What's your favorite quotation?

What's your favorite quotation?

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stewy68

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1,826 posts

250 months

Monday 8th March 2004
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What's everyone's favorite quotation?

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Mark Twain

What's yours?

Cabby

3,942 posts

271 months

Monday 8th March 2004
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Churchill - when confronted by some old bat who said "My god man, your drunk!"

To which he replied "Yes ma'm, and you are ugly! But I shall be sober in the morning!"

Not sure if there was a reply!

Paul.

Rob P

5,785 posts

271 months

Monday 8th March 2004
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"Racing is life, everything in-between is just waiting"
Steve McQueen

"You can sleep in a car, but you cant drive a house"
Anon

beano500

20,854 posts

282 months

Monday 8th March 2004
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"Woof - that's my other dog impression"

(Donald Sutherland as Oddball in Kelly's Heros)

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

262 months

Monday 8th March 2004
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"When there is where to be it done good but not like I said yesterday nobody listens"






































John Prescott

tja

1,175 posts

261 months

Monday 8th March 2004
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First they came for the Communists,
and I didn’t speak up,
because I wasn’t a Communist.
Then they came for the Jews,
and I didn’t speak up,
because I wasn’t a Jew.
Then they came for the Catholics,
and I didn’t speak up,
because I was a Protestant.
Then they came for me,
and by that time there was no one
left to speak up for me.

Rev. Martin Niemoller, 1945

V6GTO

11,579 posts

249 months

Monday 8th March 2004
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My fave saying is my own ( and it's on the bottom of my numberplate)....When someone gives me a good reason to grow up I'll think about it.

BrianTheYank

7,585 posts

257 months

Monday 8th March 2004
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Rob P said:
"Racing is life, everything in-between is just waiting"
Steve McQueen

"You can sleep in a car, but you cant drive a house"
Anon


Those get my vote. Cant think of any good ones myself.

Wacky Racer

38,981 posts

254 months

Monday 8th March 2004
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"A man who is tired of London is tired of life"........Dr. Samuel Johnstone



"Football isn't a matter of life and death, it's more important than that".........Bill Shankley



"And the referee looks at his whistle and blows his watch".....Kenneth Woolstenholme (1967)


rico

7,916 posts

262 months

Monday 8th March 2004
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"You're damned it you do... damned if you don't" Bart Simpson

john_p

7,073 posts

257 months

Monday 8th March 2004
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Another Churchill one:

"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
--Lady Astor to Winston Churchill

"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
--His reply

paolow

3,246 posts

265 months

Monday 8th March 2004
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Cabby said:
Churchill - when confronted by some old bat who said "My god man, your drunk!"

To which he replied "Yes ma'm, and you are ugly! But I shall be sober in the morning!"

Not sure if there was a reply!

Paul.



i believe someone also said to churchill, "if i were your wife, id poison your coffee" to which he replied "if you were my wife id drink it!"

arse - beaten to it by 3 minutes



>> Edited by paolow on Monday 8th March 19:53

Lois

14,706 posts

259 months

Monday 8th March 2004
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1 1 was a racehorse
1 2 was 1 2
if 1 1 1 1race
1 2 1 1 2

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

262 months

Monday 8th March 2004
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"The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly."
Abraham Lincoln


"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
Benjamin Franklin


"By a free country, I mean a country where people are allowed, so long as they do not hurt their neighbours, to do as they like.
I do not mean a country where six men may make five men do exactly as they like."
Lord Salisbury


"When People fear the Government, it's tyranny. When the government fears the people, it's liberty."
Benjamin Franklin


"Mine's a pint."
John Prescott


paolow

3,246 posts

265 months

Monday 8th March 2004
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tony blair in reference to the millennium dome.

"If we can't run this then we're not much of a government,"

ErnestM

11,621 posts

274 months

Monday 8th March 2004
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An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. - Sir Winston Churchill

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. - Sir Winston Churchill

When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. - Ronald Reagan

Beware the fury of a patient man. - John Dryden

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do, and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. - George S. Patton

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them quite so much. - Oscar Wilde

Free advice is seldom cheap - the 59th rule of acquisition



ErnestM

doobs

736 posts

257 months

Monday 8th March 2004
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Procul hinc, procul este severae
(sp?)

Ovid

paolow

3,246 posts

265 months

Monday 8th March 2004
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doobs said:
Procul hinc, procul este severae
(sp?)

Ovid


and for those that dont speak latin?

doobs

736 posts

257 months

Monday 8th March 2004
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I was wondering if anyone else knew it, but since that could take a while ....

"Far hence, stay far grim woman"

Dunno why he said it, just noticed it in a book of quotes (and yes it had the translation with it).

Kenny Chim 4

1,604 posts

265 months

Monday 8th March 2004
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"You have to get fully behind someone ..

..before you can stab them in the back."


David Brent.