Guinea pig for a diet idea wanted

Guinea pig for a diet idea wanted

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ShadownINja

Original Poster:

77,458 posts

289 months

Friday 26th February 2010
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I want someone who has no respect for their health and generally eats any old crap to submit their body for non-scientific research.

Here's the diet plan. The K Plan Diet.
Breakfast: one bowl of cereal.
Lunch: sandwich, fruit.
Dinner: one small doner kebab with salad and chilli sauce in a pita bread.
No snacking in between meals. Drink as much water as you want. No alcoholic drinks.

Weigh yourself, try it for two weeks, weigh yourself at the end. biggrin

Come on. I bet you'll lose weight.

I am not medically trained.

I would try it myself but I don't want to risk any health problems by eating kebabs every day for two weeks. Plus, I have no need to lose weight.

Edited by ShadownINja on Friday 26th February 18:19

boobles

15,241 posts

222 months

Friday 26th February 2010
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I like your theory because i eat double that amount every day & usualy alot of cra* basically, & i am 5"9 & 11 stone!

ShadownINja

Original Poster:

77,458 posts

289 months

Friday 26th February 2010
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boobles said:
I like your theory because i eat double that amount every day & usualy alot of cra* basically, & i am 5"9 & 11 stone!
That's not overweight. I'm 5'7 and weight 10st10! Wait, you said 5 inches. Awww you little cutey... bloody heavy as guinea pigs go, though. biggrin

boobles

15,241 posts

222 months

Friday 26th February 2010
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hehe oh bugger i meant 5 foot 9 inches. biggrin

My point was, i can eat what i like when i like & i am still slim.
Although i would rather use the words, "finely tuned athlete" biggrin

Shaw Tarse

31,671 posts

210 months

Friday 26th February 2010
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ShadownINja said:
boobles said:
I like your theory because i eat double that amount every day & usualy alot of cra* basically, & i am 5"9 & 11 stone!
That's not overweight. I'm 5'7 and weight 10st10! biggrin
Skinny git frown

ShadownINja

Original Poster:

77,458 posts

289 months

Saturday 27th February 2010
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Shaw Tarse said:
ShadownINja said:
boobles said:
I like your theory because i eat double that amount every day & usualy alot of cra* basically, & i am 5"9 & 11 stone!
That's not overweight. I'm 5'7 and weight 10st10! biggrin
Skinny git frown
Are you submitting your body for (un)medical research? Mmmm kebabs...

parapaul

2,828 posts

205 months

Saturday 27th February 2010
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I like your thinking... But for a more 'complete' study I propose that I substitute chinese food for the kebabs biggrin

And then curries the week after.

yum

ShadownINja

Original Poster:

77,458 posts

289 months

Saturday 27th February 2010
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parapaul said:
I like your thinking... But for a more 'complete' study I propose that I substitute chinese food for the kebabs biggrin

And then curries the week after.

yum
Far too healthy. hehe

plasticpig

12,932 posts

232 months

Saturday 27th February 2010
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You possibly would. On the basis of calorific value anyway.

160 calories for breakfast (Special K + skimmed milk).
260 For low fat prawn + mayo sandwich
160 Calories for Orange + Banana (medium sized)
1200 Calories for a Donner Kebab.

So 1780 Calories in total.

Not sure I could stand eating low fat prawn mayo sandwiches for two weeks though......


ShadownINja

Original Poster:

77,458 posts

289 months

Saturday 27th February 2010
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I didn't specify the sandwich filling. smile There's only so much sludge you can get between two slices of bread, though.

condor

8,837 posts

255 months

Saturday 27th February 2010
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Not me I'm afraid, don't particularly like cereal or fruit or even sandwiches. Not overly fond of kebabs either....and there's no way I'd give up alcohol for 2 weeks!!

Now, if you considered a diet of cooked breakfasts, anything you fancy to eat about 4pm and as much alcohol/chocolate as you like then I'd be more than willing to be your guinea pig smile...as long as it didn't involve compulsory exercise tongue out

ShadownINja

Original Poster:

77,458 posts

289 months

Saturday 27th February 2010
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condor said:
Not me I'm afraid, don't particularly like cereal or fruit or even sandwiches. Not overly fond of kebabs either....and there's no way I'd give up alcohol for 2 weeks!!

Now, if you considered a diet of cooked breakfasts, anything you fancy to eat about 4pm and as much alcohol/chocolate as you like then I'd be more than willing to be your guinea pig smile...as long as it didn't involve compulsory exercise tongue out
Well, you can't just eat everything and expect to lose weight. There has to be "give" somewhere. The point of my experiment was to prove that you could eat crap and lose weight if you just don't eat immense amounts of crap...

condor

8,837 posts

255 months

Saturday 27th February 2010
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well we could still go ahead with that idea...I can still eat and drink whatever I like, just be up to me to limit the amount I consume smile
Seems a win, win situation to me biggrin

ShadownINja

Original Poster:

77,458 posts

289 months

Saturday 27th February 2010
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condor said:
well we could still go ahead with that idea...I can still eat and drink whatever I like, just be up to me to limit the amount I consume smile
Seems a win, win situation to me biggrin
The problem is whether you consume more calories than you actually use. That's why the K Diet could work... in < out. You'll feel and look st, mind you. hehe