It's been.....

[Mr Trophy]

six days since I've had a st!

I am going to be dropped bricks soon, what the fk can I take?

[illmonkey]

Coathanger?

[sleep envy]

a leather strap to bite on

man, that's gonna hurt

[drivin_me_nuts]

castor oil mixed with syrup of figs, a touch of senna and a strong request that the house be evacuated for several hours.

[Cara Van Man]

6 days?

Wow.

That's gonna be some pan-cracker.

My eyes are watering at the thought.

ETA: Mrs CVM is a student midwife, want me to get any advice for you?

Edited by Cara Van Man on Wednesday 11th November 12:17

[Mr Trophy]

sleep envy said:

a leather strap to bite on

man, that's gonna hurt

[Lord Pikey]

In times such as these i have gone for the tiny little ice cream spades to help shift the blockage



I now keep a couple handy on the cistern

Edited by Lord Pikey on Wednesday 11th November 12:25

[Mr Trophy]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

I don't want to go into deatil Sir, but nothing seems to be happen!?

[Justayellowbadge]

Follow the advice of a mathematician, and work it out with a pencil.

[sleep envy]

Mr Trophy said:

anonymous said:

[redacted]

I don't want to go into deatil Sir, but nothing seems to be happen!?

you got 'surprised' by your mrs and a strap on?

[t84]

Who made the joke ages ago about having to get 'the help' to break it up with a spoon?

[Cara Van Man]

Mr Trophy said:

anonymous said:

[redacted]

I don't want to go into deatil Sir, but nothing seems to be happen!?

Maybe sleep envy can lend you some of his grandfathers special olive oil to loosen it up a bit.

[Mr Gearchange]

Six shots of espresso and a Benson

[DrTre]

I've been a similar length of time when visiting Russia.

Got home, sat down, made myself comfortable, then proceeded to experience something akin to, what I can only imagine, it would be like to have my ringpiece torn asunder from the inside by a Japanese bullet train.

I was in tears. Properly crying. It felt like Satan was trying to rip my spine out of my body through my ahole.

I pity you.

ETA...actually, maybe it wasn't 6 days...more like 4...now I really pity you

Edited by DrTre on Wednesday 11th November 12:26

[dundarach]

Okay...well how about:

1. Real ale - a few pints
2. Kebab - with chillies, lots of chillies
3. Fresh prunes from the supermarket
4. Pills

I would have thought that'd help

[convert]

Mr Trophy said:

six days since I've had a st!

fk me are you going for a record or something?

Next thing you'll be wanting a trophy

[Robatr0n]

Plenty of dried fruit? Have you ever eaten Altoids? Make me st almost instantly.

[pmanson]

[convert]

It's a pity that Wards brewery has closed down.


They used to say:

"Is the bottom falling out of your world? Drink a pint of Wards and let the world fall out of your bottom"

[WorAl]

Edited by WorAl on Wednesday 11th November 12:35