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KingRichard

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10,145 posts

239 months

Tuesday 19th January 2010
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has just brought a sack of donuts into the office. I've done three weeks of calorie counting, hard cardio and weights. Monitored my nutrient intake and everything.

It was all going so well.

I've had a sugared jam donut, and now all I can hear is the contented slurpings of my staff as they munch their way through the bag. I can be be stronger than this, surely? frown

...Mole...

2,780 posts

198 months

Tuesday 19th January 2010
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same happened to me yesterday, Boss brought through some chocolate bars and a Caramel shortcake slice things. I however managed to resist in a rare spurt of willpower from me.

trickywoo

12,288 posts

237 months

Tuesday 19th January 2010
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I ate 6 magnums in a sitting. They really are the most powerful ice creams in the world.lick

911motorsport

7,251 posts

240 months

Tuesday 19th January 2010
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Nothing tastes as good as slim feels!

G_T

16,160 posts

197 months

Tuesday 19th January 2010
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You need to attach a car battery to you nipples via jump leads and a small switch. Everytime you're temped by the sugary snaks flick the switch. By the end of the day you'll either have a strong physical aversion to donuts or you'll associate them with some sort of deeply perverse sexual pleasure.

Hope this helps,

G (Bsc. RICR)

Matt Evans

1,530 posts

181 months

Tuesday 19th January 2010
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Oh, unlucky. I'm in the same boat. Even cut out the cups of tea at work in favour of water. I'm off to see my Dad tonight and he's announced that he's made stew and dumplings for tea! Ah well, 10 more minutes on the treadmill during Wednesday's session I guess.

KingRichard

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10,145 posts

239 months

Tuesday 19th January 2010
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911motorsport said:
Nothing tastes as good as slim feels!
You're quite right. I'm more svelte than I've been for a year. I have however, just had a second...









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allgonepetetong

1,188 posts

226 months

Tuesday 19th January 2010
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You're allowed 1 cheat per week shirley?

It's only a doughnut, keep going and you'll reach your target. Good luck.

KingRichard

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10,145 posts

239 months

Tuesday 19th January 2010
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Matt Evans said:
Oh, unlucky. I'm in the same boat. Even cut out the cups of tea at work in favour of water. I'm off to see my Dad tonight and he's announced that he's made stew and dumplings for tea! Ah well, 10 more minutes on the treadmill during Wednesday's session I guess.
10 minutes? You're joking... more like 45 mins! Maybe an hour if you want to completely negate the effects of the suet dumplings by running alone!

BliarOut

72,857 posts

246 months

Tuesday 19th January 2010
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Might as well have a bacon buttie then yum

KingRichard

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10,145 posts

239 months

Tuesday 19th January 2010
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allgonepetetong said:
You're allowed 1 cheat per week shirley?

It's only a doughnut, keep going and you'll reach your target. Good luck.
You missed the bit where I ate a second one then? hehe

KingRichard

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239 months

Tuesday 19th January 2010
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BliarOut said:
Might as well have a bacon buttie then yum
NOT. HELPING.

BliarOut

72,857 posts

246 months

Tuesday 19th January 2010
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With ketchup.

ctallchris

1,266 posts

186 months

Tuesday 19th January 2010
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You are weak!

Now drop and give me 50 right there in the middle of the office!

anonymous-user

61 months

Tuesday 19th January 2010
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I've done three weeks of calorie counting and about 6 weeks of hard cardio and weights too.

Right now a Lindt Santa and a tub of Celebrations are looking at me with attitude. It's only the thought of undoing all the hard work that is preventing me gorging on them!!

911motorsport

7,251 posts

240 months

Tuesday 19th January 2010
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KingRichard said:
Matt Evans said:
Oh, unlucky. I'm in the same boat. Even cut out the cups of tea at work in favour of water. I'm off to see my Dad tonight and he's announced that he's made stew and dumplings for tea! Ah well, 10 more minutes on the treadmill during Wednesday's session I guess.
10 minutes? You're joking... more like 45 mins! Maybe an hour if you want to completely negate the effects of the suet dumplings by running alone!
nono the body continues to burn calories at an increased rate for quite a long time AFTER you have excecised. More so if you include weight training.

AB

17,396 posts

202 months

Tuesday 19th January 2010
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Introduce your fingers to your throat, it's not too late and the majority should come out.


sleep envy

62,260 posts

256 months

Tuesday 19th January 2010
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggg

someone's just done a sausage roll run here :grumpy

fkers

mickk

29,425 posts

249 months

Tuesday 19th January 2010
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Eat as many as you like,it's not affected this chap at all:


AstonZagato

13,008 posts

217 months

Tuesday 19th January 2010
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I recently ate 12 Krispee Kreme doughnuts in 12 minutes to raise a bunch of money for Cystic Fibrosis.

That'll put you off doughnuts for a while.