Nipple tassels...

[_Batty_]

not the hooker/Cardiff girls underwear, i mean the 12 or so hairs that grow around your nipples.
You know, the bits of hair that *wanted* to be a chest wig, but failed after seeing the state of the chest it was attached to.
What do you do with them?
a few ex's used to pluck the tit weeds, but surely this must hurt?
i've tried making them spread (you know bought a TVR, thought i was funny, tried paintballing, Hi CVM btw) but nothing.
they have no use, bearing only small resemblence to stone henge (nip henge won't cut it).

suggestions welcome.

Edited by _Batty_ on Friday 27th November 15:29

Edited by _Batty_ on Friday 27th November 15:29

[Wacky Racer]

Forget them.

If you want a hairy chest buy a TR6......

[trickywoo]

Could dye them ginger.

[Cara Van Man]

Try attaining 11+ standard of grammar.

HTH

[GreenDog]

Plait them ?

[DrTre]

painballing?!?

WTF is painballing?!

I'm not making the assumption it's a typo cos, to be honest, it could be anything with you freaks on here...

Edited by DrTre on Friday 27th November 15:33

[_Batty_]

trickywoo said:

Could dye them ginger.

kick a man whist he's down why don't you

[soad]

Just pluck them you big girl - it can't be that painful surely?

[condor]

You could always have electrolysis.

[grumbledoak]

Yes, have electrolysis. You big girl.

Or, just wax/pluck them. It stings a little, but it isn't exactly Breaking on the Wheel.


ETA- I normally 'sport' a goatee. If you want it neat you need tweezers.

Edited by grumbledoak on Sunday 29th November 00:26

[condor]

Instead of plucking - cut them with scissors. Plucking them ( I understand) makes them grow back stronger, and sometimes you get ingrown ones which cause boils etc.

[grumbledoak]

condor said:

Instead of plucking - cut them with scissors. Plucking them ( I understand) makes them grow back stronger, and sometimes you get ingrown ones which cause boils etc.

Er. Half right, as I understand it. Shaving allows the root to continue to grow and they come back thicker. Plucking out a hair removes the base and it cannot grow back; though another may grow. For less hairy bits, like back (or chest for some), waxing can be a once-in-a-lifetime job. It won't work on your beard, though.

[Halb]

grumbledoak said:

condor said:

Instead of plucking - cut them with scissors. Plucking them ( I understand) makes them grow back stronger, and sometimes you get ingrown ones which cause boils etc.

Er. Half right, as I understand it. Shaving allows the root to continue to grow and they come back thicker. Plucking out a hair removes the base and it cannot grow back; though another may grow. For less hairy bits, like back (or chest for some), waxing can be a once-in-a-lifetime job. It won't work on your beard, though.

A daily dip in hot scolding wax might do the beard.

[spikeyhead]

Halb said:

A daily dip in hot scolding wax might do the beard.

Are we back to painballing again?

[condor]

well I suppose you can always affix that wig type silver thing with the tinsel that goes round and round.....and perhaps add a pole to the mix.

[mybrainhurts]

DrTre said:

painballing?!?

WTF is painballing?!

I'm not making the assumption it's a typo cos, to be honest, it could be anything with you freaks on here...

Craig will explain that...

As a boy, I thought it would be a wheeze to catapult a small, hard apple at the footpath, just in front of Craig...

I got the elevation a bit wrong and hit him in the toodles with a full stretch release....

Craig went down like a shot elephant and crawled home on his hands and knees....

Craig didn't come out again that day...

Craig knows all about painballing...