Cleansing the body

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gsxrblue

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211 posts

273 months

Thursday 10th September 2009
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I have just read a "Times" article about middle aged men and health matters and one of the letters said

"These things really work, first, a herbal colon cleanse will remove any thing from ten to twenty pounds of matter, yes really.
Second, a herbal parasite cleanse, yes, we all have them, especially those who eat meat, some meats are alive with parsites,{it's not just Parliament}.
Then you need to do a series of liver cleanses, four or five should do the trick, you will not believe the rubbish that comes out along with hundreds of liver stones, Finally, get your Atlas corrected, it's amazing. If you are fat and fifty, you will soon feel fit and thirty something, these things all work amazingly well, go on you owe it to yourself!"

Now Im not even 40 yet wink but has this guy got a point.

I kinda feel that what he says may be of use but is it just BS.

Has anybody done this sort of thing and if so can you recommend some cleanses to start with.

And wtf is getting your atlas corrected ???

Driller

8,310 posts

285 months

Thursday 10th September 2009
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It's yet another way to get people to part with money they do not know what to do with.

Dave-Jns

18 posts

182 months

Thursday 10th September 2009
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15 to twenty pounds? i somehow doubt that...

let me know how you get on though :P if it works give us a shout biggrinbiggrin

grumbledoak

31,830 posts

240 months

Thursday 10th September 2009
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Load of cobblers.

Your body is constantly 'cleansing' itself, and you can't do much about it. You could throw a bit less crap into it for a few months, but that is pretty much all you can do.

Rollin

6,165 posts

252 months

Thursday 10th September 2009
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I had 2 days of a liquid diet and 2 doses of picolax and my colon was totally empty. I saw it yesterday. Absolutely no trace of anything, just pink healthy colon smile. No where near 10lbs came out.

The_Doc

5,106 posts

227 months

Friday 11th September 2009
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search for colonic irrigation on these forums,

let's not get back into this discussion again.

waste of money

The_Doc

5,106 posts

227 months

Friday 11th September 2009
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Liver stones???

Atlas corrected ??????????


Now I'm laughing.

do you know where the Atlas is?

It is here, trust me you do NOT want some quack correcting this

Driller

8,310 posts

285 months

Friday 11th September 2009
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The_Doc said:
Liver stones???

Atlas corrected ??????????


Now I'm laughing.

do you know where the Atlas is?

It is here, trust me you do NOT want some quack correcting this
rofl I've just read that too. Jesus wept.

King Herald

23,501 posts

223 months

Monday 14th September 2009
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gsxrblue said:
I have just read a "Times" article about middle aged men and health matters and one of the letters said

"These things really work, first, a herbal colon cleanse will remove any thing from ten to twenty pounds of matter, yes really.
Second, a herbal parasite cleanse, yes, we all have them, especially those who eat meat, some meats are alive with parsites,{it's not just Parliament}.
Then you need to do a series of liver cleanses, four or five should do the trick, you will not believe the rubbish that comes out along with hundreds of liver stones, Finally, get your Atlas corrected, it's amazing. If you are fat and fifty, you will soon feel fit and thirty something, these things all work amazingly well, go on you owe it to yourself!"

Now Im not even 40 yet wink but has this guy got a point.

I kinda feel that what he says may be of use but is it just BS.

Has anybody done this sort of thing and if so can you recommend some cleanses to start with.

And wtf is getting your atlas corrected ???
Let me guess: they were selling or recommending a particular brand name of colon, liver, spleen, foreskin and Atlas sorting mixture? rolleyes

Dupont666

21,677 posts

199 months

Tuesday 15th September 2009
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Rollin said:
I had 2 days of a liquid diet and 2 doses of picolax and my colon was totally empty. I saw it yesterday. Absolutely no trace of anything, just pink healthy colon smile. No where near 10lbs came out.
Picolax is one of the funniest inventions ever.... combined with epicac I think I could clease anyone out...

Just stand well back

Mclovin

1,679 posts

205 months

Tuesday 15th September 2009
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search for mms solution...