funny, innocent/inapropriate comment needed.....

[Dupont666]

A work colleague has been signed off work for a week with a bad back and she has just put this in to facebook:

'Im tied to the bed for the rest of the week... yippee!!'

Im trying hard not to comment and the resistance is not working, so I need a nice bit of innuendo to send back that the obviously dirty minded will get, but others will not, a play on words you might say.

Oh and she is polish and dont think she realises what she has typed into facebook.

Go.... you have 30mins!!

Edited by Dupont666 on Tuesday 30th June 17:38

edited cause Im a twunt...

Edited by Dupont666 on Tuesday 30th June 17:39

[KingJeff 4th]

What is the person best at that they are tied too?


Assuming you mean bed..

Simply ask if she has anyone paying her oxo tower a visit

[Galileo]

Just ask her if she needs any help

[Muntu]

Can I come round and invade your Krakow?

[ali_kat]

Handcuffs?

[Cara Van Man]

Ask her how the internal back support is doing.

[JamesM]

I'd say a simple giggity would suffice but not everyone watches Family Guy

[Carfiend]

"All that discipline won't do your back any good and the bruises will not be gone before you come back to work"

[WorAl]

"THAT won't make your back any better "