What do you think to this? (Not car related)
What do you think to this? (Not car related)
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Original Poster:

13 posts

174 months

Thursday 10th February 2011
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Note: This should be in the lounge but with this being a new account there's the 14 day probation. Mods: move it if needs be. I'm a member but too ashamed to post this under my regular username!

What are your views on this?

I live in a block of flats. Civilised people and generally populated of professionals. Been here a few months. No trouble or much dealings with the other occupants. All seem decent enough. Small block, 10 flats. Got in from work tonight at 5pm. Everything fine. 45 minutes later, my girlfriend arrived home and the door mat had been moved and there was something under it. Turns out to be a jazz mag of the queer variety with a questionable substance upon it.

What do you take this to mean!? We're confused. I could kind of understand if it was a student block on a Friday night but middle of the afternoon on a Thursday? What's going on. I don't think we have done anything to annoy anyone, in fact we rarely even see or speak to anybody so it's not like we know them well enough for them to do it in a jokey way. The block is secure so it was most likely somebody who lives in the block. Somebody having a laugh or something more sinister?

My other half laughed it off but to be honest, I'm quite annoyed. No other mats appeared to have been moved. What would you do next. Forget about it or try and chase it up.

Urban Sports

11,321 posts

219 months

Thursday 10th February 2011
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Does somebody know something your Mrs doesn't?

hehe

drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

227 months

Thursday 10th February 2011
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Keep it. The DNA will stay for a while. If some weirdo does it again tell the police. Trouble with thickos like this is that leaving their 'evidence' all over the place is a bit dim.



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Original Poster:

13 posts

174 months

Thursday 10th February 2011
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Funny you should say that actually. Play footy on a Sunday night. Mate dropped me off outside and we were chatting for a while (sounds bad!), car was a little steamy (again, not in that way). A few people came and went from the block and glanced over. One car gave a beep as the, I assume, thought it was somebody up to no good.

Then 4 days later, this happens. Might not be related, just me being paranoid.

Also, the mag is dated Jan 2011 so somebody has actually put some thought into it. Just seems a bit weird to buy a bent jazz mag and place it there.

Actually quite annoyed. She said that it's not something you would do if somebody had got your back up.

soad

34,009 posts

192 months

Thursday 10th February 2011
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Sounds like someone got you labelled as a gheyer lmao. forget it for now until any further developments occur, potentially. keep the evidence too

Edited by soad on Thursday 10th February 20:09

Council Baby

19,741 posts

206 months

Thursday 10th February 2011
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you fking what rofl

Cum on... errr

Covert security camera outside the door, motion sensitive, if it happens again return the favour by getting a coprophila mag or internet print out, defecate on it and put it under their mat.

HTH

silverthorn2151

6,335 posts

195 months

Thursday 10th February 2011
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It could be that you have a nutter gay admirer and this is an invitation to come and play?

Thom987

3,185 posts

182 months

Thursday 10th February 2011
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The local bum burglar is going to be paying you a visit soon.

HTH

Gretchen

19,481 posts

232 months

Thursday 10th February 2011
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silverthorn2151 said:
It could be that you have a nutter gay admirer and this is an invitation to come and play?
I'm going with this one.

Well, not going with in that sense, obviously, he's not my type.


Albert Bridge

896 posts

209 months

Thursday 10th February 2011
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laugh You have an admirer.thumbup

Pickled Piper

6,441 posts

251 months

Thursday 10th February 2011
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Your footy mate. Is he Gay? Do footballer still take a communal bath together.

It may be his way of approaching you and testing the water as it were. Could you have inadvertently been giving him signals?

pp

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

241 months

Thursday 10th February 2011
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"Football friend" eh?



ETA - and of course the two incidents are related. You've got yourself a homophobic nutter in the block.

Sleep tight.

Edited by Famous Graham on Thursday 10th February 21:26

DrTre

12,955 posts

248 months

Thursday 10th February 2011
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Something spooky going on here...I think you've been visited by an poltergayst.

I wouldn't lick the "ectoplasm" if I were you.

offshorematt2

866 posts

232 months

Thursday 10th February 2011
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Think I've posted this before...but it's apt and still makes me laugh. One of my mates was out the country for a month, so the day he got back we were all sitting in his room (he lived with his dad) catching up. We kept suggesting that in his absence his dad had probably been watching his Sky in his room (the only Sky box in the house at the time). This progressed on to suggesting that his dad had probably been watching the adult channels in his room at night. Once the seed was sown, we hid porn under the cushions on his armchair. By a stroke of luck he found it while we were still there - I'll never forget the look of horror and disgust on his face biggrin Found out later that he didn't speak to his dad for about a week.

By the way, I didn't put the mag under your doormat...

Neil H

15,403 posts

267 months

Thursday 10th February 2011
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Famous Graham said:
ETA - and of course the two incidents are related. You've got yourself a homophobic nutter in the block.

Sleep tight.
This is what I'm thinking too, to go as far as doing that, it's got to be someone pretty fking weird.

Put a note up to casuallly inform everyone that the police may be around soon enquiring into the recent break-in and sexual harassment case, once the DNA results are back.

xr287

874 posts

196 months

Thursday 10th February 2011
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Stick a note on your door thanking whoever it was for their interesting way of expressing interest in you, you're flattered but unfortunately are not gay.

So they realise you're not gay and feel a bit silly.

But you should get a dna sample from it just for interest, it would drive me nuts if I never found out who did it.

bucksmanuk

2,343 posts

186 months

Thursday 10th February 2011
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Neil H said:
This is what I'm thinking too, to go as far as doing that, it's got to be someone pretty fking weird.

Put a note up to casuallly inform everyone that the police may be around soon enquiring into the recent break-in and sexual harassment case, once the DNA results are back.
yes

Bullett

11,051 posts

200 months

Thursday 10th February 2011
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bookmarked....

FraserLFA

5,083 posts

190 months

Thursday 10th February 2011
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Custard or it didn.....

Scrap that.

ROB_GTR

1,818 posts

241 months

Thursday 10th February 2011
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Does the person on the page that has the errr jizz on look anything like you?

Be afraid, be VERY AFRAID!!!!

Keep your doors locked, especially your 'back door' lol