How tall are you?

[Beefmeister]

Following on from the height and weight thread, there seem to be a lot of 6 footers on here, myself included. There's no poll on the other thread, so i thought i'd do one on here just to see...

[LeoSayer]

I'm the tallest so far!

[cs02rm0]

LeoSayer said:

I'm the tallest so far!

Sit back down!

[Tokoloshe]

I find this thread very shortist, just because we're under 5"10 doesnt mean we arent real people too, you're just jealous because we have a one in seven chance of landing a role in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfes.

Come on shorties, if we all get on eachothers shoulders the top one can give these tall arses a punch to the kneecap, that'll learn them.

Im going to start a list of notable shortarses through history, starting with Napolean, he was cool.

[GingerWizard]

Tokoloshe said:

I find this thread very shortist, just because we're under 5"10 doesnt mean we arent real people too, you're just jealous because we have a one in seven chance of landing a role in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfes.

Come on shorties, if we all get on eachothers shoulders the top one can give these tall arses a punch to the kneecap, that'll learn them.

Im going to start a list of notable shortarses through history, starting with Napolean, he was cool.

I wont even acknowledge a man under 5ft10"... maybe if i was looking for an ashtray or a place to put my pint.....

[Planet Claire]

5'7", but as a woman that's not short, probably more of an average height! Your poll is biased towards men!

[Tokoloshe]

GingerWizard said:

I wont even acknowledge a man under 5ft10"... maybe if i was looking for an ashtray or a place to put my pint.....

See, we're not completely useless, I have my hair cut into a flat top for that very purpose!!

Anyway, Ill ignore the shortist comments and continue with my notable shortarses list:

Um, Prince Naseem? bugger, maybe Tom Cruise? okay, it's not going well, Hitler? Actually, you know short man syndrome, the list so far definitely supports that theory, we suck

Edited by Tokoloshe on Wednesday 5th August 14:16

[Tokoloshe]

Planet Claire said:

5'7", but as a woman that's not short, probably more of an average height! Your poll is biased towards men!

Claire, help us out here will you, we dont need women of 5"7, you should only be about 5"2, sort it out.

[staceyb]

How about an option for us proper shorties? I can just about reach 5'1 if I stretch.

[shirt]

Tokoloshe said:

I find this thread very shortist, just because we're under 5"10 doesnt mean we arent real people too, you're just jealous because we have a one in seven chance of landing a role in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfes.

Come on shorties, if we all get on eachothers shoulders the top one can give these tall arses a punch to the kneecap, that'll learn them.

Im going to start a list of notable shortarses through history, starting with Napolean, he was cool.

shut it titch

and who's this Napolean?

[Tokoloshe]

shirt said:

Tokoloshe said:

I find this thread very shortist, just because we're under 5"10 doesnt mean we arent real people too, you're just jealous because we have a one in seven chance of landing a role in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfes.

Come on shorties, if we all get on eachothers shoulders the top one can give these tall arses a punch to the kneecap, that'll learn them.

Im going to start a list of notable shortarses through history, starting with Napolean, he was cool.

shut it titch

and who's this Napolean?

He's an ice cream flavour inventor, cant believe you havent heard of him, though not surprised, head in the clouds

[NAS]

LeoSayer said:

I'm the tallest so far!

Not anymore

[V8mate]

PHer DVS_Dave is 6'8"+

[Tokoloshe]

staceyb said:

How about an option for us proper shorties? I can just about reach 5'1 if I stretch.

Nice one, that's better, no one likes a show off like some of "over 6ft" freaks.

And just thought of another notable, Mini Me

Edited by Tokoloshe on Wednesday 5th August 14:44

[ShadownINja]

I like being compact. 1) Less of me to hit. 2) Clothes are not hard to find in my size. 3) Yoofs don't pick on you as a trophy attack (or whatever they call it when they go for big blokes just to prove themselves).

[_DeeJay_]

ShadownINja said:

I like being compact. 1) Less of me to hit. 2) Clothes are not hard to find in my size. 3) Yoofs don't pick on you as a trophy attack (or whatever they call it when they go for big blokes just to prove themselves).

I've never really had the trophy attack thing. I know others who have though. Maybe I drink in the right (and therefore wrong) areas or just don't enough like a trophy being < 20 stone ?

[Davi]

GingerWizard said:

I wont even acknowledge a man under 5ft10"... maybe if i was looking for an ashtray or a place to put my pint.....

Couple that with people who won't acknowledge a ginge you must feel almost invisible

staceyb said:

How about an option for us proper shorties? I can just about reach 5'1 if I stretch.

awww bless

small women are great, they have small hands see...

[Steve748]

5'10"

[shakotan]

Tokoloshe said:

....you're just jealous because we have a one in seven chance of landing a role in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfes.

I think your chances of landing a major part in a film are somewhat restricted if you can't even spell the name of said movie correctly!

[BiggusLaddus]

Davi said:

small women are great, they have small hands see...

Great isn't it? I'm a full foot taller than my wife.