Apple based jokes/puns.

[GTIR]

Going on other threads PH is the place to ask for jokes or puns.

I need some apple related puns for an apple named business. I have so far;
"We are appealing"
"We pip the rest"
"Its our core business"

Off you go then.

[cobra kid]

Crumble.....

[Rollcage]

This will be a rotten thread, I reckon!

[10 Pence Short]

Recommended by Mrs. G. Smith.

Edited by 10 Pence Short on Saturday 2nd January 17:04

[Rollcage]

Were not Coxes!

[Ace-T]

Oh, I thought you meant the computer company...

Still, one for the uber geeks out there:


How many Apple Newton users does it take to change a light bulb?

Faux, there to eat lemons. Cold axe soup.


Cracks me up every time

Trace

[robinhood21]

I recon you will be needing some in'cider help with this.

[GTIR]

Very poor.

[Steamer]

"selling you over priced goods in snazzy packaging... but you'll buy it anyway"

oh thats been done

...and I keep falling for it.

[robinhood21]

GTIR said:

Very poor.

No need to get crabby.