Use for several kgs of expired E45 Cream?

Use for several kgs of expired E45 Cream?

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HustleRussell

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25,138 posts

165 months

Wednesday 29th September 2021
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Alzheimer’s suffering kleptomaniac has horded the above, about a dozen 500g pump bottles, and I have been tasked with disposing of it somehow. Expiry dates in 2020.

What a sickening waste. There must be people the world over who are suffering with skin conditions but who could never possibly afford to buy cream to treat it.

Surely it never really goes off? The principal ingredient is paraffin.

Nonetheless presumably the idea of donating it through established channels is a non-starter.

Can anyone use one of the unopened ones?

Is there any useful practical applications for it (non-medical?)

I am faced with scraping all the cream into the bin and putting the pump bottles in the recycling.

airsafari87

2,795 posts

187 months

Wednesday 29th September 2021
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A w@nk marathon.

JulianHJ

8,784 posts

267 months

Wednesday 29th September 2021
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I once attended a sudden death of an elderly lady who'd managed to hoard a bin bag's worth of medication, including twenty or thirty tubes of E45. It was all on repeat prescription, a massive range of tablets, lotions, all sorts. It all had to be destroyed as it couldn't be re-distributed. Best thing you can do is bin the lot unfortunately.

shih tzu faced

2,597 posts

54 months

Wednesday 29th September 2021
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airsafari87 said:
A w@nk marathon.
Not much fun staring at 12 tubs of E45 I’d have thought.

Each to their own but I’d just stick with regular porn for that kind of thing.

Boosted LS1

21,198 posts

265 months

Wednesday 29th September 2021
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He's probably one of those hardcore specialists :-)

oddman

2,606 posts

257 months

Wednesday 29th September 2021
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Take it back to the pharmacy. They are used to receiving treasure hordes from elderly patients.

spikeyhead

17,791 posts

202 months

Wednesday 29th September 2021
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It's a reasonable way of softening natural fibre bondage rope, ie jute, hemp and flax.

944 Man

1,775 posts

137 months

Wednesday 29th September 2021
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You could use it for chaps?

BritishBlitz87

661 posts

53 months

Wednesday 29th September 2021
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Stick it on facebook marketplace, someone will have it.

Do NOT list it for free though! Put a nominal price in and you'll filter out most of the weirdos and timewasters who want it posted for free.

carinatauk

1,424 posts

257 months

Thursday 30th September 2021
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Does it really go out of date? Or is it OK still to use?

peterperkins

3,200 posts

247 months

Thursday 30th September 2021
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Expiry dates on stuff like that are a fantasy... It keeps for years...

Just flog it on FB... It costs ~£12 for 500g at Boots, so sell it for a fiver a tub.

louiebaby

10,651 posts

196 months

Thursday 30th September 2021
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From a "return to the pharmacy" option, this is certainly true for medication, and a lot of creams and lotions are medicated so would be best to go back.

E45 doesn't fall into this category, it would be best just to go to land fill. If you wanted to be a little better you could open them up and recycle the pot and pump with your normal plastic recycling.

Personally I'd keep a pot for myself and just use it even though it's expired, and chuck the rest.

HustleRussell

Original Poster:

25,138 posts

165 months

Thursday 30th September 2021
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airsafari87 said:
A w@nk marathon.
Boosted LS1 said:
He's probably one of those hardcore specialists :-)
spikeyhead said:
It's a reasonable way of softening natural fibre bondage rope, ie jute, hemp and flax.
944 Man said:
You could use it for chaps?
GTFO of my browsing history

944 Man

1,775 posts

137 months

Thursday 30th September 2021
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biggrin

VTC

2,039 posts

189 months

Thursday 30th September 2021
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HustleRussell said:
The principal ingredient is paraffin.
PH answer
time for a big Fire?
Any sheds require removal?


Skyedriver

18,523 posts

287 months

Thursday 30th September 2021
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JulianHJ said:
I once attended a sudden death of an elderly lady who'd managed to hoard a bin bag's worth of medication, including twenty or thirty tubes of E45. It was all on repeat prescription, a massive range of tablets, lotions, all sorts. It all had to be destroyed as it couldn't be re-distributed. Best thing you can do is bin the lot unfortunately.
Multiply this by thousands and you can see why the NHS is struggling, the wasted expense is staggering. Add to that the number of people getting basic medication free on prescription (paracetamol for example) and the cost to the NHS is staggering.

WRT to the E45, the best before date is nothing to be worried about, I have it on good authority that it shouldn't go out of date.

boyse7en

7,026 posts

170 months

Thursday 30th September 2021
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BritishBlitz87 said:
Stick it on facebook marketplace, someone will have it.

Do NOT list it for free though! Put a nominal price in and you'll filter out most of the weirdos and timewasters who want it posted for free.
I'd counter that and say DO put it on for free. People will come and get pretty much anything if it is free.
I've got rid of loads of stuff that was too good for the tip but not good enough for ebay without any problems. The only one i ever delivered was a wardrobe, and i just asked for £10 for fuel. Never had anyone ask for anything to be posted, worst ive had is someone turning up a few hours after they said they would.

derektrimblitz

313 posts

166 months

Thursday 30th September 2021
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airsafari87 said:
A w@nk marathon.
I think you’ll find it’s called a ‘w@nkfest’.

spikeyhead

17,791 posts

202 months

Thursday 30th September 2021
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HustleRussell said:
airsafari87 said:
A w@nk marathon.
Boosted LS1 said:
He's probably one of those hardcore specialists :-)
spikeyhead said:
It's a reasonable way of softening natural fibre bondage rope, ie jute, hemp and flax.
944 Man said:
You could use it for chaps?
GTFO of my browsing history
TeeHee

bloomen

7,187 posts

164 months

Friday 1st October 2021
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I would invite all of my friends and family around and serve up a huge pot of delicious E45.