Music turns your kids ghey!!

[deviant]

Not sure what to say to this really....

http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands

[mechsympathy]

seems to cover it. Or email the bloke in charge of the list: [e-mail]

[V8mate]

You were Googling for 'gay music' weren't you.

Having a party this weekend and wanted to get the right atmosphere, eh?

Give DamoLLb (soapyshowerboy) a call - you can play the soap dropping game together

[deviant]

V8mate said:

You were Googling for 'gay music' weren't you.

Having a party this weekend and wanted to get the right atmosphere, eh?

Give DamoLLb (soapyshowerboy) a call - you can play the soap dropping game together

No...well you see...what happened was I...


TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE!!! And you must be one 'cos you know all about the soap dropping game and the usernames of the PH gheyers

[V8mate]

deviant said:

V8mate said:

You were Googling for 'gay music' weren't you.

Having a party this weekend and wanted to get the right atmosphere, eh?

Give DamoLLb (soapyshowerboy) a call - you can play the soap dropping game together

No...well you see...what happened was I...


TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE!!! And you must be one 'cos you know all about the soap dropping game and the usernames of the PH gheyers

[MentalSarcasm]

Wow, Metallica are gay, who would have thought it?

• Cranks up the volume on Memory Remains**

[kaese]

But they endorse this guy????? WTF?

Edited by kaese on Wednesday 6th May 09:09

[jesta1865]

thats got to be a joke site surely?

they have some of the names in the list twice, twisted sister for a start.

i am gob smacked, what a nutter

[Funk]

If you follow the link to his 'safe' video, you get to see this:



Words fail me, they really. As I see it, he's after some hot backdoor and grappling action with a horny devil..

ETA: HAS to be a joke...?

Edited by Funk on Wednesday 6th May 09:58

[ben d]

I'm struggling, in anyone's parlance, to understand how Ghostface Killah and Slipknot could even be remotely ghey.

Perhaps someone should email Donnie Davies suggesting the Macc Lads?

[G_T]

Found another good one;

Religious Gobste said:

Oscar Wilde (reformed homosexual)

What a crock of ste. Oscar Wilde died bent as a nine bob note.

I can tolerate their homophobia but do these people not even have wikipedia?

Edited by G_T on Wednesday 6th May 11:33

[him_over_there]

nutter said:

Elton John(really gay)

On a more serious note, with the whole God hates Fags thing. I wonder if he is connected to the hateful John Phelps and his Westboro Baptist Church.

This is the sort of drivel I expect that lot to come out with.

Edited by him_over_there on Wednesday 6th May 11:09

[Dr_Gonzo]

Eminem is on the list of gay band

[cronk-flakes]

Lil' Wayne gets two mentions, he must be a turbo gayer!

[DrTre]

Joke innit?

Turbonegro are on that flyer, they're not anti-gay.

[ali_kat]

ben d said:

I'm struggling, in anyone's parlance, to understand how Ghostface Killah and Slipknot could even be remotely ghey.

'cause they wear makeup!

[Dolf]

him_over_there said:

nutter said:

Elton John(really gay)

Clearly, there must be different levels of gay-ness!

[pits]

So I have read the list and IMHO
Bands to watch out for

* Lil'Wayne-Ghey
* P!nK (gay family)-Hot
* The Black Keys- Dont know, sound ghey
* Coldplay- Epic gheyers who steal music
* SlipKnot (make-up)- Rubbish
* RadioHead- Rubbish
* Michael Jackson- his music isnt ghey
* Boredoms- sounds boring
* School of Seven Bells (gay twins)- School of seven bAlls?
* Jason Mraz- dont know
* Jonas Brothers- gheyers
* Rilo Kiley- dont know
* Death Cab for Cutie- dont know
* Sarah McLachlan- dont know
* George Strait- name like that, he has to be ghey
* Cold War Kids- sounds disturbing
* Toby Keith (cowboy)- guns, liqour, chewing tobbaco and bears arent ghey
* P-Diddy- he changes his name all the time,
* Black People- Racist f*ck, not all Black people are ghey
* Vampire Weekend- Has to be ghey, male vampires would suck another man
* King Crimson- sounds like a menstrual fetish for one man
* Kate Bush (kissed a girl)- Lesbians are, Kate Bush was hot
* Bob Dylan - dont like his music but not ghey
* Fleet Foxes - dont know
* Sigur Ros (nudists) - they provide tits so therefore, no need to gtfo
* Twisted Sister- would a gay band sing "were not gonna take it"?
* The Spores (endorse suicide)-Definatly gheyers
* Scissor Sisters- actual gheyers
* Turbonegro- ghey because this man is obviously fast and black, so do some of the fastest runners in the world become ghey? Racist fk again
* Rufus Wainwright- dont know
* Merzbau- dont know
* Ravi Shankar- Ravi, shot for ravage? shank, is a long thin bit of metal on a spoon, and spooning is ok, but if two men spoon, its ghey, so they are on about ravagely spooning, I will call this a "curious" band
* The Butchies (lizbians)- Lizbians? Lesbians named Elizabeth?
* Wilco- Dont know, but they will cooperate if asked
* Bjork (mb)- Yeh I suppose
* Tech N9ne- Which is a gun, guns arent ghey
* Ghostface Killah- Just sounds ghey
* Bobby Conn- dont know
* Morton Subotnik- Reminds me of Dr Robotnik, who was a big fat ghey, possibly a bear?
* Cole Porter- dont know
* The String Cheese Incident- Never use string cheese, always squirty creaam, ghey!
* Eagles of Death Metal- dont know
* Polyphonic Spree-Dont know
* The Faint- Dont know
* Interpol- Dont upset them
* Twisted Sister (jj)- As above, they arent going to take it
* Tegan and Sara- Dont know
* Erasure- Give them a little respect please
* The Grateful Dead (drugs too)- Dont know
* Le Tigre - the gimp in the french pulp fiction?
* Marilyn Manson (dark gay)-He is white, and yes he is ghey
* The Gossip- Dont know
* The Magnetic Fields- Dont know, but when the polar shift happens will they still be ghey according to this guy
* The Doors- meh
* Phish- Dont know
* Queen- One of the greatest rock bands evah, even if Freddie was a ghey doesnt make Queen gay, and if so why wasnt "Freddie Mercury" in the list for his solo stuff?
* The Strokes- yeh
* Morrissey(?questionable?)- More puts his foot in it, than being ghey, and besides that, he discovered that some girls are bigger than others
* Metallica- One of the best thrash metal bands ever, but I suppose ST. Anger was a ghey album....Debatable
* Judas Priest- Not really, ok there are gheys in the band, but doesnt make them ghey
* The Village People- GHEY!!!!!!!!!!!!
* The Secret Handshake- If by hand they mean penis, and by shake they mean slap, then yes it is ghey, but secret handshakes were cool, look at the Fresh Prince, he was cool
* The Rolling Stones- Not ghey
* David Bowie- How can the sovereign be ghey, seriously, David Bowie is the don,
* Frankie Goes to Hollywood- Getting a song banned in the uk, is an achievement, therefore not ghey
* Man or Astroman- Thats like asking if your a Mexican, or a Mexicant, makes no sense
* Richard Cheese- Lounge singing "Closer" is not ghey
* Jay-Z- Featuring??? Can he be classed as a singer, because he only ever features on tracks these days
* Depeche Mode- not a fan
* Kansas- How can an American state be ghey, after all we are just dust in the wind
* Ani DiFranco- possibly cant remember
* Fischerspooner- sounds like a wierd fetish involving spooning and fish
* John Mayer-GHEY!!!
* George Michael (texan)- Being from Texas doesnt make you ghey, they do fk women, all be it the females in there close family and they own pick up trucks, which are....ghey... Debatable
* Angel Eyes-Dont know
* The Indigo Girls- Colours and Girls, and girls= tits
* Velvet Underground- Dont know
* Madonna- I dont know, she has released some good music, and for being about 60million years old, I still would
* Elton John- What isnt ghey about him
* Barry Manilow- poor dress sense, doesnt make him ghey
* Indigo Girls- Again?
* Melissa Etheridge- dont know
* Eminmen- What about Vanilla Ice?
* Nirvana- Shotgun in the face, thats pretty brutal, and brutal isnt ghey (not condoning shooting people in the face with a shotgun btw)
* Boy George- So ghey
* Jon Brion- Dont know
* The Killers- Not a fan
* Lou Reed- Not really
* Lil' Wayne- Ghey
* Motorhead- how?????
* Jill Sobule- Dont know
* Wilson Phillips- Dont know
* DMX- Dont know
* Wesley Willis- Dont know
* Lisa Loeb- Dont know
* Ted Nugent (loincloth)- Ted Nugent is not ghey, loin cloth or not
* Dogstar- dont know
* Thirty Seconds to Mars- Yes
* Lil' Kim- Annoying more than anything, not really that little
* kd lang- dont know
* Frank Sinatra- fk right off is Sinatra ghey, might aswell say the whole Rat Pack is ghey
* Hinder- dont know
* Nickleback- meh
* Justus Kohncke- If you remove "us" out of the first name and "H E" out of the second name, it makes Just Kock
* Bob Mould- Dont know
* Clay Aiken- Dont know
* Arcade Fire- Dont know
* Bright Eyes- Dont know
* Corinne Bailey Rae- Dont know
* Audioslave- Watered down RATM, RATM fking rocked, they closed wall street!
* Red Hot Chili Peppers- Prancing around with socks on there cocks, takes balls, on stage
* Panic at the Disco- Dont know
* The Cure (makeup)- Not really
* Spin Doctors- I am thinking of a certain website, involving, spining and meat
* The Deers- Dont know
* Lindsey Lohan- HOTNESS! Does she even make music?
* The Smiths- Comes under Morrisey
* Beck- Without Jeff Beck, Ozzy would of never got 1000 brown M&M`s and gone on stage to play a cracking show,
* Tom Waits- Dont know
* The Cramps- Dont know
* Cannibal Corpse- *shakes head*
* Britney Spears(kissed Madonna)- what of it, lesbians arent ghey, lesbians are cool, girls kissing girls are cool, unless they are butch
* Perfect Sin- Dont know
* The Queers- Sounds like it
* NoFx(gay punk)-All punk is ghey??
* Soup Dragons- Dragons rock, and soup is good
* Elton John(really gay)- Yes, yes he is



Honestly

[ben d]

ali_kat said:

ben d said:

I'm struggling, in anyone's parlance, to understand how Ghostface Killah and Slipknot could even be remotely ghey.

'cause they wear makeup!

Each is entitled to their own opinion, but I certainly wouldn't express one along those lines to their faces.

[him_over_there]

mechsympathy said:

seems to cover it. Or email the bloke in charge of the list: [e-mail]

Mail Sent.

Little_Innocent_Timmy said:

Hello Mr Davies,

I was perusing your site and would like to know why you *think* Elton John is really gay. I know he can sometimes act a little camp, but lets be honest - who doesn't enjoy a little camp romp once in a while. However, Im pretty sure he doesn't partake in bumming. At least not with other men. Anyway, it's irrelevant. I am reliably told that it isn't gay unless you push back.

Please don't tell me my idol, the great mr John, Elton John, is a HOMO-SEXUAL. I couldn't bear it, I try to listen to only christian bands who preach the lords beautiful message. But life without Elton, well, that's not a life I'm entirely sure I want to live. Wasn't he bonking Princess Diana ?

Anyhoo,

Looking forward to hearing back from such a forward thinking, insightful individual such as yourself.

May I also ask if you could add Keane to your list of bands, I have no proof they are gay, but I don't think enjoying their "music" is entirely healthy regardless of where they like to stick their little peckers.

I'm starting to blather on, as I so often do. Go to go, I'm spending my lunch pounding up the OXO tower and can't be late. Toodaloo.

Loves and Hugs,

Timothy

Wonder if 'Timothy' will hear back