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Lefty Two Drams

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16,638 posts

209 months

Thursday 22nd April 2010
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Contemplating getting the twins done.

How long do you generally have to wait after the op before you can climb back on?

How long generally do you have to wait on the NHS for the op?

Anyone suffered from post-vasectomy chronic pain?

sperm

Matt Black

420 posts

177 months

Thursday 22nd April 2010
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It's a doddle mate, I got my op booked within a week, it only takes about twenty minutes and is pretty painless.

You can climb back on after two clear samples, unless you wear a welly of course then you can get straight back on biggrin I got a fairly bruised sack but it wasn't sore at all, the only freaky thing was a bit of blood when I shot my load a couple of times just after the op as I wasn't expecting it! eek

Lefty Two Drams

Original Poster:

16,638 posts

209 months

Thursday 22nd April 2010
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That sounds pretty positive, thanks!

Matt Black

420 posts

177 months

Thursday 22nd April 2010
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No problem smile

Get yourself a few pairs of good fitting tightish boxers for after as it's supposed to help keep bruising to a minimum, also make sure you definitely want to get it as a reversal is 2k+ and not always successful!

Oh and the only difference I've noticed is the amount you spurt is decreased quite significantly, but the feeling isn't affected if you get my drift!? biggrin

pacman1

7,323 posts

200 months

Thursday 22nd April 2010
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Lefty Two Drams said:
Anyone suffered from post-vasectomy chronic pain?
sperm
Keep your thumbs on the outside of the bricks. hth

Anyway, more here. smile

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Edited by pacman1 on Thursday 22 April 20:15

Lefty 200 Drams

Original Poster:

16,638 posts

209 months

Saturday 29th May 2010
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Got my surgery apt, next Friday yikes

x type

936 posts

197 months

Saturday 29th May 2010
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100% true this

my mate in work had 2 kids before the snip and 3 after yikesyikes

go back for the tests after ..... he didn't and there's nowt he can do about it ,not 100% guaranteed to work

Matt Black

420 posts

177 months

Saturday 29th May 2010
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Lefty 200 Drams said:
Got my surgery apt, next Friday yikes
You'll be fine it's a doddle mate smile

Oily Nails

2,932 posts

207 months

Saturday 29th May 2010
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x type said:
100% true this

my mate in work had 2 kids before the snip and 3 after yikesyikes

go back for the tests after ..... he didn't and there's nowt he can do about it ,not 100% guaranteed to work
Hold hard! he had the 'snip' sired another child...then once and thrice more..THEN realised the 'snip' hadn't taken?????? eek

x type

936 posts

197 months

Sunday 30th May 2010
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there is a slight twist , he didn't think the 1st one after the snip was his , lots of arguing etc. kicked first wife out for sleeping around or so he thought , met a new bird who wanted a husband desperately , he thought he was firing blanks , fired one real one sperm resulting in twins weeping

All 5 kids are his

henrycrun

2,464 posts

247 months

Sunday 30th May 2010
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Warm baths and a good book post-op. Also consider getting a lift home

dibbly dobbler

11,326 posts

204 months

Sunday 30th May 2010
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x type said:
there is a slight twist , he didn't think the 1st one after the snip was his , lots of arguing etc. kicked first wife out for sleeping around or so he thought , met a new bird who wanted a husband desperately , he thought he was firing blanks , fired one real one sperm resulting in twins weeping

All 5 kids are his
rofl fk !

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

262 months

Sunday 30th May 2010
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Make sure you don't get a duff foreign surgeon, or risk dire consequences...

Pal of mine did...

Now it comes out of his ears...

ShadownINja

77,467 posts

289 months

Sunday 30th May 2010
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dibbly dobbler said:
x type said:
there is a slight twist , he didn't think the 1st one after the snip was his , lots of arguing etc. kicked first wife out for sleeping around or so he thought , met a new bird who wanted a husband desperately , he thought he was firing blanks , fired one real one sperm resulting in twins weeping

All 5 kids are his
rofl fk !
That's a good a response as any. biggrin

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

262 months

Sunday 30th May 2010
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Don't do it this time of year if the surgeon gets hay fever....