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OK, so I have been asked by a "friend" to post this question up 
His Banjo string got torn, what seemed the first time to be only a little (there was quite a lot of blood (so I am told)).
It has happened a couple of times since and appears to be very weak, the skin breaks very easily.
Is this his sex life over? or does he simply need to give it some time to heal? Or does he need to go to the doctors to get it sorted out?#
It is a bit of a predicament as his missus has a rather high sex drive so this is beinging to cause problems....
Any advice greatly appreciated!
His Banjo string got torn, what seemed the first time to be only a little (there was quite a lot of blood (so I am told)).
It has happened a couple of times since and appears to be very weak, the skin breaks very easily.
Is this his sex life over? or does he simply need to give it some time to heal? Or does he need to go to the doctors to get it sorted out?#
It is a bit of a predicament as his missus has a rather high sex drive so this is beinging to cause problems....
Any advice greatly appreciated!
VEA said:
OK, so I have been asked by a "friend" to post this question up
His Banjo string got torn, what seemed the first time to be only a little (there was quite a lot of blood (so I am told)).
It has happened a couple of times since and appears to be very weak, the skin breaks very easily.
Is this his sex life over? or does he simply need to give it some time to heal? Or does he need to go to the doctors to get it sorted out?#
It is a bit of a predicament as his missus has a rather high sex drive so this is beinging to cause problems....
Any advice greatly appreciated!
Go round there and service his missus while it heals.His Banjo string got torn, what seemed the first time to be only a little (there was quite a lot of blood (so I am told)).
It has happened a couple of times since and appears to be very weak, the skin breaks very easily.
Is this his sex life over? or does he simply need to give it some time to heal? Or does he need to go to the doctors to get it sorted out?#
It is a bit of a predicament as his missus has a rather high sex drive so this is beinging to cause problems....
Any advice greatly appreciated!
Is the right answer 
I have tears in my eyes from that one.What in God's name were you was he doing to do this? 
There have been several stories now of folk "breaking their banjo strings" on PH...have I lived a sheltered life, is it due to some sort of decadent sexual exploit that I'm not aware of?
Hope it gets better soon...
There have been several stories now of folk "breaking their banjo strings" on PH...have I lived a sheltered life, is it due to some sort of decadent sexual exploit that I'm not aware of?
Hope it gets better soon...
Edited by Driller on Tuesday 6th July 21:45
The concern here is the not healing properly.
I snapped mine over a decade ago and it's the best thing that ever happened to me. Sure, plenty of blood and a little pain, but well worth it to be rid. Maybe the answer is not to let it heel back together.
You may not know this but I'm not a Doctor, so don't take my advice apart from the fact that no banjo =
I snapped mine over a decade ago and it's the best thing that ever happened to me. Sure, plenty of blood and a little pain, but well worth it to be rid. Maybe the answer is not to let it heel back together.
You may not know this but I'm not a Doctor, so don't take my advice apart from the fact that no banjo =
Frenulum (diminutive of the Latin for bridle, I'm told). Yes, they are the Rover 1.8 headgasket of the male bits. Unfortunately, there is an artery that runs right through it, so it is MESSY when it goes wrong (the frenulum not the headgasket, although...) See the GP, they should refer you your friend to a urologist who will book you in for an operation to remove it (15 mins or so). This kinda stops it going twang in the future. I My friend had a similar visit to a urologist, and is now technically Jewish, but hell it improves the sex life knowing your Exige headgasket isn't going to fail just as you enter a tunnel under full power.
Zad said:
Frenulum (diminutive of the Latin for bridle, I'm told). Yes, they are the Rover 1.8 headgasket of the male bits. Unfortunately, there is an artery that runs right through it, so it is MESSY when it goes wrong (the frenulum not the headgasket, although...) See the GP, they should refer you your friend to a urologist who will book you in for an operation to remove it (15 mins or so). This kinda stops it going twang in the future. I My friend had a similar visit to a urologist, and is now technically Jewish, but hell it improves the sex life knowing your Exige headgasket isn't going to fail just as you enter a tunnel under full power.
I snapped my banjo string once. Sex with a over exuberant big chick on top.
Standing up and watching blood spurt out of my penis was the most horrifying few minutes of my life. I passed out and bashed my head on the floor too which didn't help.
I just didn't have sex for about 4 months on docs orders and haven't had a problem since. You can kinda see it's not quite right with a slight dimple in it but I've got a bit of a dodgy dick anyway.
Standing up and watching blood spurt out of my penis was the most horrifying few minutes of my life. I passed out and bashed my head on the floor too which didn't help.
I just didn't have sex for about 4 months on docs orders and haven't had a problem since. You can kinda see it's not quite right with a slight dimple in it but I've got a bit of a dodgy dick anyway.
Rex Ironstone said:
I snapped my banjo string once. Sex with a over exuberant big chick on top.
Standing up and watching blood spurt out of my penis was the most horrifying few minutes of my life. I passed out and bashed my head on the floor too which didn't help.
I just didn't have sex for about 4 months on docs orders and haven't had a problem since. You can kinda see it's not quite right with a slight dimple in it but I've got a bit of a dodgy dick anyway.
Standing up and watching blood spurt out of my penis was the most horrifying few minutes of my life. I passed out and bashed my head on the floor too which didn't help.
I just didn't have sex for about 4 months on docs orders and haven't had a problem since. You can kinda see it's not quite right with a slight dimple in it but I've got a bit of a dodgy dick anyway.
OK, So I should probably clarify, yes it is me, and I have no idea how it happened, only noticed it due to, shall we say, a break in proceedings.
It hasn't snapped, it just tor. It seems to be a bit fragile.
I guess a trip to the GP is the route to take. Although I have to say the thought of an operation to get rid of this little problem does put shudders down my spine.
It hasn't snapped, it just tor. It seems to be a bit fragile.
I guess a trip to the GP is the route to take. Although I have to say the thought of an operation to get rid of this little problem does put shudders down my spine.
Driller said:
What in God's name were you was he doing to do this?
There have been several stories now of folk "breaking their banjo strings" on PH...have I lived a sheltered life, is it due to some sort of decadent sexual exploit that I'm not aware of?
Maybe you're managing to arouse your partner to sufficient lubrication levels that friction is no longer an issue.There have been several stories now of folk "breaking their banjo strings" on PH...have I lived a sheltered life, is it due to some sort of decadent sexual exploit that I'm not aware of?
That or she's got a wizard's sleeve.
VEA said:
snakeswitht1ts said:
I have done this before. Hurts like hell. Word of advice, don't go out, get steamed, forget you have done it and take a girl back to yours. No one is left happy with how that works out.
Exactly how I did it the second time a week later!Same girl mind.
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