Diagnose Me

[anonymous-user]

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[ShadownINja]

Try drinking water. You sound dehydrated, although not sure what the tongue thing is about.

http://dehydrationsymptoms.org/2009/dehydration-sy...

Edited by ShadownINja on Sunday 29th August 14:58

[ShadownINja]

Water, not cordial. IIRC sugar is a diuretic. You're probably low on salt but that doesn't mean you should down a tablespoon of salt.

Edited by ShadownINja on Sunday 29th August 16:14

[NoelWatson]

anonymous said:

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Jacuzzis are a big health risk if not properly maintained

[King Herald]

Gargle with hot salt water, as hot as you can stand. Sip some too, to get it down your throat.

[King Herald]

anonymous said:

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'Cos people pee and sweat and fart and 'ooze' in them and the temperature ferments the pee into a festering germ soup, akin to a biological warfare arsenal.

[croyde]

anonymous said:

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Also lots of bugs live in the bubbles and splashes that normally get killed off in normal pools. So I have heard.

You are breathing in a mist of bugs and toxins.

[Mazda Baiter]

And spunk. Don't forget the spunk in them.

As soon as you said Jacuzzi, i thought it must be that.

After 1 hour of use they are minging if they don't have a decent water filtration system.

[goldblum]

anonymous said:

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Serves you right.Ewwww

[MacGee]

Bad AIDS!!!

[goldblum]

Dirty bugger.

[ShadownINja]

Did you rub it on your face like the dirty slut that you are?

[mybrainhurts]

Bubonic plague...

[goldblum]

I hope your dick falls off first.

[UncleRic]

anonymous said:

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Symptoms any worse, Dizeee (assuming you survived the night..)?

[SB10]

I've had something similar a few times the day after going to the sauna /steam room.

probably some diseased individual with a cold type virus tahts been in it before hand,.

[mybrainhurts]

anonymous said:

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No, actually, you're dead. You're only imagining all this....

[goldblum]

Dizzee -

'Funny that the jacuzzi was deep cleaned and emptied last week.'

Don't you mean 'pumped out'?

[ShadownINja]

"Flushed"?

[goldblum]

ShadownINja said:

"Flushed"?

A toilet is what I imagine a jacuzzi in a weights gym would be like (syntax!)

In 25 yrs of doing weights I've seen some of the most horrible sweaty,dirty,steroid injecting,

cocaine abusing,drinking,tattooed, musclebound,bleeding and stitched - up freaks/doormen/bodybuilders

and the thought that someone would get into a jacuzzi not knowing whats been left behind by the previous user makes me shudder.

Dizzee - if you must indulge/have a dirty water fetish then get some inoculations!

Diptheria would be a start..