Being homosexual.

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andy400

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237 months

Wednesday 10th June 2009
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I'm not, before anyone asks, nor am I homophobic. I do however, wonder the following about 'gay' men in particular (genuinely wonder, not a piss-take):

1. Why do they feel the need to have 'gay pride' marches? I think being heterosexual is bloody great, but I can't imagine wanting to march and shout about it.

2. Why do they seem to enjoy 'liaisons' in public toilets? Particularly in grim and smelly public toilets. Is it more sexy to be seedy in the 'gay' world?

Genuinely interested.

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

234 months

Wednesday 10th June 2009
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So, you are saying that public toilets should be cleaned more often??

smile

Soovy

35,829 posts

277 months

Wednesday 10th June 2009
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Heterosexual pride marches are like whites only marches. Not allowed in this country.

Unless you're gay, a women, disabled, non white or have an imaginary friend, you don't have any rights.

stackmonkey

5,077 posts

255 months

Wednesday 10th June 2009
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rolleyes

can open, worms everywhere...

Flanders.

6,394 posts

214 months

Wednesday 10th June 2009
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Also, why do most gay men, act, like women?

CommanderJameson

22,096 posts

232 months

Wednesday 10th June 2009
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Soovy said:
Heterosexual pride marches are like whites only marches. Not allowed in this country.

Unless you're gay, a women, disabled, non white or have an imaginary friend, you don't have any rights.
Now, you're just being silly. White men have (and continue to have - just look at the Commons, the upper echelons of management in any company in the UK, and the Sunday Times Rich List) no real barriers to success.

When were you or anyone you know beaten up, by people you don't know, just for being heterosexual? That's right. Never.

I don't get gay "pride", but I do recognise that The Gay Community (a notion which makes me larf, really; it conjures images of Gay Coffee Mornings, Gay Jumble Sales and Gay Whist Drives) has and does experience real, violent prejudice every day - but it's receding, and not before time. Is that down to Gay Pride? I dunno. I'm not a gay or a gay-hater.

Being in a minority changes the rules a bit. Being white and male in the UK is like being a company that has a monopoly; you've got most of the market, but you're not allowed by law to abuse your monopoly to gain advantage.

Really. Being employed, white, male and middle-class (ish) in the UK right now is a position I don't think I'd want to trade with 99.9% of the world's population - and I don't even earn all that much.

TheEnd

15,370 posts

194 months

Wednesday 10th June 2009
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Flanders. said:
Also, why do most gay men, act, like women?
Some (maybe not all though) have a brain very similar to a woman. Some lab measured and weighed loads and found a gay male brain had some female like characteristics in shape and size of various parts.


Pulse

10,922 posts

224 months

Wednesday 10th June 2009
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CommanderJameson said:
Soovy said:
Heterosexual pride marches are like whites only marches. Not allowed in this country.

Unless you're gay, a women, disabled, non white or have an imaginary friend, you don't have any rights.
Now, you're just being silly. White men have (and continue to have - just look at the Commons, the upper echelons of management in any company in the UK, and the Sunday Times Rich List) no real barriers to success.

When were you or anyone you know beaten up, by people you don't know, just for being heterosexual? That's right. Never.

I don't get gay "pride", but I do recognise that The Gay Community (a notion which makes me larf, really; it conjures images of Gay Coffee Mornings, Gay Jumble Sales and Gay Whist Drives) has and does experience real, violent prejudice every day - but it's receding, and not before time. Is that down to Gay Pride? I dunno. I'm not a gay or a gay-hater.

Being in a minority changes the rules a bit. Being white and male in the UK is like being a company that has a monopoly; you've got most of the market, but you're not allowed by law to abuse your monopoly to gain advantage.

Really. Being employed, white, male and middle-class (ish) in the UK right now is a position I don't think I'd want to trade with 99.9% of the world's population - and I don't even earn all that much.
I don't believe the prejudice is any less. Neither is there less prejudice towards different race. We like to think it's dying out with the generations, but it really isn't.

Buzz word

2,028 posts

215 months

Wednesday 10th June 2009
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CommanderJameson said:
When were you or anyone you know beaten up, by people you don't know, just for being heterosexual? That's right. Never.
I would hazard a guess that a guy heterosexually checking out someones girlfriend in a bar is one of the top ten causes of bar brawls ranked just after looking at someone funny and knocking their drink.

Wacky Racer

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CrashTD

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210 months

Wednesday 10th June 2009
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Buzz word said:
I would hazard a guess that a guy heterosexually checking out someones girlfriend in a bar is one of the top ten causes of bar brawls ranked just after looking at someone funny and knocking their drink.
But I dont think the same bloke would beat you up for whacking one off over a video of Britney Spears. Its the fact its his OH, not that fact your a hetrosexual.

snuffle

1,587 posts

188 months

Wednesday 10th June 2009
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andy400 said:
2. Why do they seem to enjoy 'liaisons' in public toilets? Particularly in grim and smelly public toilets. Is it more sexy to be seedy in the 'gay' world?

Genuinely interested.
hhmmm looks like another job for gay gym cleaner to attend

Neil_H

15,343 posts

257 months

Wednesday 10th June 2009
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Heterosexuality is the norm, homosexuality is often regarded as wrong/ unnatural, hence why the afflicted will get together and march to show everyone that actually wearing tight shorts, mincing around and kissing men with beards are wholesome and natural activities.

Heterosexual marches would be like celebrating getting up in the morning. Or taking a dump. Or eating a sandwich.

Can't help you with the toilet thing though.

LoveMachine

202 posts

185 months

Wednesday 10th June 2009
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Why don't gay men fancy a bit of poo sex with a woman?

Penny-lope

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199 months

Wednesday 10th June 2009
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LoveMachine said:
Why don't gay men fancy a bit of poo sex with a woman?
Cause there's no cock to grab on to???

NathanJones

713 posts

219 months

Wednesday 10th June 2009
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they reach round and have not "knocked through"

andy400

Original Poster:

10,724 posts

237 months

Wednesday 10th June 2009
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LoveMachine said:
Why don't gay men fancy a bit of poo sex with a woman?
rofl

Or alternatively, why don't heterosexual men who enjoy 'poo sex' with women want to do it with men?



I think we already know the answer.....

NathanJones

713 posts

219 months

Wednesday 10th June 2009
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apart from hair??? can we tell the difference when an opening is there

LoveMachine

202 posts

185 months

Wednesday 10th June 2009
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andy400 said:
LoveMachine said:
Why don't gay men fancy a bit of poo sex with a woman?
rofl

Or alternatively, why don't heterosexual men who enjoy 'poo sex' with women want to do it with men?



I think we already know the answer.....
Which I find sinister also. yes

Over interest in poo sex= supressed homo.

Edited by LoveMachine on Wednesday 10th June 22:07

pad58

12,545 posts

187 months

Wednesday 10th June 2009
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LoveMachine said:
Why don't gay men fancy a bit of poo sex with a woman?
good point,