Nasal Hair

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stuttgartmetal

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8,113 posts

223 months

Wednesday 14th April 2010
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WTF do you do about this.
As you get older, more appears.
Whats the answer?

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

237 months

Wednesday 14th April 2010
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Pull them out. It hurts, but it's a good kind of hurt.

MitchT

16,222 posts

216 months

Wednesday 14th April 2010
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Cock Womble 7 said:
Pull them out. It hurts, but it's a good kind of hurt.
+1 hehe

Nuclearsquash

1,329 posts

269 months

Wednesday 14th April 2010
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yup pull it out, then just kinda "ggrrrrrr" the pain away in a manly fashion.

Mr Gearchange

5,892 posts

213 months

Wednesday 14th April 2010
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Pull them out when you get out of the shower. It hurts less and you get what chefs would describe as "a good Pinch"

Backsplash

17 posts

187 months

Wednesday 14th April 2010
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Glad it's not just me that does this.

ShadownINja

77,463 posts

289 months

Wednesday 14th April 2010
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or



or maybe...



Beefmeister

16,482 posts

237 months

Wednesday 14th April 2010
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Nuclearsquash said:
yup pull it out, then just kinda "ggrrrrrr" the pain away in a manly fashion.
One must use pliers to do this, of course. None of those girly 'tweezers'.

Big, manly pliers, wedged up each nostril to yank out all nasal haris in one pull.

Needlenose are also acceptable.

For an extra dose of manliness, shove some vinegar up the nostril straight after.

Grrr.

hornetrider

63,161 posts

212 months

Wednesday 14th April 2010
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MitchT said:
Cock Womble 7 said:
Pull them out. It hurts, but it's a good kind of hurt.
+1 hehe
Indeed. Makes you sneeze in a sexy way. I'm addicted to it.

Coat > Door > Slam

drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

218 months

Wednesday 14th April 2010
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Easy peesy. It's ear hair that gets me. Ignoring all the warnings... I ended up looking like a 3rd degree sunburn from one of those 'Point at the Britisher lobsters in the sun' type programmes. Wax hurts like a bh as well, as does an epilady thing and tweezers are prolonged torture.

bob1179

14,113 posts

216 months

Wednesday 14th April 2010
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hornetrider said:
MitchT said:
Cock Womble 7 said:
Pull them out. It hurts, but it's a good kind of hurt.
+1 hehe
Indeed. Makes you sneeze in a sexy way. I'm addicted to it.

Coat > Door > Slam
I do the same.

However, I have found that I seem to pull my nose hairs out whilst idling my time away on PH or whilst sat in the office doing paperwork.

The girl who sits directly opposite me in my office now seems to have a permanent look of disgust on her face everytime she looks at me...

smile

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

237 months

Wednesday 14th April 2010
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hornetrider said:
MitchT said:
Cock Womble 7 said:
Pull them out. It hurts, but it's a good kind of hurt.
+1 hehe
Indeed. Makes you sneeze in a sexy way. I'm addicted to it.
It always gets me in an Uma-Thurman-snorting-John-Travolta's-stash-Pulp-Fiction kind-of way.

"I say GOD DAMN!"

hornetrider

63,161 posts

212 months

Wednesday 14th April 2010
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bob1179 said:
hornetrider said:
MitchT said:
Cock Womble 7 said:
Pull them out. It hurts, but it's a good kind of hurt.
+1 hehe
Indeed. Makes you sneeze in a sexy way. I'm addicted to it.

Coat > Door > Slam
I do the same.

However, I have found that I seem to pull my nose hairs out whilst idling my time away on PH or whilst sat in the office doing paperwork.

The girl who sits directly opposite me in my office now seems to have a permanent look of disgust on her face everytime she looks at me...

smile
I'm doing it right now, and have been doing all morning. And don't get me started on my monobrow hehe

308mate

13,757 posts

229 months

Wednesday 14th April 2010
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Cock Womble 7 said:
hornetrider said:
MitchT said:
Cock Womble 7 said:
Pull them out. It hurts, but it's a good kind of hurt.
+1 hehe
Indeed. Makes you sneeze in a sexy way. I'm addicted to it.
It always gets me in an Uma-Thurman-snorting-John-Travolta's-stash-Pulp-Fiction kind-of way.

"I say GOD DAMN!"
SNAP!

Once I was having an argument with my missus. In the natural light through the window, I could see a nose hair of hers protruding quite a long way. I then made two wrong assumptions:

  • Everyone enjoys having their nose hairs pulled out
  • That pulling that one right then, might lighten the mood.
I reached up and grabbed it first try (so definitely long enough that it needed removing) and just ripped it out with a cursory "Let me get that for you".

She just held her nose and cried a little bit. Then I felt bad. confused


jas xjr

11,309 posts

246 months

Wednesday 14th April 2010
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just use a smallish disposable razor . does not hurt either

BigS

867 posts

180 months

Wednesday 14th April 2010
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Cock Womble 7 said:
Pull them out. It hurts, but it's a good kind of hurt.
Yup, although I won't be using long-nosed pliers again after the last time frown

dirty doug

485 posts

202 months

Wednesday 14th April 2010
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I compete in the (totally fictitious) World Championship of nasal hair removal.

This is in 2 parts.

Total quantity of hair removed in 1 attempt - pain is mandatory in this part. 2 attempts, 1 per nostril.

Longest single hair achieved.

& yes it's fun biggrin

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

237 months

Wednesday 14th April 2010
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dirty doug said:
Total quantity of hair removed in 1 attempt
My personal record is four hairs.

Mr Gearchange

5,892 posts

213 months

Wednesday 14th April 2010
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A lighter is the weapon of choice. Just don't sniff...

dirty doug

485 posts

202 months

Wednesday 14th April 2010
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Cock Womble 7 said:
dirty doug said:
Total quantity of hair removed in 1 attempt
My personal record is four hairs.
tut tut amateur! wink I've been in double figures before!