The brain says go- the body says no. Hospital time again....

[Emsman]

Well, another night in hospital. I can remember going upstairs, getting dizzy, then having a torch shone in my eyes.
It would appear that the troubles with my ear and eye are making quite prone to randomly falling over- which I seem to be very good at.
Concussed this time, so not too bad.
Really have got to take it easy now, I'm bruised, and getting superb headaches. All due to the ear apparently.
So, off to the doctor shortly to look at/discuss numerous things.
I feel fine one minute, the next I just fall down. Not happy times.

Worst of all, I have been given suppositories. The size of housebricks.
The doctor inserted the first one- he had a nice day at work then! And told me they should be inserted at least 3 inches.
Having a chat a while later before being released, I saw on the box that it said to keep out if the reach of children- I said to him that 3 inches should be far enough, I'd had I better wear hugh heels as an extra precaution. Completely wasted.

Anyway, back to the sofa with some lucozade and some biscuits.

Edited for spelling
Roll on 2010

Edited by Emsman on Thursday 5th November 10:51

[Wildsea]

Glad your on the bend. Just a couple of weeks till you see the end of 2009 for life. Heres hoping 2010 is a better year for you and Emma.

[sleep envy]

Wildsea said:

Glad your on the bend.

CVM!! another willing victim

Emsman, take it easy and just get better!

[SXi Lad]

Funny you should say that. That happens to me but the room or wherever i am goes dark and i simply stagger or fall to the ground. The Doc says it's low blood pressure or something like that.

Edited- Hope you get better.

Edited by SXi Lad on Thursday 5th November 10:50

[J-c]

Emsman why suppositories ? i thought you got burnt and had a few mishaps with the stairs?

why did the dr invade your arse ?

[moosepig]

Emsman said:

I said to him that 3 inches should be far enough, I'd better wear high heels as an extra precaution.

Emsman, how you maintain this sense of humour after everything that's happened to you I really do not know, but it's truly inspiring.

[Emsman]

J-c said:

Emsman why suppositories ? i thought you got burnt and had a few mishaps with the stairs?

why did the dr invade your arse ?

Oh. My. God. What if he wasn't a doctor? Just a random weirdo with a penchant for sticking things in peoples jacksies?

The arse tablets are to help with the back- trapped nerve, left leg keeps folding under me- not ideal with the dizzy spells.

[J-c]

Ok would an injection in the arm not done the job?

[Emsman]

J-c said:

Ok would an injection in the arm not done the job?

Alas no, it would seem not. It's not going to be a pleasant week.

[Targarama]

SXi Lad said:

Funny you should say that. That happens to me but the room or wherever i am goes dark and i simply stagger or fall to the ground. The Doc says it's low blood pressure or something like that.

Edited- Hope you get better.

Edited by SXi Lad on Thursday 5th November 10:50

Er, are you allowed to drive?

[Project 644]

Emsman was a walking disaster,
Every step got a sticking plaster,
At the doctors surg'ry,
The doctor was pervy,
And stuck a big brick up his ahole.

[illmonkey]

Emsman said:

Worst of all, I have been given suppositories. The size of housebricks.
The doctor inserted the first one- he had a nice day at work then! And told me they should be inserted at least 3 inches.

Both hands on your shoulders?

[pmanson]

Hello Mate!

Glad your out of hospital! Now try and keep yourself chilled out for a couple of weeks.

[Lefty Two Drams]

illmonkey said:

Emsman said:

Worst of all, I have been given suppositories. The size of housebricks.
The doctor inserted the first one- he had a nice day at work then! And told me they should be inserted at least 3 inches.

Both hands on your shoulders?

[Jasandjules]

Seriously, buy a bungalow..

Please take it easy for a couple of weeks at least.

Will they MRI your head to check your ears?

[J-c]

Sorry i cant stop laughing now-emsman
Ran over via a car
BBQ CRISP body
Ears falling off
Skin peeling away
Stairs gravity taken over
Arse fiddled with Dr
Sense of humour ok
Please take care chap
set up a paypal account i will give you £20 for the landrover/toy project

[Nolar Dog]

Thought you were "banned" from here by your wife?

[Don1]

Did the doctor have both hands on your shoulders as he was pushing it in?

[SXi Lad]

Targarama said:

SXi Lad said:

Funny you should say that. That happens to me but the room or wherever i am goes dark and i simply stagger or fall to the ground. The Doc says it's low blood pressure or something like that.

Edited- Hope you get better.

Edited by SXi Lad on Thursday 5th November 10:50

Er, are you allowed to drive?

Hasn't happened when I have been driving. Touch wood.

[J-c]

SXI That is what his dr said