Yucky problem - advice required

Yucky problem - advice required

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Bushmaster

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27,428 posts

284 months

Tuesday 7th April 2009
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Been informed that our maid has confessed to having a bad case of worms, and what's more, she has probably passed them on to the rest of us!

Never seen a genuine, human gut-worm before. Can't decide whether to flush them out or keep them as some sort of low-maintenance exotic pet. Either way, 'dropping off the kids at the pool' takes on a whole new meaning.

What would you do?
















mechsympathy

53,819 posts

260 months

Tuesday 7th April 2009
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Bushmaster said:
What would you do?
See a doctor? Or does that seem too much like common sense?

Penny-lope

13,645 posts

198 months

Tuesday 7th April 2009
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My little brother used to get them regularly as a kid.....so we all had to drink horrible pink milkshake type drinks once a month or so irked

Just make sure the kids don't jump naked on your bed a few days after treatment hurl

Bushmaster

Original Poster:

27,428 posts

284 months

Tuesday 7th April 2009
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mechsympathy said:
Bushmaster said:
What would you do?
See a doctor? Or does that seem too much like common sense?
I suspect that doctors will be biased towards the 'flushing them out' side and I wanted more balanced views really.

Disco_Dale

1,893 posts

215 months

Tuesday 7th April 2009
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Bushmaster said:
Can't decide whether to flush them out or keep them as some sort of low-maintenance exotic pet.
You not seen Alien then?

Bushmaster

Original Poster:

27,428 posts

284 months

Tuesday 7th April 2009
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Think of the benefits of keeping them - eat what you like, drink what you like and "oh, my worms will eat all that for me"...actually could it be marketed as a new diet?


mechsympathy

53,819 posts

260 months

Tuesday 7th April 2009
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Bushmaster said:
I suspect that doctors will be biased towards the 'flushing them out' side and I wanted more balanced views really.
Balanced towards keeping them as pets? I suspect even vets will suggest flushing them.

Rach*

8,824 posts

221 months

Tuesday 7th April 2009
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Penny-lope said:
Just make sure the kids don't jump naked on your bed a few days after treatment hurl
Arrgggh Penny, that is the most awful thought! vomit

Penny-lope

13,645 posts

198 months

Tuesday 7th April 2009
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Rach* said:
Penny-lope said:
Just make sure the kids don't jump naked on your bed a few days after treatment hurl
Arrgggh Penny, that is the most awful thought! vomit
Do enjoy your next portion of noodles



hehe

Rach*

8,824 posts

221 months

Tuesday 7th April 2009
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OMG!!! Bleeerruuugggghhh!

Lois

14,706 posts

257 months

Tuesday 7th April 2009
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Get down to a pharmacy. Simple tablet treatment will kill them off. Wear pants in bed too in case you scratch your arse in you sleep and don't share towels.

Tycho

11,815 posts

278 months

Tuesday 7th April 2009
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A dose of PicoLax should flush them out.

See here

mrsxllifts

2,501 posts

204 months

Wednesday 8th April 2009
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yes one pill each, job done.

IforB

9,840 posts

234 months

Wednesday 8th April 2009
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Do you want to lose weight? Keep them.

Why don't you name them, learn what they like best and see how big they can grow. Is there an equivalent of Crufts for worms? You know, bend over and play a pan pipe or one of those Indian flutes and see if you can make them dance for the judges.

Or you could just take a pill and get shot of them. Mind you they supposedly help control Crohn's disease.

Edited by IforB on Wednesday 8th April 00:44

Poledriver

28,742 posts

199 months

Wednesday 8th April 2009
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Penny-lope said:
Do enjoy your next portion of noodles



hehe
And I thought you were such a nice person!

hurl

mrsxllifts

2,501 posts

204 months

Wednesday 8th April 2009
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If you dose up on laxitives after you've taken the pill you can get the bugger out in one, then you can see who's was the longest! hehe

Poledriver

28,742 posts

199 months

Wednesday 8th April 2009
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mrsxllifts said:
If you dose up on laxitives after you've taken the pill you can get the bugger out in one, then you can see who's was the longest! hehe
Thanks Hannah, we've just had Chinese! hurl (again)

Bushmaster

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27,428 posts

284 months

Wednesday 8th April 2009
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Camera is poised in case of developments.

Nubbin

9,067 posts

283 months

Wednesday 8th April 2009
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You need something called Mebendazole, or Piperazine - both are specific for threadworms. Mebendazole is a single dose tablet or liquid, with a second dose 2 weeks later if worms still present. No real side effects apart from allergy to the stuff itself. Laxatives etc. make no difference.

How do you know you've got them? Incredibly itchy arse at night is the main sign - the females crawl out onto the skin at night, lay eggs and secrete an irritant substance which makes you scratch your arse - eggs get caught under your nails, you touch your mouth at some point later and transfer the eggs into your mouth. Swallow and hey presto, the life cycle continues. Brilliant evolutionary trick, huh?

As well as the tablets, a nail brush is a good idea....hehe

Nubbin

9,067 posts

283 months

Wednesday 8th April 2009
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Bushmaster said:
Think of the benefits of keeping them - eat what you like, drink what you like and "oh, my worms will eat all that for me"...actually could it be marketed as a new diet?
You need a tapeworm for that.