Colonic Irrigation.

[chunkymonkey71]

Had a Colonic Irrigation today.

You know, tube up the jacksie, pumped full of warm water, right good clean out!

It was great! I feel brilliant now!

I'd recommend it to anyone!

That is all.

Edited by chunkymonkey71 on Thursday 8th January 20:33

[Papoo]

I've just been for a number two. Feel a heap better as a result.

[Penny-lope]

And just how much did this experience cost you?

If you don't mind me asking

[Aubrey]

Done by male or female??

[groucho]

No thanks.

[Muntu]

Is that where you got your name from?

[bobt]

Papoo said:

I've just been for a number two. Feel a heap better as a result.

or to put it another way.........

pa........poo

[AlexanderV8]

Are you still leaking or do you have a nappy on for a few hours?

[chunkymonkey71]

Penny-lope said:

And just how much did this experience cost you?

If you don't mind me asking

£45. Not bad for being violated!

[Papoo]

Muntu said:

Is that where you got your name from?

Have a

[chunkymonkey71]

Aubrey said:

Done by male or female??

Female. Thankfully. Otherwise it would be a bit like the Top Gun thread...!

[chunkymonkey71]

AlexanderV8 said:

Are you still leaking or do you have a nappy on for a few hours?

Its all out now (I think).

We have a white settee so I'll know soon enough!

[LotusACBC]

I hear about this more and more every day. I imagine it does alot of good, sort of like cleaning the oil in your car

A few close people I know though (well not a few, just one, but the other one I sort of knew and this happened to them as well) went in for a colonic and almost died. Somehow it punctured/ruptured their stomach? They were seriously on their death bed, it didnt look good. But he pulled through and so did the other person, thankfully.

So, did you get to see all the wonderful 'stuff' that came out? Did you weigh yourself after? Do you really 'feel' a difference, as in more healthy or lighter or anything to that nature?

Do you think those colon cleanse mixtures and pills that you see on late night infomercials or in Vitamin Supplement stores liek GNC work just as well? Or do you think a colonic is the only way to go?

I am 27 years old, how old usually is one to get their first colonic? on Howard Stern, Robin gets a colonic every Friday she says. Is that just a series of them, or ongoing? I cant imagine someone needing it every week./

Edited by LotusACBC on Thursday 8th January 20:36

Edited by LotusACBC on Thursday 8th January 20:37

[Aubrey]

chunkymonkey71 said:

Aubrey said:

Done by male or female??

Female. Thankfully. Otherwise it would be a bit like the Top Gun thread...!

Lucky girl, what a great job.

[DrTre]

£45 ?!

get yourself down to your local garage, £6.50 for a jetwash including foam.

[chunkymonkey71]

Muntu said:

Is that where you got your name from?

No, but there were chunks and at one point I thought I saw a monkey!

[falcemob]

I ate a complete packet of fig roll biscuits yesterday, I drank a cup of coffee this morning. It was great, I feel brilliant now.

Fig rolls were around 80p btw

[Aubrey]

LotusACBC said:

I am 27 years old, how old usually is one to get their first colonic?

I reckon about 27

[Aubrey]

Out of interest Chunky, why did you have this done and whose idea was it?

[markiem8]

DrTre said:

£45 ?!

get yourself down to your local garage, £6.50 for a jetwash including foam.

More cheaper to get yourself down to the local public bogs, maybe a couple of poofs could give you a squirt for nothing?