How to treat ring sting??????

[v1paul]

I normally have Madras but last night I decided to have a Vindaloo. Now I have major ring sting. What's the best way of treating it (I don't really wanna rub Vaseline round my arse).


Cheers

[mitzy]

Go back and get some yoghurt from the curry house

[Plotloss]

[rhinochopig]

Plotloss said:

[gilla]

I was going to say shove an ice cube up there but plotless hit the nail on the head

[Taita]

Loo roll in the fridge!

[Mr.Jimbo]

And they're stepped to accommodate those of looser morals! win win.

[v1paul]

Plotloss said:

HAHA! That made me properly laugh!

[Mobile Chicane]

The active component of chillies (capsaicin) is fat-soluble. Get the Vaseline out.

[DrTre]

Mobile Chicane said:

The active component of chillies (capsaicin) is fat-soluble. Get the Vaseline out.

Or Lisa Riley

ETA vaseline is petroleum jelly, not fat, isn't it?

Edited by DrTre on Sunday 28th February 13:07

[forty-two]

Wet Wipes are the answer here.

Nice and soothing

[johna]

Milk helps when you eat a hot curry, so maybe but some of it on your loo roll, but i wouldnt fancy trying it myself. I just take it like a man lol

[Mobile Chicane]

DrTre said:

Mobile Chicane said:

The active component of chillies (capsaicin) is fat-soluble. Get the Vaseline out.

Or Lisa Riley

ETA vaseline is petroleum jelly, not fat, isn't it?

Edited by DrTre on Sunday 28th February 13:07

A by-product of the fractionation of crude oil, therefore a 'fat' of sorts.

[mat13]

Aloe vera infused toilet roll

[Hell27]

Plotloss said:

Best response ever, I laughed out loud at that!

[DrTre]

Mobile Chicane said:

A by-product of the fractionation of crude oil, therefore a 'fat' of sorts.

Aye, hydrophobic, true. Can get vaseline with rose or aloe vera, so any "aftershocks" will be fragrant too. Win-win.

[f1dget]

Hell27 said:

Plotloss said:

Best response ever, I laughed out loud at that!

Never mind ring sting,how do I get Cornflakes from between keys on my laptop?

[Marf]

[Shaw Tarse]

[johna]

Milk helps when you eat a hot curry, so maybe but some of it on your loo roll, but i wouldnt fancy trying it myself. I just take it like a man lol