Schweine Flu upstairs

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Lord Pikey

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3,257 posts

220 months

Tuesday 21st July 2009
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I have just found out that there has been a couple of cases of Swine Flu in the office upstairs.

The look on peoples face when i casually mention it to them is priceless.

Am i right for not really giving a monkeys or are the panicking masses correct?

kambites

68,174 posts

226 months

Tuesday 21st July 2009
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We've had a one confirmed case and one probable case in the office so far. No-one seems particularly worried.

JCB123

2,265 posts

201 months

Tuesday 21st July 2009
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I think this is something women have dreamt up as direct competition to 'man flu'

It's nothing more than flu, which is pretty bad and you can die from it anyway....

Oink!

dibbers006

13,140 posts

223 months

Tuesday 21st July 2009
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I couldn't give a flying either and I am fairly high risk as well.

Read somewhere a while ago... a few people die of swine flu and everyone wants to stay home, wear masks, eat their cat. AIDS kills Millions but people still don't 'saddle up'

General cleanliness and hygiene would resolve a lot of problems.

Lord Pikey

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3,257 posts

220 months

Tuesday 21st July 2009
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JCB123 said:
Oink!
That reminds me. someone asked what the symptoms were. Not being one to take any notice to know what the proper symptoms were i just said

"oh you know the usual stuff like digging for truffles and rolling in the mud". Now i guess that this joke has been done 000's of times over the months but she just looked at me and said "oh ok, ill keep that in mind"


silly woman smile

BoRED S2upid

20,133 posts

245 months

Tuesday 21st July 2009
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Its just the dirty city dewelers who get this, you all need to have a good wash.

MiniMan64

17,328 posts

195 months

Tuesday 21st July 2009
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One of the girls on our team has called sick with this today. Oddly enough she was on holiday yesterday for a big piss up. How convienent.

Carfiend

3,186 posts

214 months

Tuesday 21st July 2009
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Had some people confirmed with it upstairs as well.

Just had to go into their office to use the fax machine...

Am I going to die?

TedMaul

2,092 posts

218 months

Tuesday 21st July 2009
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dibbers006 said:
I couldn't give a flying either and I am fairly high risk as well.
What makes you high risk exactly? (notice I didn't resort to Terence and Phillp style insults)

I have always been told diabetics (like myself) are at greater risk of severe illnesses like normal Flu, but never understood why. Not sure if its the same for pig-flu. For all I know I had it last week, felt like cack, headaches, sore throat, runny nose, aches and pains. Mind you, as a parent to a 2 and a 4 yo, I feel like that most days anyway

Mrs Maul says she doesnt want to Canaries in November as she doesnt want to be on a flight with potential carriers - all that recycled air you see. And then she has the nerve to get uppity when I roll my eyes

funkyol

1,816 posts

224 months

Tuesday 21st July 2009
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I use the Tube every day, so i've succumbed to the idea of probably getting it, so I'm rather blase about it now.

The Moose

23,035 posts

214 months

Tuesday 21st July 2009
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I don't give a st. I have good access to stocks of Tamiflu though!! smile

Cheers

The Moose

Mc lovin

5,588 posts

226 months

Tuesday 21st July 2009
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I am upstairs wavey

Guess i should start worrying...

Lord Pikey

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3,257 posts

220 months

Tuesday 21st July 2009
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Mc lovin said:
I am upstairs wavey

Guess i should start worrying...
Thats just worrying.. From where are you posting ML?

JCB123

2,265 posts

201 months

Tuesday 21st July 2009
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Lord Pikey said:
Mc lovin said:
I am upstairs wavey

Guess i should start worrying...
Thats just worrying.. From where are you posting ML?
Upstairs - he's just told you that....I am also upstairs.

Lord Pikey

Original Poster:

3,257 posts

220 months

Tuesday 21st July 2009
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I get it now...

getmecoat



Mc lovin

5,588 posts

226 months

Tuesday 21st July 2009
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I'm not in your office hehe

But coincidently I am upstairs in our building and the office next to mine has suffered a possible case, just yesterday infact.

To say i'm not worried would be a lie, but my main concern if i did get it, would be the welfare of my 3 year old daughter.

strudel

5,888 posts

232 months

Tuesday 21st July 2009
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Well I've come home with the dreaded flu like symptoms and I fit the criteria for swine flu. I wouldn't worry about it though - man flu is far worse!

Mc lovin

5,588 posts

226 months

Tuesday 21st July 2009
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strudel said:
Well I've come home with the dreaded flu like symptoms and I fit the criteria for swine flu. I wouldn't worry about it though - man flu is far worse!
You wont be saying that when you look like an extra from 28days later eeklaugh

strudel

5,888 posts

232 months

Tuesday 21st July 2009
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I looked like one beforehand biggrin

Mx_Stu

818 posts

228 months

Tuesday 21st July 2009
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Out of 10 of us in the office, one has been off with Swine Flu since last week and now another seems to be coming down with flu.

The thing I dont get is that the person who's off with the Swine Flu seemed to have a chest infection and a chesty cough (no other swine flu symptons). They went to see their doctor who took one look at them and said its Swine Flu, Here's your note to collect your Tamiflu.

My only concern is that my girlfriend is 6.5months pregnant so I could do without getting it.