Do Polo's really reduce the potency of your man sauce?

Do Polo's really reduce the potency of your man sauce?

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M3CHA-MONK3Y

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6,095 posts

202 months

Friday 27th November 2009
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I bought some Polo's today, been ages since I've had them and it made a nice change from chewing gum.
Any who, the guy that sit's opposite me at work rejected my offer of a Polo, claiming that it reduced your sperm count.
Now, I've heard some st, but that really take it too far. Surely if they did cause a number of your little swimmers to up sticks and die, they'd have some kind of warning?
I checked Google and it claims it's inconclusive, but I did see another website that claimed Dr Pepper killed sperm as well.

Any experts on love paste care to comment?

elster

17,517 posts

217 months

Friday 27th November 2009
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I think it is the same vein of Red Wine and Chocolate give you cancer.

shakotan

10,780 posts

203 months

Friday 27th November 2009
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Polo's what?

ETA: sit's!? FFS!

Edited by shakotan on Friday 27th November 14:36

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

258 months

Friday 27th November 2009
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Seeing as my sperm count is zero since I had the snip I'm happy to eat all the polos you wish to offer me.

Is it true?

HereBeMonsters

14,180 posts

189 months

Friday 27th November 2009
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I have heard broccoli makes it taste nicer.

Halb

53,012 posts

190 months

Friday 27th November 2009
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HereBeMonsters said:
I have heard broccoli makes it taste nicer.
And asparagus.

wargriff

1,899 posts

209 months

Friday 27th November 2009
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I cant get mine in a polo, so wouldnt know..

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

258 months

Friday 27th November 2009
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Halb said:
HereBeMonsters said:
I have heard broccoli makes it taste nicer.
And asparagus.
pineapple.

schmalex

13,616 posts

213 months

Friday 27th November 2009
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M3CHA-MONK3Y said:
I bought some Polo's today, been ages since I've had them and it made a nice change from chewing gum.
Any who, the guy that sit's opposite me at work rejected my offer of a Polo, claiming that it reduced your sperm count.
Now, I've heard some st, but that really take it too far. Surely if they did cause a number of your little swimmers to up sticks and die, they'd have some kind of warning?
I checked Google and it claims it's inconclusive, but I did see another website that claimed Dr Pepper killed sperm as well.

Any experts on love paste care to comment?
Any who? shoutANY WHO?!

WTF is that about. Are you Scott bloody Mills? No. Don't say "any who" ranting

M3CHA-MONK3Y

Original Poster:

6,095 posts

202 months

Friday 27th November 2009
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shakotan said:
Polo's what?

ETA: sit's!? FFS!

Edited by shakotan on Friday 27th November 14:36
Polo's I defend to the hilt. The product is called Polo and the plural is Polo's.

Sit's......well, I hang my head in shame boxedin

DrTre

12,955 posts

239 months

Friday 27th November 2009
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Cara Van Man said:
Halb said:
HereBeMonsters said:
I have heard broccoli makes it taste nicer.
And asparagus.
pineapple.
kumquat.

ETA it's a fking good way of a lady getting her five a day actually.

Edited by DrTre on Friday 27th November 14:43

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

258 months

Friday 27th November 2009
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DrTre said:
Cara Van Man said:
Halb said:
HereBeMonsters said:
I have heard broccoli makes it taste nicer.
And asparagus.
pineapple.
kumquat.
I do it loudly, but each to their own.

M3CHA-MONK3Y

Original Poster:

6,095 posts

202 months

Friday 27th November 2009
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schmalex said:
M3CHA-MONK3Y said:
I bought some Polo's today, been ages since I've had them and it made a nice change from chewing gum.
Any who, the guy that sit's opposite me at work rejected my offer of a Polo, claiming that it reduced your sperm count.
Now, I've heard some st, but that really take it too far. Surely if they did cause a number of your little swimmers to up sticks and die, they'd have some kind of warning?
I checked Google and it claims it's inconclusive, but I did see another website that claimed Dr Pepper killed sperm as well.

Any experts on love paste care to comment?
Any who? shoutANY WHO?!

WTF is that about. Are you Scott bloody Mills? No. Don't say "any who" ranting
I say 'any who' all the bloody time.

I also say 'Absolute shar' and 'Detritus', now get off your soapbox.

rhinochopig

17,932 posts

205 months

Friday 27th November 2009
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Cara Van Man said:
DrTre said:
Cara Van Man said:
Halb said:
HereBeMonsters said:
I have heard broccoli makes it taste nicer.
And asparagus.
pineapple.
kumquat.
I do it loudly, but each to their own.
Almost a rofl hehe

Pkh72

1,517 posts

193 months

Friday 27th November 2009
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schmalex said:
M3CHA-MONK3Y said:
I bought some Polo's today, been ages since I've had them and it made a nice change from chewing gum.
Any who, the guy that sit's opposite me at work rejected my offer of a Polo, claiming that it reduced your sperm count.
Now, I've heard some st, but that really take it too far. Surely if they did cause a number of your little swimmers to up sticks and die, they'd have some kind of warning?
I checked Google and it claims it's inconclusive, but I did see another website that claimed Dr Pepper killed sperm as well.

Any experts on love paste care to comment?
Any who? shoutANY WHO?!

WTF is that about. Are you Scott bloody Mills? No. Don't say "any who" ranting
And Chillax.

wink

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

258 months

Friday 27th November 2009
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rhinochopig said:
Cara Van Man said:
DrTre said:
kumquat.
I do it loudly, but each to their own.
Almost a rofl hehe
It's a tough audience today.

parakitaMol.

11,876 posts

258 months

Friday 27th November 2009
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M3CHA-MONK3Y said:
Polo's I defend to the hilt. The product is called Polo and the plural is Polo's.
Good grief.

Yes. I would suspect that vast quantitie'S of polo'S would reduce your sperm'S and I have also heard it ruin'S your ability in spelling'S too.

elster

17,517 posts

217 months

Friday 27th November 2009
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schmalex said:
Any who? shoutANY WHO?!

WTF is that about. Are you Scott bloody Mills? No. Don't say "any who" ranting
My Grandma says this, I can pretty much guarantee she has never heard Scott Mills.

So I am pretty sure it is not a Southampton thing, more a Scotland thing.

shakotan

10,780 posts

203 months

Friday 27th November 2009
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M3CHA-MONK3Y said:
shakotan said:
Polo's what?

ETA: sit's!? FFS!

Edited by shakotan on Friday 27th November 14:36
Polo's I defend to the hilt. The product is called Polo and the plural is Polo's.


Go back to school...


Edited by shakotan on Friday 27th November 16:48

elster

17,517 posts

217 months

Friday 27th November 2009
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shakotan said:
M3CHA-MONK3Y said:
shakotan said:
Polo's what?

ETA: sit's!? FFS!

Edited by shakotan on Friday 27th November 14:36
Polo's I defend to the hilt. The product is called Polo and the plural is Polo's.


Go back to school...

Edited by shakotan on Friday 27th November 16:29
Great account inactive picture there.

Go back to school wink

What was the pic of?