Geek Jokes

[Salgar]

So I'm a geek, of sorts, and I love a good geek joke


This has been keeping me amused for a few days now.

Edsger Dijkstra


What are you favourite geek jokes?

[Marf]

[bobthepsycho]

Another XKCD fan!

[Greenwich Ross]

There's 10 types of people in this world.

Those who understand binary and those who don't.

[Marf]

[Jacobyte]

bobthepsycho said:

Another XKCD fan!

Sean Connery thread please.

(see what I did there?)

[71notout]

My new year resolution is 1024x768.

[wiffmaster]

[Origin Unknown]

[MagicalTrevor]

Marf said:

A great one

[Hugh74]

[Beartato]

My girlfriend is scared of pie. I keep telling her it's just an irrational phobia.

[groucho]

Demis Roussos

[Steamer]

The kind of cake I think that would win Dobby over.

[Famous Graham]

I might be wearing this t-shirt...

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(words on front, graph on back)

[Jasandjules]

Beartato said:

My girlfriend is scared of pi. I keep telling her it's just an irrational
phobia.

EFA.

And presumably showing my level of Geek.

[Frederick]

Origin Unknown said:

That is uber awesome

[TheEnd]

I liked their New years ones too



And for a bit clevererer
Why do Computer programmers give Pumpkins at Christmas?
Because Oct31 is Dec25

[AcidReflux]

Awesome thread. Bookmarked!

[jas xjr]

How can you tell if a geek is an extrovert ? He looks at your shoes as he talks to you