I have killed and I want to kill more
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On Thursday riding my bike some yellow and black stripey thing stung me, I called it an illegitimate as I knocked it off my face, in return it gave me a second sting.
My face felt weird within a minute and 5 minutes later against my normal self I decided to go home.
I arrived home breathless and uncomfortable 30 minutes after being stung. I have been stung many times before being close to retirement age with no previous problem.
I came through the door looked in the mirror, I am the elephant man. I called the wife and said Antihistamine, we she duly did and then phoned 111.
11 minutes later a paramedic arrives and then shortly I am having adrenaline shot and then bundled into an ambulance to hospital.
Any flecking wasp, hornet and bee even thinks it's coming close to me is now a dead insect. My new pastime whilst sitting on the patio having a beer is to flick out a rolled up towel before the feckers get near me.
Oh yeah I have to carry two epipens with me at all times.
This unfortunately become personal, it's them or me, those Jasper's are going down
As a footnote where in medical school do they teach that matronly face when saying you have had a life threatening event. Nowhere near as life threatening event as those wasps will have when they come near.
I always hated wasps.
Rant over thanks for listening.
My face felt weird within a minute and 5 minutes later against my normal self I decided to go home.
I arrived home breathless and uncomfortable 30 minutes after being stung. I have been stung many times before being close to retirement age with no previous problem.
I came through the door looked in the mirror, I am the elephant man. I called the wife and said Antihistamine, we she duly did and then phoned 111.
11 minutes later a paramedic arrives and then shortly I am having adrenaline shot and then bundled into an ambulance to hospital.
Any flecking wasp, hornet and bee even thinks it's coming close to me is now a dead insect. My new pastime whilst sitting on the patio having a beer is to flick out a rolled up towel before the feckers get near me.
Oh yeah I have to carry two epipens with me at all times.
This unfortunately become personal, it's them or me, those Jasper's are going down
As a footnote where in medical school do they teach that matronly face when saying you have had a life threatening event. Nowhere near as life threatening event as those wasps will have when they come near.
I always hated wasps.
Rant over thanks for listening.
I am in Herts like you and thank you for your concern. Yes I am fine now, for 36 hours felt s
t.
I actually think it was a hornet, saw something large flying towards me and bam life changed. I have been stung by wasps many a time no problem, never been stung by a hornet before, maybe now.
I was closeish to checking out from a sting here in the uk, amazing.
Anyways any stripey stingy thing comes near me now sorry its them or me, kill the bar steward
t.I actually think it was a hornet, saw something large flying towards me and bam life changed. I have been stung by wasps many a time no problem, never been stung by a hornet before, maybe now.
I was closeish to checking out from a sting here in the uk, amazing.
Anyways any stripey stingy thing comes near me now sorry its them or me, kill the bar steward
Hornets are huge, my missus got done by one once on the leg and the stinger on the thing was clearly visible as it penetrated her deeply, with me watching helplessly, cuckold style.
It was a decent swelling on her thigh so can imagine a facial from the thing would have been very messy.
It was a decent swelling on her thigh so can imagine a facial from the thing would have been very messy.
Few years back clearing up after an out door supper and one of those feckers sneaked into my half full beer bottle , I went back outside to finish tidying up , took a swig then all hell broke loose in my mouth . Managed to chomp on him a few times thinking it was a piece of rice from supper before realizing but the damage was done , right old mess within minutes .
fttm said:
Few years back clearing up after an out door supper and one of those feckers sneaked into my half full beer bottle , I went back outside to finish tidying up , took a swig then all hell broke loose in my mouth . Managed to chomp on him a few times thinking it was a piece of rice from supper before realizing but the damage was done , right old mess within minutes .
Gruesome in every way 
Douglas Quaid said:
Hornets are huge, my missus got done by one once on the leg and the stinger on the thing was clearly visible as it penetrated her deeply, with me watching helplessly, cuckold style.
It was a decent swelling on her thigh so can imagine a facial from the thing would have been very messy.
OMG you need to send this to Mills & Boon sharpish. It was a decent swelling on her thigh so can imagine a facial from the thing would have been very messy.
Douglas Quaid said:
Hornets are huge, my missus got done by one once on the leg and the stinger on the thing was clearly visible as it penetrated her deeply, with me watching helplessly, cuckold style.
It was a decent swelling on her thigh so can imagine a facial from the thing would have been very messy.
Enough of your fantasies please geezer It was a decent swelling on her thigh so can imagine a facial from the thing would have been very messy.
rawenghey said:
Douglas Quaid said:
Hornets are huge, my missus got done by one once on the leg and the stinger on the thing was clearly visible as it penetrated her deeply, with me watching helplessly, cuckold style.
It was a decent swelling on her thigh so can imagine a facial from the thing would have been very messy.
Enough of your fantasies please geezer It was a decent swelling on her thigh so can imagine a facial from the thing would have been very messy.
Funnily enough I got stung on the sole of my foot yesterday.
Dug that fker out. I was walking through long grass in my flip flops. It got caught in the band and stung. I looked down and flicked my foot and it detached itself. It was black and yellow but I can't recall if it was a bee. Luckily the wife had a packet of antihistamines.
I've not been stung for over 30 years. I was about 10 when I walked through a bees nest and got about 4 or 5 stings.
I've got a bug-a-salt 3.0. It's great fun. I hit 2 wasps yesterday and it really angers them
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Dug that f
ker out. I was walking through long grass in my flip flops. It got caught in the band and stung. I looked down and flicked my foot and it detached itself. It was black and yellow but I can't recall if it was a bee. Luckily the wife had a packet of antihistamines. I've not been stung for over 30 years. I was about 10 when I walked through a bees nest and got about 4 or 5 stings.
I've got a bug-a-salt 3.0. It's great fun. I hit 2 wasps yesterday and it really angers them
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Funnily enough I got stung on the sole of my foot yesterday.
Dug that fker out. I was walking through long grass in my flip flops. It got caught in the band and stung. I looked down and flicked my foot and it detached itself. It was black and yellow but I can't recall if it was a bee. Luckily the wife had a packet of antihistamines.
I've not been stung for over 30 years. I was about 10 when I walked through a bees nest and got about 4 or 5 stings.
I've got a bug-a-salt 3.0. It's great fun. I hit 2 wasps yesterday and it really angers them I do recommend!
Looks like it's from a bee. Wasp stings don't detach. Dug that f
ker out. I was walking through long grass in my flip flops. It got caught in the band and stung. I looked down and flicked my foot and it detached itself. It was black and yellow but I can't recall if it was a bee. Luckily the wife had a packet of antihistamines. I've not been stung for over 30 years. I was about 10 when I walked through a bees nest and got about 4 or 5 stings.
I've got a bug-a-salt 3.0. It's great fun. I hit 2 wasps yesterday and it really angers them
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