Strange Phone Calls

[randomman]

Keep getting a call at work and all you can here is background noise.

Fair enough we have a high call volume so a lot of people would have us under last dialled...

Only I noticed over the period of two weeks the background noise is the same everytime. A door closes, a man coughs and a rustling that sounds like the phone is in a pocket. Had 1 a day for the last week at least.

How fking freaky is that!?

[Shake&Bake]

It's not your boss accidently speed dialling you on his way to their "daily movements"? is it?

1. Door closes - check
2. Man coughts - check
3. Rustling sound - check

Might be worth investigating! Perhaps you coould set up a close circuit camera in the toilets to see whether your suspicions are correct?

• Note if your boss is a woman then this is probably false please see 2.

HTH

[M3CHA-MONK3Y]

Arrrr, this is easy.
If you are receiving these calls on a standard phone, the speaker may not be able to replicate the high pitch noise that a talking guinea pig produces. If you own a guinea pig, it could be him attempting to contact you and remind you to pick up some guinea pig food on the way home. If you don't own one, it could well be an Indian guinea pig trying to sell you double glazing. Upgrade you phone or squeak back loudly to confuse them.

HTH