Water?

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Mattt

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16,663 posts

225 months

Monday 12th October 2009
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Got a usual BS email, is it correct? I guess not.

a) Two glasses of water 30 minutes before meal help digestion.

b) One glass after waking up helps activate internal organs.

c) One glass before sleep to avoid stroke or heart attack.

d) One glass before taking a bath helps lower blood pressure.

The_Doc

5,109 posts

227 months

Monday 12th October 2009
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Mattt said:
Got a usual BS email, is it correct? I guess not.

a) Two glasses of water 30 minutes before meal help digestion.

b) One glass after waking up helps activate internal organs.

c) One glass before sleep to avoid stroke or heart attack.

d) One glass before taking a bath helps lower blood pressure.
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The_Doc

5,109 posts

227 months

Monday 12th October 2009
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A) two glasses of water 30 minutes before entire bottle of scotch helps digestion

B) One glass of water after waking, better than one before waking.

C) One glass of water under pillowcase helps dry scalp

D) Two glasses of water into bath prevents burning your bum

Mattt

Original Poster:

16,663 posts

225 months

Monday 12th October 2009
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Good, I get these from all the Indian staff, usually I give them a bking for wasting bandwidth - but wanted to check before I fired the usual response.

I cut off the bit at the end about peace and love, which just infuriates me more on work emails.

hsv123

233 posts

190 months

Monday 12th October 2009
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Mattt said:
Good, I get these from all the Indian staff, usually I give them a bking for wasting bandwidth - but wanted to check before I fired the usual response.

I cut off the bit at the end about peace and love, which just infuriates me more on work emails.
indian staff? so your white... black or green staff dont send these email either.....

Mattt

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16,663 posts

225 months

Monday 12th October 2009
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Nope.

ETA: Before someone tries to construe this as racialism - these are Indian staff from India - and seem to have a different attitude as to what is and isn't appropriate in an office environment compared to those used to Western customs.

Edited by Mattt on Monday 12th October 17:49

TheCarpetCleaner

7,294 posts

209 months

Tuesday 13th October 2009
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hsv123 said:
Mattt said:
Good, I get these from all the Indian staff, usually I give them a bking for wasting bandwidth - but wanted to check before I fired the usual response.

I cut off the bit at the end about peace and love, which just infuriates me more on work emails.
indian staff? so your white... black or green staff dont send these email either.....
Quick quick, a good opportunitity to play the "Ooo Ooo Potential Racism" card before it expires... FFS rolleyes

Slightly O/T, but why do so many threads on here nowadays consist of people trying to... I don't know... "look good" by claiming racism where there is none to be found?

I will direct my girlfriend to this thread later so she can get offended on your behalf if that helps at all?

rocksteadyeddie

7,971 posts

234 months

Tuesday 13th October 2009
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TheCarpetCleaner said:
hsv123 said:
Mattt said:
Good, I get these from all the Indian staff, usually I give them a bking for wasting bandwidth - but wanted to check before I fired the usual response.

I cut off the bit at the end about peace and love, which just infuriates me more on work emails.
indian staff? so your white... black or green staff dont send these email either.....
Quick quick, a good opportunitity to play the "Ooo Ooo Potential Racism" card before it expires... FFS rolleyes

Slightly O/T, but why do so many threads on here nowadays consist of people trying to... I don't know... "look good" by claiming racism where there is none to be found?

I will direct my girlfriend to this thread later so she can get offended on your behalf if that helps at all?
Sexist wink