Easter egg packaging

Easter egg packaging

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funkyrobot

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18,789 posts

240 months

Thursday 9th April 2009
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I wouldn't normally start a thread which expresses lentilist-like viewpoints, but I have to say this.

Why oh why do manufacturers of easter eggs (especially the one with the stupid kid's eyes advert) have to disguise the size of the egg in so much packaging??

I wouldn't mind this, but due to the fact that we are punished/taxed in the name of the environment for owning cars, and the fact we constantly have the man made global warming drivvle shoved in our faces, how on earth do these companies get away with using so much packaging?

Yes, it makes the egg look bigger than it really is, but why are they allowed to do this? Some of packs even seen to have twice the amount of packaging as space covered up by the cardboard box. What an absolute waste!

I await wonderbra and 'lunch-box padding' style comparisons and replies. smile

Edited by funkyrobot on Thursday 9th April 16:37

Steamer

14,023 posts

225 months

Thursday 9th April 2009
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There is a simply way round this...

When sprog spots big fancy easter egg (3 quarters empty cardboard box with graphics on) simply carry out the following demonstration for the child:

A: Take Easter Egg box off shelf
B: Take a normal bar of chocolate for the same price off shelf
C: Hold both items over child's head (ideally with child sitting safely in shopping trolley)
D: Drop both items onto child's head

The child will, in time, realise there is far more chocolatey goodness to be found inside less flashy packaging.





works best on other people's children... dont blame me if father punches you

funkyrobot

Original Poster:

18,789 posts

240 months

Thursday 9th April 2009
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Steamer said:
works best on other people's children... dont blame me if father punches you
what if the father is dead?

Steamer

14,023 posts

225 months

Thursday 9th April 2009
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funkyrobot said:
Steamer said:
works best on other people's children... dont blame me if father punches you
what if the father is dead?
"Hey kid - go make yourself busy... I've got a couple more surprises for your mum"

...you don't know unless you try! wink

funkyrobot

Original Poster:

18,789 posts

240 months

Thursday 9th April 2009
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Steamer said:
funkyrobot said:
Steamer said:
works best on other people's children... dont blame me if father punches you
what if the father is dead?
"Hey kid - go make yourself busy... I've got a couple more surprises for your mum"

...you don't know unless you try! wink
Yep, always worth a crack!

Sorry! getmecoat

Simpo Two

88,424 posts

277 months

Thursday 9th April 2009
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One of my biochemistry lecturers reckoned you'd get more nourishment from some products if you threw away the product and ate the box instead...

LMC

918 posts

225 months

Thursday 9th April 2009
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I was in Asda the other day and they are doing eggs without all the plastic moulding shyte. They weren't own brand, I think they were Cadbury's.

ewenm

28,506 posts

257 months

Thursday 9th April 2009
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Simpo Two said:
One of my biochemistry lecturers reckoned you'd get more nourishment from some products if you threw away the product and ate the box instead...
Saw a Mythbusters episode that tested that idea recently...

sleep envy

62,260 posts

261 months

Thursday 9th April 2009
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ewenm said:
Simpo Two said:
One of my biochemistry lecturers reckoned you'd get more nourishment from some products if you threw away the product and ate the box instead...
Saw a Mythbusters episode that tested that idea recently...
aaaaaand?

ewenm

28,506 posts

257 months

Thursday 9th April 2009
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sleep envy said:
ewenm said:
Simpo Two said:
One of my biochemistry lecturers reckoned you'd get more nourishment from some products if you threw away the product and ate the box instead...
Saw a Mythbusters episode that tested that idea recently...
aaaaaand?
Your biochemistry lecturer would have been disappointed.

Simpo Two

88,424 posts

277 months

Thursday 9th April 2009
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ewenm said:
Your biochemistry lecturer would have been disappointed.
Oh well, it got a chuckle back in 1982.

Of course if you move from biochemistry to physics, then you could convert the mass of the box into energy, and that would be quite spectacular.

thinfourth2

32,414 posts

216 months

Thursday 9th April 2009
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And don't forget that once you have bought your 150grams of chocolate and 5 kilos of packaging and have taken it to the checkout you can't have a plastic bag as its environmentally unfriendly

Rob.

17,911 posts

230 months

Thursday 9th April 2009
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LMC said:
I was in Asda the other day and they are doing eggs without all the plastic moulding shyte. They weren't own brand, I think they were Cadbury's.
Yep, just seen these in Tesco tonight aswell.

NDA

22,945 posts

237 months

Thursday 9th April 2009
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I am always amazed by the huge Easter egg boxes containing eggs that would not strain the birthing muscles of a wren.

Part of the fun I guess. smile

retrorider

1,339 posts

213 months

Thursday 9th April 2009
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no different to xmas when you see everyones wheelie bins overflowing with wrapping paper and empty boxes.

Nolar Dog

8,786 posts

207 months

Thursday 9th April 2009
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No easter eggs here.

"Double Dozen" of Krispy Kreme's finest.

Way better than an egg as I'm not religious. hehe

Rob.

17,911 posts

230 months

Thursday 9th April 2009
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Thousands of other people are`nt religious but it does`nt stop them revelling in the commerciality (is that a word?) of Easter and not bothering to give a thought to what is behind it all.

Fair Play to you I say.

dibbers006

14,191 posts

230 months

Thursday 9th April 2009
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I dunno how Jesus could afford Eggs and Christmas Presents for so many people he was only a Carpenter.

NDA

22,945 posts

237 months

Thursday 9th April 2009
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dibbers006 said:
I dunno how Jesus could afford Eggs and Christmas Presents for so many people he was only a Carpenter.
Good point.

Mind you he made a bottle of wine go round a few people. Who knows.

jimothy

5,151 posts

249 months

Thursday 9th April 2009
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Rob. said:
Thousands of other people are`nt religious but it does`nt stop them revelling in the commerciality (is that a word?) of Easter and not bothering to give a thought to what is behind it all.

Fair Play to you I say.
I assume you mean the original festival of new life as indicated by the eggs? Based around phases of the moon, hence not on a specific date?

Or do you mean the modern christianality of Easter?