Left ball bag

[SummerTime]

Cut it via some trimming cutting shaving how the hell do i stop the bleeding without going to the hospital? I have plasters and super glue and i date in two hours time

[sherman]

An elastic band should work as a tourniquet. THat should help slow the bleed ing enough that you can super glue your bawsack back together.

[Soovy]

Post of the Year.

OP said:

I shave my balls.

[Phooey]

Fook me, what did you shave them with!! a fooking combine harvester???

[SummerTime]

Well is was more of a trimming soovy

Anyway i have nipped it in the bud so to say

[andyjo1982]

Twiggy, is that you?

[Sheets Tabuer]

You have a date in two hours so decided to shave your balls? Were you going for the right said fred driving a TT look?

How long have they bled for, I'm sure they don't bleed that much even after a vasectomy, are you sure it isn't your leg?

Edited by Sheets Tabuer on Tuesday 13th July 19:11

[SummerTime]

Phooey said:

Fook me, what did you shave them with!! a fooking combine harvester???

This

I cut myself with scissors

[Phooey]

Do they look like this? http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3442/3843362943_ae8...

[Matt Black]

Ah we've all been there, hot date and a burst bawbag! Clingfilm and an elastic band are your best bet, this way you can make blackpudding for supper too.

[SummerTime]

Sheets since 6: 15 the veins are full of blood hence it was looking like some physcos butchers shop all fixed now

[PetrolTed]

Just stick 'em in a jam jar.

[Sheets Tabuer]

Frozen bag of peas and apply pressure.

Next time just trim the front, the chewbacca look is all the rage.

[BliarOut]

Sheets Tabuer said:

You have a date in two hours so decided to shave your balls? Were you going for the right said fred driving a TT look?

How long have they bled for, I'm sure they don't bleed that much even after a vasectomy, are you sure it isn't your leg?

Edited by Sheets Tabuer on Tuesday 13th July 19:11

I could see inside my ballbag when the stitches let go after the snip and it still didn't bleed that much

[Fittster]

Left ball bag? If you have more than one your date could be in for a surprise.

[spud989]

Shave the night before. Last minute thoughts of "st, what if I get some?!" lead to such scenarios!

[SummerTime]

We only had coffee

[spud989]

Yeah, but you were quite clearly thinking about it. Let's face it: you weren't doing it for the aerodynamic benefits!

[PetrolTed]

SummerTime said:

We only had coffee

Maybe she didn't like your red trousers...

[SummerTime]

Well i am glad you all had a laugh at my expense

Jeans ted