Serious question... how many times?

[AB]

...per day, do you, ya know... do a number 2?

I ask because I find myself going about 3 times a day, I don't think I even take in enough for there to be so much waste.

I don't think that is normal.

[SoapyShowerBoy]

2-3


like clock work

HTH

[Yoshiwaan]

Eh if you're worried about it just increase your dietary fibre intake.

That means psyllium husks or Metamusil, or if you can stand the taste you can just have a bowl of All Bran in the morning.

[sneijder]

3 times too, get a bit jealous of these folk who turn around and say "not been for 3 days" . Since found out I am lactose intollerent. Try not eating as much crap quality bread / coffee, chewing gum is a killer too. If I eat a full pack of Maryland cookies I have 5 minutes before I'm in the office for half an hour.

[V8mate]

SoapyShowerBoy said:

2-3


like clock work

HTH

How many? So you hang around showers and men's toilets then?

Surely once a day is proper and correct?

[Pints]

Once every couple of days does me just fine.

Unless I've had a Vindaloo then it's 4 times before 11am.

[stifler]

At least 3.

Every day since I can remember.

My record however, is 6. No curry or badly cooked food involved!

[SoapyShowerBoy]

V8mate said:

SoapyShowerBoy said:

2-3


like clock work

HTH

How many? So you hang around showers and men's toilets then?

Surely once a day is proper and correct?

If we are getting down to the detail.

• first thing in the moring, before a shower at home.
• second one in the work WC, usually after lunch. I really don't hang aroing after that one
• Third in the evening before my last shower, at home

The deed of soapy. I hope you are not having your tea, I'm off to do deed number 3

[Tiggsy]

good god.....how do you people go out for the day?

[frankhovis]

Bloody hell. 3 times a day!!! One of the lads I work with is similar but I just thought he was an unusual case.

I can go 3 or 4 days without curling one down. I've been like that since as far back as I can remember.

[Lord Pikey]

Pretty much like clockwork

10am
1,30-2,00
5,30-6,00
9pm (fairly frequently)

[HUW JONES]

Regular as clockwork. 0700 every day.
Trouble is I don't get out of bed until 0730.

[Penny-lope]

Poo and Porcelain, where crapping matters


Personally, my digestion system changes all the time....3 times one day, and then nothing for a day....after the beer, well every hour probably

[ALawson]

Once I was dehydrated on a boat across the Atlantic none for 6 days

[defblade]

Generally the range considered "normal" is once every 3 days upto 3 times per day.

[V8mate]

ALawson said:

Once I was dehydrated on a boat across the Atlantic none for 6 days

You are Long John Silver AICMFP.

[LMC]

3 times a day ??? If I crap twice in the same week I'm delighted !

[stifler]

Penny-lope said:

Poo and Porcelain, where crapping matters


Personally, my digestion system changes all the time....3 times one day, and then nothing for a day....after the beer, well every hour probably

Girls don't poo. They just don't!

Well maybe little ones like rabbit poo. But they don't poo properly.

[drivin_me_nuts]

stifler said:

Penny-lope said:

Poo and Porcelain, where crapping matters


Personally, my digestion system changes all the time....3 times one day, and then nothing for a day....after the beer, well every hour probably

Girls don't poo. They just don't!

Well maybe little ones like rabbit poo. But they don't poo properly.

the internet would definately tell you otherwise....

[Lucie W]

stifler said:

Girls don't poo. They just don't!

Well maybe little ones like rabbit poo. But they don't poo properly.

+1