DODGY take-away!!!
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my wife just told me a TRUE story that one of her (hairdressing) clients told her recently.
A little while ago this client went for a take-away and had some kind of beef-orientated dish etc etc - anyway, half way through the meal the client got something small caught inbetween his back teeth, like you do sometimes.
A few days later he went to his dentist, who removed the obstruction.
The dentist was horrified to report that the obstruction wasnt food, or animal bone . . . . but in fact part of one of those pet identifcation micro-chips!!
NICE.
khushy
PS - this post in in no way meant to single-out takeaway shops of any kind - I love them - they provide an invaluable service to all of man-kind!!!
A little while ago this client went for a take-away and had some kind of beef-orientated dish etc etc - anyway, half way through the meal the client got something small caught inbetween his back teeth, like you do sometimes.
A few days later he went to his dentist, who removed the obstruction.
The dentist was horrified to report that the obstruction wasnt food, or animal bone . . . . but in fact part of one of those pet identifcation micro-chips!!
NICE.
khushy
PS - this post in in no way meant to single-out takeaway shops of any kind - I love them - they provide an invaluable service to all of man-kind!!!
Edited by khushy on Wednesday 29th December 08:30
Edited by khushy on Thursday 30th December 18:50
khushy said:
my wife just told me a TRUE story that one of her (hairdressing) clients told her recently.
A little while ago this client went for a take-away and had some kind of beef-orientated dish etc etc - anyway, half way through the meal the client got something small caught inbetween his back teeth, like you do sometimes.
A few days later he went to his dentist, who removed the obstruction.
The dentist was horrified to report that the obstruction wasnt food, or animal bone . . . . but in fact one of those pet identifcation chips!!
NICE.
khushy
PS - this post in in no way meant to single-out takeaway shops of any kind - I love - they provide an invaluable service to all of man-kind!!!
And this is in GG why? A little while ago this client went for a take-away and had some kind of beef-orientated dish etc etc - anyway, half way through the meal the client got something small caught inbetween his back teeth, like you do sometimes.
A few days later he went to his dentist, who removed the obstruction.
The dentist was horrified to report that the obstruction wasnt food, or animal bone . . . . but in fact one of those pet identifcation chips!!
NICE.
khushy
PS - this post in in no way meant to single-out takeaway shops of any kind - I love - they provide an invaluable service to all of man-kind!!!

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khushy said:
my wife just told me a TRUE story that one of her (hairdressing) clients told her recently.
A little while ago this client went for a take-away and had some kind of beef-orientated dish etc etc - anyway, half way through the meal the client got something small caught inbetween his back teeth, like you do sometimes.
A few days later he went to his dentist, who removed the obstruction.
The dentist was horrified to report that the obstruction wasnt food, or animal bone . . . . but in fact one of those pet identifcation chips!!
NICE.
khushy
PS - this post in in no way meant to single-out takeaway shops of any kind - I love - they provide an invaluable service to all of man-kind!!!
One ofg 'those' true storiesA little while ago this client went for a take-away and had some kind of beef-orientated dish etc etc - anyway, half way through the meal the client got something small caught inbetween his back teeth, like you do sometimes.
A few days later he went to his dentist, who removed the obstruction.
The dentist was horrified to report that the obstruction wasnt food, or animal bone . . . . but in fact one of those pet identifcation chips!!
NICE.
khushy
PS - this post in in no way meant to single-out takeaway shops of any kind - I love - they provide an invaluable service to all of man-kind!!!
Up there with the rats found in the KFC freezers and the 'Mayo' in a McDonalds Chicken burger which turned out to be a cyst
khushy said:
The dentist was horrified to report that the obstruction wasnt food, or animal bone . . . . but in fact part of one of those pet identifcation micro-chips!!
khushy said:
apologies - it was "part" of a micro-chip!
So the dentist happened know exactly what part of a pet-identifying micro chip looked like?khushy said:
my wife just told me a TRUE story that one of her (hairdressing) clients told her recently.
A little while ago this client went for a take-away and had some kind of beef-orientated dish etc etc - anyway, half way through the meal the client got something small caught inbetween his back teeth, like you do sometimes.
A few days later he went to his dentist, who removed the obstruction.
The dentist was horrified to report that the obstruction wasnt food, or animal bone . . . . but in fact part of one of those pet identifcation micro-chips!!
NICE.
khushy
PS - this post in in no way meant to single-out takeaway shops of any kind - I love - they provide an invaluable service to all of man-kind!!!
OMG. Thats terrible!A little while ago this client went for a take-away and had some kind of beef-orientated dish etc etc - anyway, half way through the meal the client got something small caught inbetween his back teeth, like you do sometimes.
A few days later he went to his dentist, who removed the obstruction.
The dentist was horrified to report that the obstruction wasnt food, or animal bone . . . . but in fact part of one of those pet identifcation micro-chips!!
NICE.
khushy
PS - this post in in no way meant to single-out takeaway shops of any kind - I love - they provide an invaluable service to all of man-kind!!!
Edited by khushy on Wednesday 29th December 08:30
My wife told me that a friend of hers went to sleep with her head underneath her pillow and the tooth fairies took all her teeth out!!!!
OMG!
The worst takeaway I ever had was when I new place opened up in my home town. Ordered the usual smattering of indian-based pies, slopped the piping hot chicken madras out on to my plate and took a big ol' bite of chicken... only to find the chicken was still raw - and I mean totally raw - gagged a bit, phoned restaurant, shouted a lot.
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