Constipated babies....
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Anyone got one, or had experience of one?
Our 12 week little bundle has gone from having somewhere around 15 sheeites a day to nothing at all for 3 days!!
Started 6 days ago, 3 days and nowt then a "Poonami®" occured and she blathered everything within a 3 metre radius. She did look pleased with herself Trouble is she's gone another 3 days and nowts occuring.
She's like a faecal hand grenade....daren't take her out anywhere!
If there's no ablutive stirrings by the morning I think a trip to the GP is in order but anyone else experienced something similar?
Our 12 week little bundle has gone from having somewhere around 15 sheeites a day to nothing at all for 3 days!!
Started 6 days ago, 3 days and nowt then a "Poonami®" occured and she blathered everything within a 3 metre radius. She did look pleased with herself Trouble is she's gone another 3 days and nowts occuring.
She's like a faecal hand grenade....daren't take her out anywhere!
If there's no ablutive stirrings by the morning I think a trip to the GP is in order but anyone else experienced something similar?
FTJoe said:
Cats and other animals often lick the anus of their young to encourage them to produce faeces. Have you tried that method, it may help?
Rimming a baby is not high on my agenda.I'm pretty sure it's illegal too
I do have a cat though
Edited by dave_s13 on Friday 12th June 12:26
wasnt there someone on here that mentioned their own little poo handgrenade started turning a reddish colour when they were driving back from his folks?
the little tyke was putting in some real effort grunting and turning red and the PHer thought that they could make it home (40kms or so) and be safe.... just then the little tyke stopped going red and started to smile and gurgle....
Then the real battle with chemical warfare started and a chemical worse than mace hit the cabin all the time the little tyke was blissfully unaware, the Pher decided to put his foot down, open the windows and little tyke went into wave 2 of going red and grunting....
When they got home they found the little poo grenade had filled up the romper suit upto cuffs and was seeping out of the cuffs onto the back seats... baby was smilng and looking chuffed.
Enjoy lunch folks
the little tyke was putting in some real effort grunting and turning red and the PHer thought that they could make it home (40kms or so) and be safe.... just then the little tyke stopped going red and started to smile and gurgle....
Then the real battle with chemical warfare started and a chemical worse than mace hit the cabin all the time the little tyke was blissfully unaware, the Pher decided to put his foot down, open the windows and little tyke went into wave 2 of going red and grunting....
When they got home they found the little poo grenade had filled up the romper suit upto cuffs and was seeping out of the cuffs onto the back seats... baby was smilng and looking chuffed.
Enjoy lunch folks
Dupont666 said:
wasnt there someone on here that mentioned their own little poo handgrenade started turning a reddish colour when they were driving back from his folks?
the little tyke was putting in some real effort grunting and turning red and the PHer thought that they could make it home (40kms or so) and be safe.... just then the little tyke stopped going red and started to smile and gurgle....
Then the real battle with chemical warfare started and a chemical worse than mace hit the cabin all the time the little tyke was blissfully unaware, the Pher decided to put his foot down, open the windows and little tyke went into wave 2 of going red and grunting....
When they got home they found the little poo grenade had filled up the romper suit upto cuffs and was seeping out of the cuffs onto the back seats... baby was smilng and looking chuffed.
Enjoy lunch folks
Brilliant (Well, not for the PHer)the little tyke was putting in some real effort grunting and turning red and the PHer thought that they could make it home (40kms or so) and be safe.... just then the little tyke stopped going red and started to smile and gurgle....
Then the real battle with chemical warfare started and a chemical worse than mace hit the cabin all the time the little tyke was blissfully unaware, the Pher decided to put his foot down, open the windows and little tyke went into wave 2 of going red and grunting....
When they got home they found the little poo grenade had filled up the romper suit upto cuffs and was seeping out of the cuffs onto the back seats... baby was smilng and looking chuffed.
Enjoy lunch folks
dave_s13 said:
FTJoe said:
Cats and other animals often lick the anus of their young to encourage them to produce faeces. Have you tried that method, it may help?
Rimming a baby is not high on my agenda.I'm pretty sure it's illegal too
I do have a cat though
Edited by dave_s13 on Friday 12th June 12:26
dirty boy said:
Our daughter, now coming up for 2, got gradually worse and worse, finally took her to the doctors when she went 8 days without one.
Even on laxitives daily, she only goes every 2/3 days
Doctor is on the case
But when she goes, doe's she really go??Even on laxitives daily, she only goes every 2/3 days
Doctor is on the case
I think if nothings happened by Monday we'll ring to see the doc.
BTW, she's breast fed, perfectly healthy and gaining weight just as she should.
Dupont666 said:
wasnt there someone on here that mentioned their own little poo handgrenade started turning a reddish colour when they were driving back from his folks?
the little tyke was putting in some real effort grunting and turning red and the PHer thought that they could make it home (40kms or so) and be safe.... just then the little tyke stopped going red and started to smile and gurgle....
Then the real battle with chemical warfare started and a chemical worse than mace hit the cabin all the time the little tyke was blissfully unaware, the Pher decided to put his foot down, open the windows and little tyke went into wave 2 of going red and grunting....
When they got home they found the little poo grenade had filled up the romper suit upto cuffs and was seeping out of the cuffs onto the back seats... baby was smilng and looking chuffed.
Enjoy lunch folks
lol.the little tyke was putting in some real effort grunting and turning red and the PHer thought that they could make it home (40kms or so) and be safe.... just then the little tyke stopped going red and started to smile and gurgle....
Then the real battle with chemical warfare started and a chemical worse than mace hit the cabin all the time the little tyke was blissfully unaware, the Pher decided to put his foot down, open the windows and little tyke went into wave 2 of going red and grunting....
When they got home they found the little poo grenade had filled up the romper suit upto cuffs and was seeping out of the cuffs onto the back seats... baby was smilng and looking chuffed.
Enjoy lunch folks
That is a little worrying.
dave_s13 said:
Anyone got one, or had experience of one?
Our 12 week little bundle has gone from having somewhere around 15 sheeites a day to nothing at all for 3 days!!
Started 6 days ago, 3 days and nowt then a "Poonami®" occured and she blathered everything within a 3 metre radius. She did look pleased with herself Trouble is she's gone another 3 days and nowts occuring.
She's like a faecal hand grenade....daren't take her out anywhere!
If there's no ablutive stirrings by the morning I think a trip to the GP is in order but anyone else experienced something similar?
Mrs Dogsey is a Community Nursery Nurse with the NHS and deals with this kind of thing on a daily basis, if you want some advice from her PM me and I'll get her to reply to it tonight.Our 12 week little bundle has gone from having somewhere around 15 sheeites a day to nothing at all for 3 days!!
Started 6 days ago, 3 days and nowt then a "Poonami®" occured and she blathered everything within a 3 metre radius. She did look pleased with herself Trouble is she's gone another 3 days and nowts occuring.
She's like a faecal hand grenade....daren't take her out anywhere!
If there's no ablutive stirrings by the morning I think a trip to the GP is in order but anyone else experienced something similar?
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