Witty punchline required . . .

[Digger]

"Doctor Doctor!
. . .I've been blinded by Beauty"

So what is the Doc's witty retort?

[TheCaseAce]

"... bend over and I'll introduce you to the Beast"

[Famous Graham]

"Why are you telling me? I'm a doctor, not a vet."







No, that's crap.

[Plotloss]

Digger said:

"Doctor Doctor!
. . .I've been blinded by Beauty"

So what is the Doc's witty retort?

Obviously Madam, you're in an ironmongers.

[TonyHetherington]

"This is Tescos, madam".

[Murray993]

stop sucking him off he'll stop kicking you in the eye

[BarnatosGhost]

Its curtains for you.



blinded....curtains...no? Ok.

[Carfiend]

"I think we can rule out a mirror being the cause here"

[StevieBee]

Digger said:

"Doctor Doctor!
. . .I've been blinded by Beauty"

Black?

Yes, but I was born here you slitty eyed nomad!

[ofcorsa]

No madam, Thats the pepper spray

[Jinx]

Digger said:

"Doctor Doctor!
. . .I've been blinded by Beauty"

And I've be fed by Mr Ed but you don't hear me shouting about it.....

Nope I guess horse jokes aren't that funny

[Digger]

Carfiend said:

"I think we can rule out a mirror being the cause here"

Liking that. May be the winner for the txt I am going to send to a lass later today.

Cheers All. Keep them coming

[Neil_H]

"That's impossible, beauty is a social construct and incapable of causing macular degeneration, it's probably just a cataract."

[Mr E]

Neil_H said:

"That's impossible, beauty is a social construct and incapable of causing macular degeneration, it's probably just a cataract."

[Davel]

Should have gone to Specsavers

[allegro]

"Well they do say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, lye back and i'll see if i can get it out"

[s3fella]

"......No, it's definatley acid. Have you been seen getting a lift in a white man's car, Miss Kapoor?"

[fathomfive]

"...well give him a carrot next time."

[Justayellowbadge]

Bloody northerners. OK, I'll take it off. Now, what's the problem?

[shakotan]

"I suggest you get the other 6 dwarves to kick her in the "