Waiting for a delivery - Things to do?

[The Riddler]

Ok, what can i do to provide me with mental stimulation while waiting for a delivery?

I've just worked a night shift, so nothing physical, and obviously, i cannot leave the house.

Please help!

[KingRichard]

Have a wk.

[The Moose]

KingRichard said:

Have a wk.

I knew that was coming. Sad eh?? (and no pun intended!!)

Cheers

The Moose

[Don]

Read a book.

[PD9]

Get a good CD blasting have some breakfast, and clean the house.

Thats if your a pansy.

If not - masterbation

[sleep envy]

post a pointless thread on PH


oh...

[knight]

Funnily enough, I had this yesterday, had just finished a nightshift and decided I'd better not fall asleep as I probably wouldn't hear the doorbell. So I removed a display cabinet we have in the lounge, chucked that into the garden, then removed 7 years of accumulated dust that was behind it.

[Landlord]

You could start drafting a rant about how you wait in all day and the delivery men don't turn up meaning you have to take a day off work. Why can't they give you an accurate time of arrival etc.

May save time later.

[staceyb]

http://www.notdoppler.com/superstacker2.php

Play that.

[Parsnip]

Landlord said:

You could start drafting a rant about how you wait in all day and the delivery men don't turn up meaning you have to take a day off work. Why can't they give you an accurate time of arrival etc.

May save time later.

Beaten to it.

You have time to think about this, you have no excuse for a crappy rant - remember the key points of ranting - overly long sentences, going off on random tangents to the topic in hand and above all, creative use of swearing.

If it makes it easier, write it now and edit in the swearing when they actually don't show up.

That or bash out some knuckle children - its your choice.

[PD9]

staceyb said:

http://www.notdoppler.com/superstacker2.php

Play that.

Great game!!

[The Riddler]

sleep envy said:

post a pointless thread on PH


oh...

Well, I only had to look your way for inspiration.

Was a pretty pointless thread after all, Was delivered just after 9am, so no need for rants, exessive masturbation or cleaning.

[Landlord]

What was it?

[The Riddler]

Was only a laptop, nothing too thrilling.

[Pow!]

If youve watched lee evans live

"you wait all day and when you go for a st your cheeks just touch that rim and there they are on your doorstep "

Dont go for a dump

[Hairspray]

It's my birthday. Celebrate that for me

[okgo]

PD9 said:

staceyb said:

http://www.notdoppler.com/superstacker2.php

Play that.

Great game!!

I don't think they intended for it to work like this...

[Samcat]

PD9 said:

staceyb said:

http://www.notdoppler.com/superstacker2.php

Play that.

Great game!!

That's my morning sorted then!

[PD9]

Game 21 - The framework, is killing me!! Arghh!

[Samcat]

PD9 said:

Game 21 - The framework, is killing me!! Arghh!

That's as far as I got before work got in the way!