Getting Geese used to strangers
Getting Geese used to strangers
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schmalex

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13,616 posts

227 months

Thursday 28th May 2009
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We went to the Highclere Country Show on Monday. Whereas most people might come away from a country show with a new pair of britches / wellies / gun bag etc, my wife somehow managed to get us to leave with a bootful of 7 goslings; the only concession I could negotiate being that 4 will donate themselves to various Christmas dinners.

Anyway, whilst they are quite cute, fluffy & dependant at the moment, I am fully aware that they quickly become vicious, bd hard guard animals.

Is there any way to get Geese used to different people so that friends / neighbours etc can get somewhere near our paddock to look after them & the chickens when we are not at home?

BlackVanGirl

9,932 posts

232 months

Friday 29th May 2009
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yes My next door neighbour had a pet goose... he was absolutely ferocious.

Get as many different people to come and feed them as possible.

Hope you've got geese (girls) not ganders 'cos I think they're a lot more territorial.

Nobody You Know

8,422 posts

214 months

Friday 29th May 2009
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I'll come round and have a gander...

okgo

41,304 posts

219 months

Friday 29th May 2009
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We had them for 20~ years and never did they get used to us, they would hiss and go for you every time.

fking horrid things, make too much noise, create huge amounts of st too.

Ayahuasca

27,558 posts

300 months

Friday 29th May 2009
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Give them a regular goosing.


stifler

37,069 posts

209 months

Friday 29th May 2009
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Horrible animals. At a guess, get regular visitors to feed them. Keep them away from kids. Dirty vicious animals.

You know the broomstick trick when it gets to that time right?

moleamol

15,887 posts

284 months

Friday 29th May 2009
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Scrap merchants used geese as guard animals for many years in Wigan. Good luck.

Hairspray

6,225 posts

228 months

Friday 29th May 2009
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You now need a sign saying 'Beware of the Geese'. wink

Penny-lope

13,645 posts

214 months

Friday 29th May 2009
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Sad fact.....and totally OT

The sound of geese, is one on my fav noises cloud9

Thanks....as you were

mrmaggit

10,146 posts

269 months

Friday 29th May 2009
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moleamol said:
Scrap merchants used geese as guard animals for many years in Wigan. Good luck.
I heard some distilleries used them too. Best guards in the world. Nothing gets past them without it being VERY loud, and they will attack.

NDA

24,393 posts

246 months

Friday 29th May 2009
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Penny-lope said:
Sad fact.....and totally OT

The sound of geese, is one on my fav noises cloud9

Thanks....as you were
Wild Geese is also a great film.

I think I'll just leave that there.

schmalex

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13,616 posts

227 months

Friday 29th May 2009
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Sounds like our house will be like a DMZ for the next 6.5 months until the littler feckers adorn various Christmas tables lick

PD9

2,039 posts

206 months

Friday 29th May 2009
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NDA said:
Wild Geese is also a great film.

I think I'll just leave that there.
hehewink

tuffer

8,946 posts

288 months

Friday 29th May 2009
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"Wild Geese" the film was on last night. As for sorting yours out, when they are older and you want to round them up, just walk straight up to the one thats making the most noise and looking teh most ferocious. Grab its head and put your arm around its wings....this takes a bit of practice and you need to be quick. Once you have the leader picked up and in a headlock the rest will go quietly and you should be able to usher them along without too much bother.

Warning, I did get bashed about a bit the first few attempts so get practicing whilst they are still small.

mat13

1,977 posts

202 months

Friday 29th May 2009
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a farmer friend of my dads used to have a few, completely horrible gits and i cant think of a worse smell than goose crap. However those plastic shovels you but for mucking out are brilliant for swatting them mid charge

GnuBee

1,316 posts

236 months

Friday 29th May 2009
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I have had Emdems for a few years (they're the big stereotypical white geese) and as said they don't ever get used to strangers as such.

Their agression will increase/be apparent when the females are laying or sitting on eggs but this is normally only at certain times during the year.

Their bark is definitely worse than their bite and it's the hissing and outstretched wings that tend to stop people. In reality if you call their bluff more often than not they'll walk/waddle away (usally accompanied by a fair amount of noise).

If they do go for you you'll soon find out that they are surprisingly strong and that the serated beak is just right for hanging for hanging onto any exposed clothing etc.

In 3/4 years I've only been properly got twice and both times the solution was just to pick the attacker up - calms them down very quickly but you need to keep your face out of their way whilst doing it...

schmalex

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13,616 posts

227 months

Friday 29th May 2009
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I don't intend for them to get as far as the laying season

BlackVanGirl

9,932 posts

232 months

Friday 29th May 2009
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schmalex said:
I don't intend for them to get as far as the laying season
What about the three that aren't going to be Christmas dinner?

schmalex

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13,616 posts

227 months

Friday 29th May 2009
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BlackVanGirl said:
schmalex said:
I don't intend for them to get as far as the laying season
What about the three that aren't going to be Christmas dinner?
After reading the replies on here, I am starting to think that all 6 will be sold off / eaten.


CommanderJameson

22,096 posts

247 months

Friday 29th May 2009
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mrmaggit said:
moleamol said:
Scrap merchants used geese as guard animals for many years in Wigan. Good luck.
I heard some distilleries used them too. Best guards in the world. Nothing gets past them without it being VERY loud, and they will attack.
...and you don't want that.

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