My winky (...) is burning

[Leicesterdave]

My winky has started to burn inside of it- but only happens during the shower and continues for a few hours after that.
I've swapped my shower gel for soap free version but it hasn't helped.
Any serious ideas, it's worrying me a bit!

[PhillT]

Fine when you piss? No blood? For how long?

[pacman1]

Don't get soap near it for a while. If that don't work, it's off to the docs for you!

Cant't believe I'm giving advice on a public forum about another bloke's todger!

[bitwrx]

Anyone else thought this thread would be about the Prime Minister and a car/plane crash?

[Leicesterdave]

No blood, looks fine on the outside. It just burns in the shower and for a while after!

[pacman1]

bitwrx said:

Anyone else thought this thread would be about the Prime Minister and a car/plane crash?

Wishful thinking!

Edited by pacman1 on Thursday 28th January 09:18

[evenflow]

Leicesterdave said:

No blood, looks fine on the outside. It just burns in the shower and for a while after!

Probably best to stop cleaning it out with a pipe cleaner then.

Worth a trip to the doc's I'd say.

[pacman1]

'evenflow'...

[andy_s]

Off to the docs for a good sounding.

[Kudos]

yep, time for the large umbrella I'd say

[J381]

Kudos said:

yep, time for the large umbrella I'd say

That made me cringe at the thought of it!

[Kudos]

J381 said:

Kudos said:

yep, time for the large umbrella I'd say

That made me cringe at the thought of it!

Mate of mine had it done. Any time you mention umbrellas he crosses his legs.

Edited by Kudos on Thursday 28th January 14:27

[ShadownINja]

I daren't ask.

[andy_s]

ShadownINja said:

I daren't ask.

What goes in down and out up?

Answer at your local GPs...

[RVVUNM]

Down the Winky clinic poste haste.

[ShadownINja]

andy_s said:

ShadownINja said:

I daren't ask.

What goes in down and out up?

Answer at your local GPs...

Is that for insulting your GP?

[evenflow]

Kudos said:

J381 said:

Kudos said:

yep, time for the large umbrella I'd say

That made me cringe at the thought of it!

Mate of mine had it done. Any time you mention umbrellas he crosses his legs.

Been there, done that. I just get wet when it rains nowadays

Also had a camera up the old chap. Now THAT is an experience.

[andy_s]

ShadownINja said:

andy_s said:

ShadownINja said:

I daren't ask.

What goes in down and out up?

Answer at your local GPs...

Is that for insulting your GP?

No - whatever you do, don't annoy him as well - it'll probably go in up and out up...

[andy_s]

evenflow said:

Kudos said:

J381 said:

Kudos said:

yep, time for the large umbrella I'd say

That made me cringe at the thought of it!

Also had a camera up the old chap. Now THAT is an experience.

Ah, the old Haslebladder.

[Dan_1981]

evenflow said:

Kudos said:

J381 said:

Kudos said:

yep, time for the large umbrella I'd say

That made me cringe at the thought of it!

Mate of mine had it done. Any time you mention umbrellas he crosses his legs.

Been there, done that. I just get wet when it rains nowadays

Also had a camera up the old chap. Now THAT is an experience.

Yup me too.

Kidney stones removal.

Interesting to put it mildly.