AAAARRRRRGHH!!!!!.....Women!!!!!!!!

AAAARRRRRGHH!!!!!.....Women!!!!!!!!

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Utterly Clueless

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Sunday 22nd March 2009
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Why the fk is it that she's allowed to ask her friends if she should get into a relationship with me, and she's the fking one who then doesnt speak to me and then fks me about strings me along and fks me off at the end of it, but yet when I say that its hardly fair and explain it upset me a bit I'm the fking asshole who then shouldnt speak to her for a while, because I apparently made her feel like st, so she calms down!!!!

What about me, do you think I dont feel like st after being fked around!!!!1
fkING WOMEN!!!!!!!!!

Edited by Utterly Clueless on Sunday 22 March 19:35

Utterly Clueless

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To explain, a (now) ex girlfriend of mine had to ask her friends if she should get into a relationship with me, strung me along for a bit and finished me.

I've known her for 5 years, had strong feelings for her for about 2-3 and so decided to give things a shot. she said yes, the broke it off shortly after saying she 'just didnt feel it'.

it upset me a bit (probably amplified due to excessive drinking (not through depresseionm was out on the lash with the lads)) and i explained that it had upset me a bit being fked around, apparently that made her feel like st and i'm now not to speak to her for a little while as a result.!!!!!

Utterly Clueless

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to late to edit now as it will probably have been quoted but by 'just didnt feel it' i dont mean sex i mean she didnt feel the relationship would go anywhere.

(awaits lots of replies related to a small cock etc etc)

Utterly Clueless

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Sunday 22nd March 2009
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oobster said:
I wish I was 13 again.
not 13, im 20, she's 18.

women supposedly maturing faster than men you'd expect something with a bit more reason but alas, this was not the case

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Nobody You Know said:
Too many drugs, thats what I reckon...

Really though mate, women are fked in the head. There is no reasoning with them.

Also from your second description it doesn't sound like it was ever going to work out.
yeah, quite clever of her to keep that untill the end then

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Sunday 22nd March 2009
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Glassman said:
The problem might be:

A. Age;
I dont think age factored into it much


Glassman said:
B. He drives a MkIII Golf;
she likes me golf


Glassman said:
C. He's Welsh.
I'm english


Glassman said:
D. He's partially admitted having a small penis.
I didnt partially admit, i just noticed that my words were easily twsitable and already expecting it to be quoted twsited and mocked i decided to try and provide a counter. seems i just insitaged something that may not have been noticed

Utterly Clueless

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Sunday 22nd March 2009
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she likes sex and im not overly fussed, that could have been the issue

Utterly Clueless

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oobster said:
Let me point out the part where you went wrong:

Utterly Clueless said:
I say that its hardly fair and explain it upset me a bit
Your WAY too needy.
no, im not. you know what its like, you feel a bit crap, you drink and it just exacerbates things, and by the 10th pint your likely to say summat silly. that pretty much what happened

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oobster said:
Utterly Clueless said:
she likes sex and im not overly fussed, that could have been the issue
PM me with her number.
why PM it when i could broadcast it for all to see (or is that against forum rules?)

Utterly Clueless

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Glassman said:
22 mins after posting this up... you went for a pay at pump question...
yeah, and whats that got to do with anything, if im pissed off at a woman for doing something am i not allowed to ask a question thats unrealted in a different thread in a different sub forum? Must i sit in a dark corner and contemplate murdering her and her whole family for a couple days or do i just get it out of my system and carry on with my day? personally i think the latter, but if you cant think about more than one thing at once then dont make out its a bad thing when someone starts two different threads that are on completely different topics.

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pinchmeimdreamin said:
Utterly Clueless said:
she likes sex and im not overly fussed, that could have been the issue
You dont like sex your 20 and still live with your parents you have a "soft spot" for you MK2 golf confused

IMHO its you who has the problem not your EX!!!
i didnt say i dont like sex. I do like it, but im not obsessed and its not the only thing i want in a relationship. I prefer a relationship based around how you feel towards the other person rather than how much the other person puts out.

im 20 and live at home because i cant afford to move out, its not my fault I've got a stty part time job and nowhere else even has the common courtesy to get back to me when i apply for a job.

i applied to about 40 different places, 2 got back to me appologising and the rest didnt even get into contact with me in any way. its not that im not trying, its just its not happening.

and its a MK3 golf, not a MK2

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OllieWinchester said:
So, you do sort of like sex, but she obviously likes it a lot more than you, and she's 18. She sounds like a go-er. You need to satisfy her sexually before you can expect anything more from her, and this is her way of saying that you aren't.
how can you 'satisfy' someone who wont even acknowledge your exsistance.

asked her if she wanted to go for a drink one night. no reply.

i had to drop stuff off for a mate who lives near her, asked her if she was in an if it was ok for me to pop and 'say hi', she was revising for her end of year exams and was then going to watch skins. and thats when i gave up.

and then about an hour later she called it off.

Unfortunately i cant draw a line between pestering and showing an interest, so to save seeming clingy i will, say for example, send a text, if i get a reply i will continue texting. when the replies stop i stop. If i dont get a reply, i then wont text until the evening or next day.




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Loaded1me said:
Utterly Clueless said:
seems i just insitaged something that may not have been noticed
Is that not just summing up the entire relationship? I.e. she wanted a shag, you wanted marriage, stability and petrol for your car? laugh
i was about to defend myself then, but realised its futile.

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OllieWinchester said:
Oh, and stop humiliating yourself on here, why post in the P+P about things like this? You truly are a glutton for punishment....
as sad as it is, seeing the keyboard warrior rip me to shreds amuses me, so after a bad day in work, or something else i just post something on here i know i will get flamed for, let the insults roll in 'defend' myself, and laugh at how far off the mark people are. I'll now probably be considered a troll, but I'm not, to my recollection ive only ever done that 5 times.


Edited by Utterly Clueless on Sunday 22 March 21:08

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It just gets to me a bit as ive chased this girl for nearly 5 years and when i finally get her i fell at the first hurdle because i wouldnt fk her within 2 days of the relationship so she then ignored me for a little while and then ended it. its not the 'relationship' (if something that short can be called such a thing) got to me, its the fact i wasted a few years of my life chasing her. I'm like a dog chasing cars, but as soon as i catch one i dunno what to do.

Edited by Utterly Clueless on Sunday 22 March 23:43

Utterly Clueless

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AJS- said:
Are you a virgin?
no, but i was until i was 18 and have only had sex the once, again here comes the pisstaking, but oh well.

Edited by Utterly Clueless on Sunday 22 March 23:44

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OllieWinchester said:
When will you learn. Stop dropping yourself in it FFS! You are either a troll, or you get off on being ridiculed on a public forum. Throw your bloody PC out of the window and go out with your mates or something!
I would if i had friends.

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Slagathore said:
Even if you're offered a sympathy shag you'll probably turn it down.

I don't get it!
I'm stupid, but not THAT stupid

Utterly Clueless

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ianash said:
Utterly Clueless said:
OllieWinchester said:
When will you learn. Stop dropping yourself in it FFS! You are either a troll, or you get off on being ridiculed on a public forum. Throw your bloody PC out of the window and go out with your mates or something!
I would if i had friends.
Don't you have a family member you can confide in?
nope, i'm adopted so just generally feel inadequate so never really try to better myself. its a bad mentality but its one ive had for many years, and never tell anyone anything and just bottle everything up

Edited by Utterly Clueless on Sunday 22 March 23:54

Utterly Clueless

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schmalex said:
Utterly Clueless said:
AJS- said:
Are you a virgin?
no, but i was until i was 18 and have only had sex the once, again here comes the pisstaking, but oh well.

Edited by Utterly Clueless on Sunday 22 March 23:44
Mate, it's no wonder she finished it. You're going to be like a bomb in a yoghurt shop when you spaff.

Poor girl just doesn't want to drown, that's all.
if you were here in person i would shake your hand, you've just made me genuinely laugh out loud
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