The Three Wolves T-Shirt of Awesomeness....
The Three Wolves T-Shirt of Awesomeness....
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Swillsy

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181 posts

208 months

Tuesday 19th May 2009
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Hey Guys,

Amazon reviewers are up to no good again and thought PKers may appreciate it:P

http://www.amazon.com/Three-T-Shirt-Available-Vari...

did a search and couldn't find anything

camgear

6,941 posts

215 months

AlexKP

16,484 posts

265 months

Tuesday 19th May 2009
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Cheers chaps, I am crying with laughter here!

"I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon."


roflrofl

This is as good as the Katy Price / Peter Andre album reviews I am proud to say I contributed to.

Steamer

14,093 posts

234 months

Tuesday 19th May 2009
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Wolves / Dolphins / Tigers or Whales...

...if you are approached by a wooooman sporting clothing that has any of the above on them - shes nuts, probably smells and/or you drink in some strange pubs, probably located in a 'shire!

dibbers006

14,569 posts

239 months

Tuesday 19th May 2009
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roflroflroflroflrofl

Swillsy

Original Poster:

181 posts

208 months

Tuesday 19th May 2009
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Some of them are amazing - lolling away in the office atm

"I'm glad theres nothing on the back of this shirt, otherwise my mullet might be covering up a wolf, and I just don't know how I would handle having to decide between my mullet and another wolf on this shirt."

I really want this t-shirtsmile

sassthathoopie

965 posts

236 months

Tuesday 19th May 2009
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Rex Creekmur said:
The manufacturer claims this shirt is 100% cotton, but I think that severely understates its fabric. The cotton is hand-selected by Tibetan weavers for its multi-dimensional qualities. Think string theory incarnate. However, you must be careful. Please learn from my mistake. If you inadvertently put this shirt on backwards AND inside out, you will cause a tear in the actual fabric of space-time. I did this, and was instantly transported forward in time. I am writing this review in the year 2097 and I'm here to tell you, it ain't pretty. We did NOT overcome global warming but the majority of the religious extremest lunatic fringe wiped themselves out in the God Wars of 2012. So, please, be ever so careful when you put on this shirt. Make sure the wolves and moon are oriented correctly. You could just as easily be thrown back in time and the dangers of a world-altering paradox are all too real.

Oh yeah, the shirt is also really, really comfy.