trapped nerve

[Road Hog]

Whats the best way to relieve a trapped nerve in the neck..?

[soad]

Massage?

[Nardies]

Osteopath. It'll cost you though!

[HellDiver]

Tell her to fk off.

Oh, sorry, thought you said pain in the neck.

[Road Hog]

soad said:

Massage?

that makes it worse as i keep trying to oggle the boobies of the masseuse

[Emsman]

Ibuprofen


I have had a trapped nerve in my back for 10 weeks, and although it doesnt eliminate the problem, it stops the shooting pain that goes with the condition.

I also have codine, paracetamol, and various others to stop the various hurty bits from hurting.

Did you wake up with the trapped nerve- if so check for draughts as daft as it may seem- i had one ages ago and it was down to sleeping in a cold draught.

If you have no ibuprofen, try gin and tonic- a few jars stops you holding yourself 'arkwardly' which is half the problem any way.


Good luck

[Nardies]

Road Hog said:

soad said:

Massage?

that makes it worse as i keep trying to oggle the boobies of the masseuse

I had that once when I was having a back massage with my hands beside me, the girl learned over a lot and her boobs came to rest on my hand. Luckily I was laying on my front....

[Road Hog]

Nardies said:

Road Hog said:

soad said:

Massage?

that makes it worse as i keep trying to oggle the boobies of the masseuse

I had that once when I was having a back massage with my hands beside me, the girl learned over a lot and her boobs came to rest on my hand. Luckily I was laying on my front....

sounds like she was doin it on purpose

[Nardies]

I did think that, but couldn't think of a polite way of asking!

[Road Hog]

Emsman said:

Ibuprofen


I have had a trapped nerve in my back for 10 weeks, and although it doesnt eliminate the problem, it stops the shooting pain that goes with the condition.

I also have codine, paracetamol, and various others to stop the various hurty bits from hurting.

Did you wake up with the trapped nerve- if so check for draughts as daft as it may seem- i had one ages ago and it was down to sleeping in a cold draught.

If you have no ibuprofen, try gin and tonic- a few jars stops you holding yourself 'arkwardly' which is half the problem any way.


Good luck


just found some diclofenac in medi cupboard....think they may work


when it comes to pain relief ,,,,,i think you are better qualified than most

[Maxf]

Nardies said:

I did think that, but couldn't think of a polite way of asking!

Just stroke it a bit. If she wants it you'll know. If she doesn't then you'll also likely know.

[tonyvid]

Nardies said:

Road Hog said:

soad said:

Massage?

that makes it worse as i keep trying to oggle the boobies of the masseuse

I had that once when I was having a back massage with my hands beside me, the girl learned over a lot and her boobs came to rest on my hand. Luckily I was laying on my front....

Fantastic!

[bean455]

Go see a Qualified Remedial Masseur straight away.He will perform Effleurage to the problem area,ending with deep pressure friction to the whole area,using a mild linament on the effected area..Hopefully in maybe one visit he will cure you.

[renmure]

bean455 said:

Go see a Qualified Remedial Masseur straight away.He will perform Effleurage to the problem area,ending with deep pressure friction to the whole area,using a mild linament on the effected area..Hopefully in maybe one visit he will cure you.

Ummm... alternatively you could go dance naked round a tree under a full moon. Might be as much benefit, certainly might cause less problems or potential complications.
Not having a pop at "Qualified Remedial Masseurs" but it's a bit daft to suggest what the treatment might be before making the differential diagnosis of what is causing the symptoms.

[odyssey2200]

Emsman said:

Ibuprofen

I have had a trapped nerve in my back for 10 weeks, and although it doesnt eliminate the problem, it stops the shooting pain that goes with the condition.

I also have codine, paracetamol, and various others to stop the various hurty bits from hurting.

Did you wake up with the trapped nerve- if so check for draughts as daft as it may seem- i had one ages ago and it was down to sleeping in a cold draught.

If you have no ibuprofen, try gin and tonic- a few jars stops you holding yourself 'arkwardly' which is half the problem any way.


Good luck

Edited by odyssey2200 on Wednesday 11th November 12:13

[bean455]

Trust me I qualified over 20 years ago,I never fail.

[renmure]

bean455 said:

Trust me I qualified over 20 years ago,I never fail.

Oh dear!!
In that case I go back to my original suggestion of the naked dance around the tree!!!
Far less harmful than such an eminent expert methinks!

[Goughie]

+1 on the Diclofenac. Worked for me (for a while) when I had prolapsed discs trapping the nerves in my spine. (Ultimately cured by removal of discs).