Embarassing problem

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Jag-D

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19,633 posts

226 months

Saturday 6th March 2010
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Right....here goes

I'm with a woman at the moment and as the course of things go, we like each other and we want to rip each others clothes off and go berzerk...but the only problem is that the condoms she had didn't fit.

I remember wearing Mates in the past as an alternative to the rather ill fiting durex, but I'm having problems with these too.

I've been looking at those Trojan XL jobbers, but there's no indication of measurment supplied on the box so I was hoping some of the guys on PH (or indeed the gals?) would have more of an idea as to how the differ from the larger of the Mates family????

And no, this isn't an "I've got a big cock thread" it's becoming quite bloody frustrating frown

TIA

~S~

Mobile Chicane

21,212 posts

219 months

Saturday 6th March 2010
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Jag-D

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Saturday 6th March 2010
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Mobile Chicane said:
rofl funny thing was, she said that exact word and laughed!

Right, my usual chant is "To Oddbins" but it's now changed to

"To Tescos!!!"

Cheers MC, will give them a try smile x

Rach*

8,824 posts

223 months

Saturday 6th March 2010
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MEEERRRRYYYY CHHHRRRIISSSTTTMAASSSS!!!!











hehe





Sorry, nothing useful to add

Jag-D

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Saturday 6th March 2010
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roflroflrofl

Kinkyboots

291 posts

209 months

Saturday 6th March 2010
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We had similar problems and it is very frustrating, tried lots of different types before we found some suitable. We did not find the Trojan XL were any bigger really! In the end we found Pasante King Size condoms in Superdrug were the way to go, they are XXL fit and wider and longer than most.

http://www.blushingbuyer.co.uk/product/262/paski/p....

Must just add, LUCKY GIRL smile

FunkyNige

9,134 posts

282 months

Saturday 6th March 2010
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LoveHoney (.co.uk) sells a range of larger ones and has all the measurements of them too.

T_Pot

2,542 posts

204 months

Saturday 6th March 2010
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try a bin liner

missdiane

13,993 posts

256 months

Saturday 6th March 2010
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Well helloooooooooooo lick

missdiane

13,993 posts

256 months

Saturday 6th March 2010
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I'm kidding paperbag

Jag-D

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Saturday 6th March 2010
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missdiane said:
Well helloooooooooooo lick
roflrofl

I'm free next weekend chuck hehe

Dave^

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260 months

Saturday 6th March 2010
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Worst "I've got a big cock" thread ever!!!

laugh

Jag-D

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Saturday 6th March 2010
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Kinkyboots said:
Must just add, LUCKY GIRL smile
totally unlike me, but that actually had me blushing

Kinkyboots

291 posts

209 months

Saturday 6th March 2010
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Jag-D said:
Kinkyboots said:
Must just add, LUCKY GIRL smile
totally unlike me, but that actually had me blushing
Don't blush be proud, my hubby is smile

Pistonheads - size matters

Edited by Kinkyboots on Saturday 6th March 20:22

Jag-D

Original Poster:

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Saturday 6th March 2010
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Kinkyboots said:
Jag-D said:
Kinkyboots said:
Must just add, LUCKY GIRL smile
totally unlike me, but that actually had me blushing
Don't blush be proud, my hubby is and Pistonhead size matters smile
It's just striking me as strange because I've never thought of myself that way and now I'm being told it, I end up blushing paperbag

Engineer1

10,486 posts

216 months

Saturday 6th March 2010
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Trojan Magnum XL or Magnum are good large condoms, Superdrug used to sell them. Nothing worse than a condom that is too tight to fit comfortably.
Britishcondoms is another good online source, Love Honey deliveries are generally very fast even on the free postal delivery.

Jag-D

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19,633 posts

226 months

Saturday 6th March 2010
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Excellent feedback and thanks for the recommendations people, I'll be going and trying them soon smile

Heathwood

2,794 posts

209 months

Saturday 6th March 2010
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Jesus, I've put a durex on my head and yet you can't get one over your bellend?! eek

Jag-D

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Saturday 6th March 2010
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rofl

hyperblue

2,817 posts

187 months

Saturday 6th March 2010
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Heathwood said:
Jesus, I've put a durex on my head and yet you can't get one over your bellend?! eek
Glad I'm not the only one who has done this laugh