DODGY take-away!!!
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khushy

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3,967 posts

235 months

Wednesday 29th December 2010
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my wife just told me a TRUE story that one of her (hairdressing) clients told her recently.

A little while ago this client went for a take-away and had some kind of beef-orientated dish etc etc - anyway, half way through the meal the client got something small caught inbetween his back teeth, like you do sometimes.

A few days later he went to his dentist, who removed the obstruction.

The dentist was horrified to report that the obstruction wasnt food, or animal bone . . . . but in fact part of one of those pet identifcation micro-chips!!

NICE.

khushy

PS - this post in in no way meant to single-out takeaway shops of any kind - I love them - they provide an invaluable service to all of man-kind!!!

Edited by khushy on Wednesday 29th December 08:30


Edited by khushy on Thursday 30th December 18:50

james_tigerwoods

16,341 posts

213 months

Wednesday 29th December 2010
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khushy said:
my wife just told me a TRUE story that one of her (hairdressing) clients told her recently.

A little while ago this client went for a take-away and had some kind of beef-orientated dish etc etc - anyway, half way through the meal the client got something small caught inbetween his back teeth, like you do sometimes.

A few days later he went to his dentist, who removed the obstruction.

The dentist was horrified to report that the obstruction wasnt food, or animal bone . . . . but in fact one of those pet identifcation chips!!

NICE.

khushy

PS - this post in in no way meant to single-out takeaway shops of any kind - I love - they provide an invaluable service to all of man-kind!!!
And this is in GG why? smile

PS.




Bill

55,850 posts

271 months

Wednesday 29th December 2010
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khushy said:
they provide an invaluable service to all of man-kind!!!
As invaluable as Snopes?

OllieWinchester

5,688 posts

208 months

Wednesday 29th December 2010
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hehe @ snopes.

Look it up OP.

HOGEPH

5,249 posts

202 months

Wednesday 29th December 2010
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Maybe it was a doggy take-away?

flyingjase

3,094 posts

247 months

Wednesday 29th December 2010
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khushy said:
my wife just told me a TRUE story that one of her (hairdressing) clients told her recently.

A little while ago this client went for a take-away and had some kind of beef-orientated dish etc etc - anyway, half way through the meal the client got something small caught inbetween his back teeth, like you do sometimes.

A few days later he went to his dentist, who removed the obstruction.

The dentist was horrified to report that the obstruction wasnt food, or animal bone . . . . but in fact one of those pet identifcation chips!!

NICE.

khushy

PS - this post in in no way meant to single-out takeaway shops of any kind - I love - they provide an invaluable service to all of man-kind!!!
One ofg 'those' true stories

Up there with the rats found in the KFC freezers and the 'Mayo' in a McDonalds Chicken burger which turned out to be a cyst

base

321 posts

196 months

Wednesday 29th December 2010
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so they could not pull one of these out,.........................i call bullst without the help of snoops,

Edited by base on Wednesday 29th December 08:26

khushy

Original Poster:

3,967 posts

235 months

Wednesday 29th December 2010
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apologies - it was "part" of a micro-chip!

thinfourth2

32,414 posts

220 months

Wednesday 29th December 2010
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What the chips that go under the skin and not into the muscle.

If you have ever skinned a bunny you would realise how much total bks this story is.

Sprouts

865 posts

205 months

Wednesday 29th December 2010
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khushy said:
apologies - it was "part" of a micro-chip!
half chips half rice then ?

Egg Chaser

4,954 posts

183 months

Wednesday 29th December 2010
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khushy said:
The dentist was horrified to report that the obstruction wasnt food, or animal bone . . . . but in fact part of one of those pet identifcation micro-chips!!
khushy said:
apologies - it was "part" of a micro-chip!
So the dentist happened know exactly what part of a pet-identifying micro chip looked like?

daemon

37,800 posts

213 months

Wednesday 29th December 2010
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khushy said:
my wife just told me a TRUE story that one of her (hairdressing) clients told her recently.

A little while ago this client went for a take-away and had some kind of beef-orientated dish etc etc - anyway, half way through the meal the client got something small caught inbetween his back teeth, like you do sometimes.

A few days later he went to his dentist, who removed the obstruction.

The dentist was horrified to report that the obstruction wasnt food, or animal bone . . . . but in fact part of one of those pet identifcation micro-chips!!

NICE.

khushy

PS - this post in in no way meant to single-out takeaway shops of any kind - I love - they provide an invaluable service to all of man-kind!!!

Edited by khushy on Wednesday 29th December 08:30
OMG. Thats terrible!

My wife told me that a friend of hers went to sleep with her head underneath her pillow and the tooth fairies took all her teeth out!!!!

OMG!

Steamer

14,059 posts

229 months

Wednesday 29th December 2010
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Sprouts said:
half chips half rice then ?
clap


Blib

46,134 posts

213 months

Wednesday 29th December 2010
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daemon said:
OMG. Thats terrible!

My wife told me that a friend of hers went to sleep with her head underneath her pillow and the tooth fairies took all her teeth out!!!!

OMG!
rofl

Shaw Tarse

31,810 posts

219 months

Wednesday 29th December 2010
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Steamer said:
Sprouts said:
half chips half rice then ?
clap
hehe

sleep envy

62,260 posts

265 months

Wednesday 29th December 2010
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khushy said:
my wife just told me a TRUE story that one of her (hairdressing) clients told her recently.
if you type 'true' in caps is that equivalent to 'FACT'?

GarryA

4,700 posts

180 months

Wednesday 29th December 2010
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Blib said:
daemon said:
OMG. Thats terrible!

My wife told me that a friend of hers went to sleep with her head underneath her pillow and the tooth fairies took all her teeth out!!!!

OMG!
rofl
rofl

W00DY

16,104 posts

242 months

Wednesday 29th December 2010
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Blib said:
daemon said:
OMG. Thats terrible!

My wife told me that a friend of hers went to sleep with her head underneath her pillow and the tooth fairies took all her teeth out!!!!

OMG!
rofl
rofl

scratchchin Wonder how much money she got.

Jonny671

29,673 posts

205 months

Wednesday 29th December 2010
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sleep envy said:
khushy said:
my wife just told me a TRUE story that one of her (hairdressing) clients told her recently.
if you type 'true' in caps is that equivalent to 'FACT'?
Just to PROVE its not MADE UP.

Rawwr

22,722 posts

250 months

Wednesday 29th December 2010
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The worst takeaway I ever had was when I new place opened up in my home town. Ordered the usual smattering of indian-based pies, slopped the piping hot chicken madras out on to my plate and took a big ol' bite of chicken... only to find the chicken was still raw - and I mean totally raw - gagged a bit, phoned restaurant, shouted a lot.