you get cracking and take the week off work you may just do it.
rofl Brilliant, love it. I can't imagine running that long without eating. Actually, I can't run that long even if I was continually eating.

rhinochopig

17,932 posts

205 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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They *may* be flexible on the weight limit. I was told by a skydive instructor is it's more about your girth than weight. Are you tall and big or short and fat? If the former you may be ok. Call them and see.

Fer

7,734 posts

287 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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ShadownINja said:
eyebeebe said:
A more scientific answer would be that you need a calorie deficit of 63,000 as 3,500 calories equals one pound. Using average figures 2,500 calories ingested a day would maintain you weight, so you need to not eat anything for 4 and a half days (11,250 calories) and burn a further 51,750. The link here (http://www.coolnurse.com/calories.htm) suggests that if you weigh 200 pounds (I suspect it is rather more), then running at 8 mph would burn 1,038 per hour. Lets round up as you weigh more and call it 1,200 an hour. You need to run for 43 hours. That's only 9 and a half hours a day. If you get cracking and take the week off work you may just do it.
rofl Brilliant, love it. I can't imagine running that long without eating. Actually, I can't run that long even if I was continually eating.
Ni sh*t. I can't drive that long without eating!

ShadownINja

77,472 posts

289 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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Fer said:
ShadownINja said:
eyebeebe said:
A more scientific answer would be that you need a calorie deficit of 63,000 as 3,500 calories equals one pound. Using average figures 2,500 calories ingested a day would maintain you weight, so you need to not eat anything for 4 and a half days (11,250 calories) and burn a further 51,750. The link here (http://www.coolnurse.com/calories.htm) suggests that if you weigh 200 pounds (I suspect it is rather more), then running at 8 mph would burn 1,038 per hour. Lets round up as you weigh more and call it 1,200 an hour. You need to run for 43 hours. That's only 9 and a half hours a day. If you get cracking and take the week off work you may just do it.
rofl Brilliant, love it. I can't imagine running that long without eating. Actually, I can't run that long even if I was continually eating.
Ni sh*t. I can't drive that long without eating!
rofl Actually, now that you mention it, I have to eat something every 30-40 minutes.

Blown2CV

29,540 posts

210 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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Don't think it can be done. Could always try the 'marine diet'. Did they not ask you how much you weighed when you signed up, or have you been incessantly eating pies since then?!

Tsippy

15,078 posts

176 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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I lost 3 stone in a week when I had food poisoning, got to the point where I was stting water and could not eat or drink without it coming straight out of my arse.

Just find a service station and order a chicken burger with egg and chips

hurl

Bernard80

4,764 posts

194 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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The British Heart Foundation Diet claims you can lose 10lb in three days. I think this is the closest you would get which could well be close enough as I do think they are fairly flexible.

http://www.everydiet.org/diet/british-heart-founda...