Norovirus - kill me now

Norovirus - kill me now

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Beefmeister

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16,482 posts

235 months

Tuesday 30th April 2013
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I haven't been ill since I was living in Delhi last April and ate some dodgy street food.

But now I have this Norovirus thing. Sweet baby Jesus, what the hell are you supposed to do? I'm just lying in bed, drinking plenty of fluids and eating those Belvita biscuit things, then promptly hurling it all back up again. Been this way for 24hrs now, how fecking long does it last?

The worst part is being quarantined from my 3 month old baby girl, it's killing me not being able to give her a cuddle.

Still, almost finished Series 3 of the Walking Dead, which is nice.

davepoth

29,395 posts

204 months

Tuesday 30th April 2013
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Beefmeister said:
Sweet baby Jesus, what the hell are you supposed to do?
Boxsets, as you've worked out. If you've not watched them, I recommend The Wire and The Sopranos. Hope you feel better soon. wink

texaxile

3,380 posts

155 months

Tuesday 30th April 2013
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Jesus, good luck mate.

My Mrs had it last year, it was pretty horrid to say the least. She was on Dioralyte which is a salt / mineral replacement drink.

I know, your arse is like a blood orange and you never want to see food again. On the plus side you might lose a stone the easy way smile

What do you think of TWD S3?

rohrl

8,826 posts

150 months

Tuesday 30th April 2013
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What are you supposed to do? Vomit, st lots and drink plenty of fluids is the general routine.

It will pass and you will struggle to remember how bad you're feeling right now; such is the nature of illness.

The_Doc

5,040 posts

225 months

Tuesday 30th April 2013
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put a plastic chair in the shower and turn the telly to face it

Vieste

10,532 posts

165 months

Tuesday 30th April 2013
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Loads of it about mehlaugh

The_Doc

5,040 posts

225 months

Tuesday 30th April 2013
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Vieste said:
Loads of it about mehlaugh
yeah, that's a problem, you'll need a mop and domestos

jogon

2,971 posts

163 months

Tuesday 30th April 2013
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The_Doc said:
put a plastic chair in the shower and turn the telly to face it
Had it over Easter and have to agree. Its the stting water while puking at the same time which makes the shower a must, but wasn't lucky enough for a tv, just cold shivering sweats.

Imodium calmed down the squits for me after about 7 hours so I could get some sleep.

Good luck and appreciate the weight loss.

hyperblue

2,813 posts

185 months

Tuesday 30th April 2013
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The_Doc said:
put a plastic chair in the shower and turn the telly to face it
rofl That made me laugh more than it should have, but also praying that I don't get norovirus!

catman

2,490 posts

180 months

Tuesday 30th April 2013
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I had this recently and was off work for seven days! Immodium didn't make much difference either.

I'm 57 and can't remember ever being that ill before.

Tim

taylor172

833 posts

209 months

Tuesday 30th April 2013
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Had it at new year, lost a stone in 3 days!

Symptoms seemed to ease up after 48 hours. Good luck

PinkRinse

365 posts

174 months

Tuesday 30th April 2013
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Deep joy.. just how contagious is it? frown

We had a hammering on the door this morning from the neighbour directly below because our bathroom was flooding his. After scampering about our flat, going in & out & generally trying to turn our water off (didnt work), touching the tools, flash light and tin of WD40 he then told us he had Norovirus. eek

Beefmeister

Original Poster:

16,482 posts

235 months

Tuesday 30th April 2013
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Well I've been told I can't touch or breathe on my baby girl for 5 days just to be safe. It's fairly contagious.

Honestly it's killing me, not being able to hold my little girl.

Chunder Watch: vomming is slowing, though the squits are making up for it. Joy!

DoubleSix

11,837 posts

181 months

Tuesday 30th April 2013
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Get the box set of Eastbound & Down.

Change sheets.

taylor172

833 posts

209 months

Tuesday 30th April 2013
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Pink rinse, if he genuinely had it he wouldn't have been standing looking fine n well, he would be pale as a ghost and producing liquid for at least one end. Lol

Op, get well soon. You'll be find in a couple of days n chances are if it's easing off now the nastyness will have stopped by the morning n it's just getting your strength back

PinkRinse

365 posts

174 months

Tuesday 30th April 2013
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Well he didn't look too clever. Wait n see then!

OP I hope you get better soon and have a lovely cuddle with your baby smile

williredale

2,866 posts

157 months

Tuesday 30th April 2013
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Aah, Norovirus my old friend...

We all had it two years ago. OH and eldest weren't too bad. Youngest kept puking up and we were running the washing machine constantly as she was going through bedding at such a rate.

In between trips to the toilet I was watching the Top Gear Christmas special where they take a trip across the holy land. There is one scene where Hammond emerges from a toilet and refers to 'brown rain'. I knew EXACTLY what he was talking about!

wiliferus

4,112 posts

203 months

Tuesday 30th April 2013
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Wet wipes. You're gonna need wet wipes. Until I had kids and the need for wet wipes in the house, I didn't appreciate quite how kind they are to ones ringer when it's squirting every 15 mins or so.

I eased my self back onto food with dry cream crackers. I've had it twice now, and can honestly say I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

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NiceCupOfTea

25,305 posts

256 months

Tuesday 30th April 2013
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Had it (or something very similar) twice in the last few years, most recently before Christmas. Suspect I picked it up in a school or from crockery in a pub.

Ended up with a few days off work - very unusual for me as I'm self employed!
Shiverinf, foetal position, not sleeping, both ends running wild at the same time and generally wanting to die.

Try not to sneeze...

rohrl

8,826 posts

150 months

Tuesday 30th April 2013
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wiliferus said:
Wet wipes. You're gonna need wet wipes. Until I had kids and the need for wet wipes in the house, I didn't appreciate quite how kind they are to ones ringer when it's squirting every 15 mins or so.

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I would add to this by advising that you never ever try to soothe the affected part with Anbesol mouth ulcer gel. I did it so you don't have to.