Ambulance or Taxi?

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parapaul

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2,828 posts

210 months

Wednesday 8th April 2009
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This made me laugh. Close to my heart, if you like.



Anyone outside the emergeny services would not believe the drivel we get called for, day in, day out. But drunk idiots are fair game for victimisation biggrin

drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

223 months

Wednesday 8th April 2009
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so which vehicle do you use when you stub your toe whilst having drunkenly tripped over a severed limb at the scene of an RTA

drunk


parapaul

Original Poster:

2,828 posts

210 months

Wednesday 8th April 2009
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drivin_me_nuts said:
so which vehicle do you use when you stub your toe whilst having drunkenly tripped over a severed limb at the scene of an RTA

drunk
That's easy, silly. The only problem with you is your stubbed toe, so by applying the simple rules above, you get in the nearest taxi wink

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

267 months

Wednesday 8th April 2009
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What about an ambiwlans...?

Zen.

794 posts

207 months

Wednesday 8th April 2009
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I think I may need a Taxi drunk

Alfanatic

9,339 posts

231 months

Wednesday 8th April 2009
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How does calling a taxi help my runny nose? confused

Unless of course it gets tired of running and needs a lift home.

The Orphan

29,977 posts

263 months

Wednesday 8th April 2009
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mybrainhurts said:
What about an ambiwlans...?
hehe

You wouldn't let it lie.

james_tigerwoods

16,340 posts

209 months

Wednesday 8th April 2009
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The Orphan said:
mybrainhurts said:
What about an ambiwlans...?
hehe

You wouldn't let it lie.
I was going to question your spelling of Ambulance biggrin

aclivity

4,072 posts

200 months

Wednesday 8th April 2009
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mybrainhurts said:
What about an ambiwlans...?
did you mean ambiwlans or tacsi?