All I got was Kerplunk
All I got was Kerplunk
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bigandclever

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14,181 posts

259 months

Friday 15th May 2009
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Press Association said:
A man who asked a prostitute to take his son's virginity as a present for the 14-year-old has been spared jail.

The Polish national took the boy out in his car and allowed him to pick the prostitute, who was standing at the side of the road in Nottingham's red-light district.

But the 42-year-old father was arrested after the teenager chose an undercover police officer, Nottingham Crown Court has heard.

The man, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was handed a 10-month prison sentence, suspended for a year.

The full-time carer, from Bulwell, Nottingham, earlier admitted a charge of trying to solicit a woman to have sex with a child.

Superhoop1904

563 posts

229 months

Friday 15th May 2009
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bigandclever said:
Press Association said:
A man who asked a prostitute to take his son's virginity as a present for the 14-year-old has been spared jail.

The Polish national took the boy out in his car and allowed him to pick the prostitute, who was standing at the side of the road in Nottingham's red-light district.

But the 42-year-old father was arrested after the teenager chose an undercover police officer, Nottingham Crown Court has heard.

The man, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was handed a 10-month prison sentence, suspended for a year.

The full-time carer, from Bulwell, Nottingham, earlier admitted a charge of trying to solicit a woman to have sex with a child.
beer what a role model

hehe

ofcorsa

3,542 posts

264 months

Friday 15th May 2009
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I'd like to see pics of said undercover copper, Would be nice to see what made her look like such a good proposition

pokethepope

2,666 posts

209 months

Friday 15th May 2009
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14? Give him a chance to do it normally first!

chunkymonkey71

13,133 posts

219 months

Friday 15th May 2009
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I think I got a Kyosho Citroen ZX Rallye Raid...

FoolOnTheHill

1,018 posts

232 months

Friday 15th May 2009
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pokethepope said:
14? Give him a chance to do it normally first!
I dunno, if my first time is anything to go by I think he'd have had a better time with someone "experienced" than fumbling with another 14 year old.*




  • Sorry Joanne, what can I say? At least I remembered your name. laugh

militantmandy

3,834 posts

207 months

Friday 15th May 2009
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FoolOnTheHill said:
pokethepope said:
14? Give him a chance to do it normally first!
I dunno, if my first time is anything to go by I think he'd have had a better time with someone "experienced" than fumbling with another 14 year old.*




  • Sorry Joanne, what can I say? At least I remembered your name. laugh
the 1st time "fumble" is essential! it's your first time, it's not supposed to be lie 60 mins with a dutch hooker! learn to missionarry before you spider monkey!

MK4 Slowride

10,028 posts

229 months

Friday 15th May 2009
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Also the prostitute would likly be cleaner than some bar skank.

Rofly Lollers

759 posts

216 months

Friday 15th May 2009
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It should have been obvious from the outfit she was wearing...


The Tea Boy

4,129 posts

256 months

Friday 15th May 2009
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rofl doesn't it make you proud from Nottingham smile

v15ben

16,092 posts

262 months

Friday 15th May 2009
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The Tea Boy said:
rofl doesn't it make you proud from Nottingham smile
To be fair they were from Bulwell though. Explains a lot wink

HiRich

3,337 posts

283 months

Friday 15th May 2009
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Press Association said:
But the 42-year-old father was arrested after the teenager chose an undercover police officer, Nottingham Crown Court has heard.
This is the bit that intrigues me. I mean, of all the toms you could have chosen son, you chose the copper.

Will the kid ever live this down, or will he live off it as the pub story to top all pub stories? Will he get his own page on snopes? Has his burgeoning fetish for women in flat shoes been exposed? We need closure.

BoRED S2upid

20,898 posts

261 months

Friday 15th May 2009
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Id still take kerplunk over sex with a prostitute. Great game.

Steamer

14,093 posts

234 months

Friday 15th May 2009
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BoRED S2upid said:
Id still take kerplunk over sex with a prostitute. Great game.
Arrr yes Kerplunk, that old classic - pick a straw, pull it and your balls drop.


scratchchin Maybe The full-time carer, from Bulwell was just thinking outside of the box.


mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

276 months

Friday 15th May 2009
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Is this our kerplunk....?

Is he the dad or the son...?

I'm shocked, really shocked...what were you thinking of, plunky....?

Pesty

42,655 posts

277 months

Friday 15th May 2009
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Having seen some of the wares on offer in nottingham I'd rather have a kerplunk

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

276 months

Friday 15th May 2009
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Men in tights...

Say no more...

onlynik

4,080 posts

214 months

Friday 15th May 2009
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BBC website also note that the father has been put on the sex offenders list for 5 years

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/nottinghamshire...

bigandclever

Original Poster:

14,181 posts

259 months

Friday 15th May 2009
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ofcorsa said:
I'd like to see pics of said undercover copper, Would be nice to see what made her look like such a good proposition
Pervert.


Penny-lope

13,645 posts

214 months

Friday 15th May 2009
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bigandclever said:
ofcorsa said:
I'd like to see pics of said undercover copper, Would be nice to see what made her look like such a good proposition
Pervert.

That is sooooooo wrong, knickers under that tigh blue dress!!!!