Penis&barbed wire

[Mexico.]

Just caught my c0ck on barbed wire taking the dog for a walk slight cut on my penis vein p1ssing with blood is it a call for the hospital or should i just glue the wound up ? ( I have medical glue not super glue)


Cheers


The Moose

[HRG.]

Now in the old P&P you'd have got an answer before you bled to death

[dougc]

Do you walk Fido (not a euphemism) naked?

[maddog993]

Worst 'I put dog-meat on my cock and Fido started using his teeth' cover-up ever thread

[V8mate]

Mexico. said:

Whilst knocking one out in the woods, the Vicar suddenly appeared through the trees and I caught my c0ck on barbed wire whilst trying to run away. Am posting this from my iphone as my trousers came off as I tried to leg it. Can someone pop round to my house, grab some new trousers and then call me back so I can get home. Please hurry as my penis is p1ssing blood and the dog keeps trying to lick it (which makes it 'twitch' and spurt even more!)

EFA

[Marf]

Cock + barbed wire = A&E + tetanus shot.

[Mexico.]

Just got back veins are ok two stitches Job done

BTW i was jumping over a fence and caught me nads

Thanks for your input output!


Cheers


The Moose

[CatherineJ]

A&E and as has been said tetnus if your not up to date.

[g4ry13]

Post a picture

Edited by g4ry13 on Wednesday 24th June 18:37

[Mexico.]

I do not think it would be wise to show my C0ck on a family forum

[ShadownINja]

Mexico. said:

I do not think it would be wise to show my C0ck on a family forum

Depends. If it's a close-up of the stitches, then nobody but an imbecile could object. If it's a raging hard on with sperm shooting out the end, then that's different.

Not that I want to see either, thank you very much.

[g4ry13]

Mexico. said:

I do not think it would be wise to show my C0ck on a family forum

Blood next to a tin of custard?

Post a pic before you die at least.

Edited by g4ry13 on Wednesday 24th June 19:11

[Mexico.]

g4ry13 said:

Post a picture

Edited by g4ry13 on Wednesday 24th June 18:37

Are you some kind of gay


My cock will remain where it should be you foofing gay boy No pictures

[g4ry13]

Mexico. said:

g4ry13 said:

Post a picture

Edited by g4ry13 on Wednesday 24th June 18:37

Are you some kind of gay


My cock will remain where it should be you foofing gay boy No pictures

Are you some kind of homophobe?

Now go and get the custard and your camera.

[Mexico.]

Gary

Edited by Mexico. on Friday 26th June 18:52