How do you get rid of tans?

How do you get rid of tans?

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ShadownINja

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77,316 posts

287 months

Tuesday 16th June 2009
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Or rather, how long do they last?

A weekend of open top driving and now I am noticeably darker. Will I be back to myself by Saturday?

Penny-lope

13,645 posts

198 months

Tuesday 16th June 2009
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Try using a buff-puff...basically a scrubbing pad for humans, used with a decent body scrub....should lighten it a bit

Nolar Dog

8,786 posts

200 months

Tuesday 16th June 2009
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Exfoliate. Exfoliate. Exfoliate.

Z4monster

1,440 posts

265 months

Tuesday 16th June 2009
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Why do you need to be back to a normal colour? Everyone at the moment is getting some sun so it's not unusual is it? Unless you shouldn't have been outside in the sun for some strange reason.

StevieBee

13,320 posts

260 months

Tuesday 16th June 2009
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Many many years ago, a mate of mine and some others went off to Spain for a blokey holiday. My mate fell asleep on the beach following one heavy night and the others thought it jolly fun to write a very, very rude word on his forehead in total sunblock. He was resigned to make up for about 6 months and even after then, you could still see it!!

parapaul

2,828 posts

203 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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StevieBee said:
Many many years ago, a mate of mine and some others went off to Spain for a blokey holiday. My mate fell asleep on the beach following one heavy night and the others thought it jolly fun to write a very, very rude word on his forehead in total sunblock. He was resigned to make up for about 6 months and even after then, you could still see it!!
Suspiciously like in that Police Academy film, you mean? scratchchin

ShadownINja

Original Poster:

77,316 posts

287 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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Z4monster said:
Why do you need to be back to a normal colour? Everyone at the moment is getting some sun so it's not unusual is it? Unless you shouldn't have been outside in the sun for some strange reason.
Got a wedding on Saturday. Will feature in a fair few photos, being the brother of the bride.

"Who's that dark skinned stranger with the panda eyes?"
"Oh, he's my brother."

nuts

ShadownINja

Original Poster:

77,316 posts

287 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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Penny-lope said:
Try using a buff-puff...basically a scrubbing pad for humans, used with a decent body scrub....should lighten it a bit
Ta.

Nolar Dog said:
Exfoliate. Exfoliate. Exfoliate.
and ta.

My topics of late have been very un-ninja-like, haven't they. scratchchin

Sheets Tabuer

19,448 posts

220 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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We still on for the KKK meeting this saturday?

Mr POD

5,153 posts

197 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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Sheets Tabuer said:
We still on for the KKK meeting this saturday?
Why would a German Turbocharger maker have saturday meetings ?

randlemarcus

13,585 posts

236 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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Mr POD said:
Sheets Tabuer said:
We still on for the KKK meeting this saturday?
Why would a German Turbocharger maker have saturday meetings ?
Its a forced induction thing - they don't have any choice in the matter.

spikeyhead

17,768 posts

202 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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Nolar Dog said:
Exfoliate. Exfoliate. Exfoliate.
Sounds like a very camp dalek to me smile

Legend83

10,121 posts

227 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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spikeyhead said:
Nolar Dog said:
Exfoliate. Exfoliate. Exfoliate.
Sounds like a very camp dalek to me smile
Very good.

Fume troll

4,389 posts

217 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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You worried the BNP are going to get you?



Cheers,

FT.

StevieBee

13,320 posts

260 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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parapaul said:
StevieBee said:
Many many years ago, a mate of mine and some others went off to Spain for a blokey holiday. My mate fell asleep on the beach following one heavy night and the others thought it jolly fun to write a very, very rude word on his forehead in total sunblock. He was resigned to make up for about 6 months and even after then, you could still see it!!
Suspiciously like in that Police Academy film, you mean? scratchchin
Yep, but pre-dated the film by about 3 years!!

ShadownINja

Original Poster:

77,316 posts

287 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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randlemarcus said:
Mr POD said:
Sheets Tabuer said:
We still on for the KKK meeting this saturday?
Why would a German Turbocharger maker have saturday meetings ?
Its a forced induction thing - they don't have any choice in the matter.
hehe to each of you.

ShadownINja

Original Poster:

77,316 posts

287 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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Fume troll said:
You worried the BNP are going to get you?



Cheers,

FT.
Haha... Sooty.