SWMBO

[Andehh]

I made the cardinal sin of criticising her, christ almighty I am so far into the dog house I fear I may never be able to come out again. Pray for me gents

[Shaw Tarse]

You're doomed!
What did you say?

[Blib]

Was it because you post threads in the wrong forum?

[Ray Luxury-Yacht]

Our Father, which aren't in Heaven, hallowed be thy name etc...deliver Andehh from his girlfiend's evils, and ensure his car has the power and the glory, for ever and ever, amen.

[Andehh]

I asked her where the remote is, she told me she'd given it to me. I hunt all over the room, only to find it on the table next to her, under one of her magazines. I mention the fact that there could have been ways in which she could have been helpful towards the cause of me finding the remote. I remain cowering in the corner.

[edo]

SWMBO???

If you hate her that much, why are you with her for fks sake? Jesus, I can't tell you how pathetic in this day an age - however tongue in cheek - this term comes across.

<off my soap box>

Edited by edo on Tuesday 29th December 21:20

[Pints]

edo said:

SWMBO???

If you hate her that much, why are you with her for fks sake? Jesus, I can't tell you how pathetic in this day an age - however tongue in cheek - this term comes across.

<off my soap box>

Edited by edo on Tuesday 29th December 21:20

Woah! Who mentioned "hate"?

[Andehh]

edo said:

SWMBO???

If you hate her that much, why are you with her for fks sake? Jesus, I can't tell you how pathetic in this day an age - however tongue in cheek - this term comes across.

<off my soap box>

Woooooow there tiger, i certainly dont hate her!
Whilst she may be the bain of my life at times there are the odd, fleeting occasions where I take my body armour & helmet off and go to defcon 4!

Edited by Andehh on Tuesday 29th December 21:26

[Tyre_Tread]

Andehh said:

edo said:

SWMBO???

If you hate her that much, why are you with her for fks sake? Jesus, I can't tell you how pathetic in this day an age - however tongue in cheek - this term comes across.

<off my soap box>

Woooooow there tiger, i certainly dont hate her!
Whilst she may be the bain of my life at times there are the odd, fleeting occasions where I take my body armour & helmet off and go to defcon 4!

Edited by Andehh on Tuesday 29th December 21:26

[beavisandbutthead] Hehe, he said helmet [/beavisandbutthead]

[Kinky]

Blib said:

Was it because you post threads in the wrong forum?

I've moved it to the right forum now ..... all this talk of dog houses ..... it seemed to be the obvious place

[Andehh]

haha, seems like a fitting forum. Once out of the dog house ill be left in the garden then its a DIY job of finding a way back into the house!

[PaulHogan]

You've been pussy whipped.

[Kinky]

PaulHogan said:

You've been pussy whipped.

Oh, hold on, I'd best move it to the cat forum then

[Rufus]

What is a 'SWMBO'?

[V8mate]

Kinky said:

I've moved it to the right forum now .....

This thread had a 'right forum'?

[Kit80]

Rufus said:

What is a 'SWMBO'?

She Who Must be obeyed.

Learn it. Live it.

[MitchT]

Andehh said:

I made the cardinal sin of criticising her, christ almighty I am so far into the dog house I fear I may never be able to come out again. Pray for me gents

Just teach the dog to give BJs and stay there.

[Justayellowbadge]

Rufus said:

What is a 'SWMBO'?

She Who Must Be Obeyed.

Or, OH, affectionately.

From Mortimer, with roots to Haggard.

[NoNeed]

So wheres the dog? or is your dog house one of them massive ones you both fit in?

[Lord Flathead]

Kit80 said:

Rufus said:

What is a 'SWMBO'?

She Who Must be obeyed.

Learn it. Live it.

She Winges Mad bh Ogre